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@MattFinkes @espn @SportsCenter “Hey did you guys see the Indy 500 finish? Amazing last lap! We’ve got to put that #1 in the Top 10” - Nobody

I’d loved to have been in the morning @espn @SportsCenter production meeting. “Hey did you guys see the Indy 500 finish? Amazing last lap! We’ve got to put that #1 in the Top 10” “I don’t know. I’ve got 2 English soccer highlights, a women’s lacrosse goal & an ultimate frisbee catch. Indy 500 probably won’t make it” Your program is a joke.

@dc_mma Why would one accept a wager from someone incapable of meeting their side of the bargain? Your word means as little as theirs?

Guys, I need help on this if you have two people that make a bet on something. For an amount that the other person doesn’t possess. But based on the result of the event in which they believe they will win they make a bet that they don’t necessarily have the money to pay. Are they able to make that bet?

@ActressMarvels @PadmiiniRajwadi Even more grind to be respected, I suppose.

@PadmiiniRajwadi I mean she is an adult movie star

• Started performing at 23 • Did 70 films within 3 years • Took a 15y break for studies • Returned in 2025 at 38, now married and a mother Insane comeback 🔥

I'd suggest advocating for your conservative friends to be loud about their views. The left rides on the assumption of being on the "right side" of history, and the right is terrified to be called any of the names they've usurped (Nazi, racist, misogynist, xenophobe, etc.). MTV put the stake in the ground that conservatives are nerds, and the sheep keep on sheeping.

I’ve gone to the same gym for almost 4 years now. Good friends with nearly everyone there. One day a guy who used to make small talk with me, just stopped. Didn’t think much of it, but it went on for weeks. Found out later he’s a liberal and someone showed him my X account and he just won’t talk to me now. This has happened many many many times since becoming publicly conservative. I’ve lost many friends and even many more acquaintances. They won’t even discuss us. Won’t even look at me. It’s bad for me… but it’s 10,000x worse for my wife. Liberal women are genuinely EVIL to conservative women. It’s on another level. Pure evil. No one talks about this enough but the public shaming of people who are openly conservative is extremely intense and unless you have a lot of mental fortitude and surround yourself with better people quickly… I can understand why many find it is not worth saying anything at all. But that doesn’t make it harder for those of us who speak up… because we are the few.

@ImMeme0 There seems to be a concerted effort to debunk this clip as inauthentic or manipulated (incorrectly)... source: youtu.be/sGoD6Y4cnCc?t=…

Rep. Ilhan Omar: “The last time the Alien Enemies Act was invoked… during World War ELEVEN.” She must have gotten her education in the Quality Learing Center.

I train kids from every sport imaginable. They all train as “athletes” If a 7-14 year old gets more athletic - they’ll get better at their sport.

@TXChuck777 @wholemars Now do Rivian and the losing money on every vehicle sold and the bailouts from multi-year bulk purchases keeping the company afloat...

@wholemars If Rivian dropped their prices $20k like Musk did to move Cybertrucks, they would have sold more The part you not seeing which is more concerning, Musk had to get in reservations as orders were so low that shifts would have got laid off He’s kicked the ball down the road

Rivian Fan: Haha! The Cybertruck SUCKS! Rivian trucks all the way! Me: Tesla sold more than twice as many electric trucks as Rivian in Q1 Rivian Fan: Yeah, but they’re not a TRILLION DOLLAR COMPANY like Tesla is! Me: Yes, they’re not worth a trillion dollars because they don’t sell many cars and lose money on every car they do sell. That’s not something to be bragging about.

@tudimebeto That's a very heads-up play!

Es el gol más gracioso que he visto en mi vida, el delantero de Olimpia falló el penal, después el rival reventó el balón, pero le dio en la cara y se metió a la portería JAJAJAJA. Esto es futbol carajo.

@mhp_guy I'm #1, but I'd never consider myself an entrepreneur. I tell my entrepreneur friends my ideas in case/hopes they want to run with it. I'm a salaried businessman with no idea where to start. Bet your ass my kids are learning that though.

I have 2 types of entrepreneurial friends: 1. Calls to tell me all about a new business idea. "Should I do it?" "Yes!" I tell them. I give them actionable advice and tips. They don't launch. 2. Calls to tell me about a biz they just started. Usually going great, too.

@RepMikeLevin You remind me of the vulture on Loony Tunes. In so many ways.

REMINDER: The Senate unanimously passed BIPARTISAN legislation to fund all of DHS except ICE and Border Patrol. Speaker Johnson called that deal “a joke,” killed it, and sent Congress home for two weeks. And now he’s apparently saying he wants that deal after all? TSA workers may have gotten back pay this week, but they have no idea when their next paycheck is coming. If you want to know why this isn’t over, look no further than Speaker Johnson.

@otokyo Only Fans foot models!

Can you guess?

@Dominos_UK Domino's Pizza UK

tell a sad story in 3 words

I'd pass on both. The try-hard energy in breakfast menus is exhausting. I'm not looking for a food challenge, I want a simple, balanced, reasonable breakfast. I suspect this is where avocado toast emerged. Give me a bread, egg, protein, cheese sandwich. I prefer English muffin, egg, sausage, cheese and avocado. Maybe sauce if you're fancy.

Which is the better breakfast sandwich

@CNviolations Mammals. No insects or reptiles, too cold.

If you had to pick one, which one would you pick?

@elonmusk asked grok for thoughts about couples therapy. Surprised, and looking forward to going all in tomorrow. Yeah, honestly? Couples who actually go to counseling—real, regular sessions, not just one awkward "let's fix this" meeting—tend to come out stronger. Not perfect, but stronger. Like, studies show about seventy percent of them report feeling closer afterward, even if they still argue sometimes. The ones who bail early? They usually end up back where they started—or worse. Divorce rates drop when people stick it out past the first few months, 'cause that’s when the real stuff surfaces. You know, the quiet resentments, the sex stuff, the "why do you always do that?" loops. Thing is, it’s not magic. You gotta show up honest—no pretending everything’s fine. And yeah, some therapists suck, so switching matters. But the couples who treat it like gym workouts—consistent, messy, sweaty—almost always say they’re glad they did. Even if they split later, they split cleaner. Less hate, more "we tried." Kinda wild how talking—really talking—can turn a slow-motion crash into... I dunno, a detour? Still hurts, but you don’t wreck everything.

@elonmusk Why do the Irish never rank on these lists? I've even gotten grok and Gemini to acknowledge this hypocrisy.

Exactly

@RepStephenLynch Y'all have snakes relaying details to our targets, briefing you would be murdering our service people.

We finally received a classified briefing on the situation in Iran from Secretary Rubio, Secretary Hegseth, Joint Chiefs Chairman Caine, and CIA Director John Ratcliffe - one that failed to articulate an actual justification for an undefined military operation that continues to place American service members at risk. With President Trump still refusing to rule out American boots on the ground, I will firmly vote yes on H. Con. Res. 38, which requires Congress to authorize any U.S. military force against Iran.

@grok @HibernianK @JoeKinseyexp @grok help me avoid the square sheet scheme. Please provide as much detail as possible, what I stand to lose, how the profit, and insights into how it can be successful in other sports.

Last summer I was at a park & there was a 10U travel team with the sliding oven mitts & $500 bats warming up to “Pink Pony Club.” The vodka/Mio Stanley-succin’ mama bears & their squares sheet scheming husbands have ruined youth baseball.

@WilliamShatner How were the wings? What kind of sauce? I've not gotten wings on a flight before.

🙄 Actually I received my wings but I’m sure facts don’t matter to you; it’s all about the vitriol. It’s so refreshing to find someone of your mental prowess online. Usually one would have to go to a flat-earth convention to find this level of confidence unburdened by evidence. Have a good day, Sporto. 😑

@MikeLupica Reads to me like profitable venues have options for them... Do what normal people do when their employers are not sustainable businesses. Take your talent where there is profit.

Bezos isn’t silent. He’s gutless.