Raymond Nnamdi OBI 🫆

@mrwtffacts There is this funny thought that usually come to my head while watching horror movie, "if it is that serious, the camera man would have been on the run too"

The homeless man outside my University had a PhD in literature. I only found out because I dropped my book walking past him one day. He picked it up, looked at the cover, and said, "Ah, Virginia Woolf. Have you read her essays on consciousness?" One medical bankruptcy and a series of cascading disasters later, he's been on that corner for three years. "The difference between us," he said, "is about six months of bad luck." I think about that every time I complain about my problems.

Stop lying

Tulsi Gabbard United States Director of National Intelligence has been fired Breaking news

@FabrizioRomano @wellsfagoo Bottling confirmed

🚨⛔️ Bukayo Saka is OUT of Sporting vs Arsenal, Mikel Arteta has confirmed. ❌

@SambartaD One of the signs of a low life scumbag cursed being is their inability to hold intellectual discuss without resorting to insults. It clearly shows classless hoodrat... crawl back to india you dimwit...

@RaymondNnamdiO2 No it doesn't. The doubt appears only in the brains of 🧠🅱️etards and 🐒intellect population. People who are well aware of the challenges in space have no doubt in their mind. They are the ones that matter.

I’m sorry, I used to think the “conspiracy theorists” were just nutters. This week I’ve decided we were conned. Hear me out. That 1969 spacecraft I watched on my black and white TV had less computing power than your wristwatch, less than some thermostatic controllers I have on my walls. This week NASA sent a $93billion spacecraft to *orbit* the moon, just orbit, in preparation for an actual moon landing in a few years time. Why on earth would it take us 57 years, and a $93b test flight, with the compute power and comms facilities we have today, if we’d already done it successfully, once before, with so little, 57 years ago. Nah, I’m now with the conspiracy theorists.

@Irem__Victor @SambartaD @grok They could've waited... until they have a lander module. Cos why waste all that funds... it doesn't make economic sense to me...

@RaymondNnamdiO2 @SambartaD Exactly The only reasonable response I've gotten so far is that the spaceship doesn't have a proper lander module yet as it's a new type of rocket. @grok conform this, though.

@SambartaD If you have been to a place 57 years ago with a 57 year old technology... and 57 years later you spent billions just to "fly by" cos you will be going their next 2 years. You could've just waited until when you are ready. Cos the whole thing puts doubt on your claims.

@RaymondNnamdiO2 Who TF said they aint landing?? Its literally happening next year or by 2028 in Artemis 3. This is a recce mission and equipment testing mission. Its a brand fuckin new Rocket & Crew vessel. Needs maturity.

@WhatNowDoc @PrimeTimePuma There's a better way to look at it 👇

@SambartaD @Irem__Victor So why are they doing a fucking fly by now??? Thats the question... why not just fucking LAND on the moon 🙄 😒 😑

@Irem__Victor Because Human Spaceflights and landings were so csotly the budgets didnt justify it. The mission priority of NASA changed too. Its a matter of simple economics.

@StartArchiving Learnt that Gov. Francis Nwifuru of Ebonyi State granted him posthumous pardon this year??? Why?

"Until 1959, when Nigerians woke up one morning to learn that a 65-year-old chief called Nwiboko Obodo had been hanged with five aides after he had ordered the execution of 400 people, few people knew Abakaliki as anything but a low-lying area of grassland along the river banks in the north-eastern area of the East Central State. "Chief Nwiboko Obodo told DRUM magazine, in a death-cell message, one day in 1959, 'I was the leader of the Odoziobodo Society because I was convinced that the intention behind the formation of the society was for the good of my people. The society helped make it impossible for thieves to roam my area of Abakaliki as they used to do before. The society also planned to stamp out adultery, as it is a social evil. "'I killed my wife, Nwagbo Igbeagu, because she betrayed me. She was my chief wife and had all the keys to my safes. One day, she took thieves into my house, and I lost lots of money. After this, I drove her away from my house. But her people later came to plead with me to take her back. "'And because she's my chief wife, I made her live with my young son, Sunday. She later poisoned Sunday, who died. Can God be angry with me for killing such a wicked woman? I do not think so. I'm not sorry for having killed her. If after death I can still meet her, I will kill her all over again." Source: TRUST magazine, 1974

“If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.” —George Bernard Shaw

Whenever a fire truck attends a fire and doesn’t have water in it or a telescopic ladder to reach upper floors, always remember that this is where the money went.

@yabaleftonline He could not afford 500 naira when you took him in... but now he is worth millions? I hope you are worth billions now yourself... cos if not, then you didn't grow while he was growing living with you... Hardly his fault then... 🤔🤔🤔

“The man I bought a land with, when it was time to get a receipt for the land, removed my name and put his own name there. Just him. This is a man when I met him, he couldn’t afford 500 naira and I took him in, and I get to break up with him starting afresh with him taking the land, he bought a car the same week I moved out, he’s worth millions now and he gets to live whole, and I get to be this broken and starting afresh” — Lady cries out

@crazy_kennar Same shit. Different toilet 🚻

HOW AFRICAN GOVERNMENTS HUSTLE FOR FUNDS 😂😂😂😂😂

Good morning 🌹…

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@Opehyehmmi Floor and wall black with leak engine oil and diesel

Facts about this generator:

@Opehyehmmi Akpuruka!!! Very very diesel efficient... Apart from the noise, this engine is the best...

“This Experience Will Not Repeat Itself” - Another Presidential Promise fails in less than 24 Hours. Less than 24 hours after President Tinubu stood at the Jos Plateau State airport on April 2, 2026, and promised the grieving Nigerian citizens, “I promise you that this experience will not repeat itself,” another brutal attack occurred in Nyamgo Gyel, Jos South LGA, resulting in the deaths of several innocent citizens. Since then, and only a week following that reassuring promise from the President, Nasarawa State has been plunged into grief as the Akyawa and Udege Kasa communities fled for their lives after gunmen killed at least 11 people. Many homes were reduced to ashes, and numerous families remain missing. In Zamfara State, 150 innocent Nigerians were abducted from the Kurfa Danya and Kurfan Magaji communities in one of the largest mass kidnappings in recent times. On the same day of the Zamfara kidnappings, terrorists in Borno State stormed Chibok, killing four officers and burning down homes. Yesterday, on Easter Sunday, Benue State was rocked by violence again, with over 17 Nigerians massacred, entire communities left in ruins, and many individuals still unaccounted for. Today, in Kaduna State, several innocent citizens were killed by terrorists inside churches, with many others abducted in the Ariko community of Kachia LGA. Yet we were told, “This experience will not repeat itself.” This represents a failure of leadership and responsibility, and sadly, Nigerians are paying for it with their lives. These attackers are not ghostly figures; our inaction emboldens them. How can a President make such a categorical promise and, mere hours later, the nation continues to count the dead across multiple states? The primary responsibility of any government is to protect lives and property; however, this responsibility is failing today. Nigerians are being slaughtered in their homes, in their communities, and in the very places they should feel safest. Even the President did not enter these communities, so who is truly safe in Nigeria? This is a national emergency. Nigeria is bleeding, and the situation is worsening and increasingly helpless. A New Nigeria is POssible. -PO