RdeeMadeThis

I'm grateful to God for making me the WINNER🏆🥇 of the FIRST EVER "Battle of the Beatmakers" in Ghana... shoutouts to @MusicQp for this wonderful initiative🙏🔥... Thank you to the Judges "Legendary " Zapp Mallet || Bessa-Simons (Acting MUSIGA President) || Ubeatz

My husband texted me saying he was feeling very nauseous so I told him to take a pregnancy test for a second I thought maybe I was bein insensitive but then he texted back saying “you told me you were wearing a condom ” and I’ve been laughing about it all day 😭

Jude Bellingham's dad scored over 700 career goals. That's more than his son will probably ever score. The difference is that almost nobody watched him do it. Mark Bellingham spent 25 years as a striker in English non-league football, cycling through 20+ clubs like Stourbridge, Leamington, and Paget Rangers. 61 goals in one season. 79 in 87 games at Leamington. They called him the non-league Pelé. He did all of it while working full time as a West Midlands Police sergeant. He'd finish a match and start a night shift at 10pm. He tore his ACL twice, kept playing until 40, and scored goal number 700 on a free kick in front of a few hundred people. Then he retired from both jobs and took a harder one. When Jude turned pro, the family turned down every super-agent in football. Mark became the agent. Denise runs the day-to-day, and moved countries with Jude twice. That decision has a price tag. Commissions on a deal like Jude's €103M move to Real Madrid can run into eight figures. Mino Raiola reportedly cleared around €40M on Haaland's transfer alone. The Bellinghams kept all of it in the family, and a police sergeant sat across the table from Florentino Pérez and gave nothing away. Liverpool wanted Jude so badly they reportedly offered Mark a scouting job and a deal for his other son Jobe to sweeten the package. The family still said no and picked Madrid. Transfermarkt lists the agent for one of the most valuable footballers on Earth with a single word: "Relatives."

Earned not robbed.🇵🇹🐐❤️

i dey assist my junior brother with homework, i ask am "what is malnutrition?” he dey look my neck💔

That’s because they don’t teach you to hate Messi in Portugal Dybala said that he always hated Ronaldo because that’s what they were taught in Argentina.

Nunca lo olvidéis. Brasil lleva 50 años diciéndonos cómo son los argentinos y no les hicimos caso.

Que miedo, que harán? Votar otra vez milei ?

When Manchester United sign a player, the player never, ever brings up City. They don't need to. When City signs a player, they need to talk about Manchester United & bring them into the conversation. Cook the books, buy success, cheat your way through two decades, it doesn't buy prestige, history or class. Congrats on the £116m & £300k+ per week wages. An eye watering total package of £200m+ plus bonuses.

sexualizaram tanto a palavra papai que quando eu tiver filhos eles vão ter que me chamar de sensei

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s illegal for landlords to: - Lock you out or evict you without a court order. - Shut off your heat, hot water, electricity, or other essential services to force you out of your home. - Retaliate against you for reporting unsafe conditions or exercising your tenant rights. - Leave serious health and safety hazards, like mold, unrepaired. - Discriminate against you because of your race, disability, or other protected characteristics.

Este Mundial partimos odiando a Cucurella y terminamos amando a Cucurella. Messi partio como idolo y termino como villano anti futbol. Cristiano siguio demostrando que es el deportista mas admirable de todo los tiempos. El mundo se entero que Halaand es real, sobre todo las chicas. Valentin Barco recibió un tate quieto de Bellingham. Y terminamos todos queriendo ir de vacaciones a Cabo verde.

Based on how the conversation is going, I can strongly confirm that the goat debate is now between Pele and Ronaldo. Love it.

Unemployed Graduates once it's 4pm.

racism should be considered a mental illness, why are you angry at a niggas skin tone

Y’all remember when Instagram actually had an end? You’d see “You’re all caught up” and just close the app.

BREAKING: The Norwegian FA is considering filing a formal complaint to FIFA's ethics committee over the decision to allow Folarin Balogun to play in the World Cup round of 16 tie against Belgium 🚨

IF YOU UNPLUG THE WIFI BOX FOR 1 SEC THE WHOLE HOUSE ACT LIKE THEY BOUT 2 DIE YOU'LL SEE PPL COME OUT ROOMS YOU ANIT NVR SEEN BEFORE

Con esto Messi hizo que su aura cayera a -10000

The player who was responsible for this rule being implemented was Argentinian btw

sure i guess sex is okay but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper