Jon Gnarbuckle

Hot Young Plumber Fixes Leak With Pipe #🎃 #luigi

Hudson’s Bay once owned 5% of the Earth’s land surface and now it’s a kiosk in a Canadian Tire

normalize calling women buffoons

@TimSweeneyEpic you should look for a strong, tall tree with a branch that can carry a lot of weight. you'll know it when you see it

An early section of the new Wilderness Gateway Trail, McDowell County, North Carolina

Jewish troops will be looking for Muslims hidden in the attics of Christians. Let that sink in.

How CBC looks at you when you say your favourite movie is The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie and not a 4 hour biopic about an Inuit basket weaver confronting colonization in Halifax through interpretive dance

I wish I could do this with cyclists in real life not in American Truck Simulator but in real life with real "people" with my real car and I put people in quotes because cyclists aren't real people they are slugs that should be hit with cars in real life not online in real life

me to my australian server at the restaurant: "you didn't happen to put any chlamydia in my food, did you?"

banff trip be like: [australian detected]

australians are a plague in banff

I think I'm racist against sweden now

i have no money and im gay

a bolt thrower riff would instantly kill any sleep token fan

known to eat two bowls of cereal

As you may have heard, “The Thing” has been added to the Library of Congress. We made the movie to push against the edges of what we could pull off, and it carries that strain in its bones. Seeing it now treated with the same care and reverence we had making it means a great deal to me and everyone who brought it to life. I especially want to remember TK Carter, who brought heart and humor into that desolate, frozen place and should be standing here with us today sharing in this recognition.  Thank you to everyone who continues to keep it alive.

some thoughts: - you should be able to go 140 on the whitemud (I already do) - alberta separatists are genuine retards - I'm not looking forward to this leafs/oilers game at all

speaking as someone who hasn't watched one (1) game this year

gonna be honest man, I hope they boo marner

one of the funniest scenes in cinema.

lately most of my feed is japanese and spanish shitposting and I'm not sure why

@westjetaskdesk @xXyardmeatXx

canadian air travel is a joke I hope all those new @WestJet planes get 9/11'd