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@DAKKADAKKA1 Alternatively:

>if GTA6 doesn’t sell 10Million copies it could be considered a flop 🤔

Banania insisted that Sydney Sweeney's breasts defeated woke and here we are, boys and girls.

@WomanDefiner Accepting this as an ok thing to happen is more wrong than having a whiskey, a cigarette, and a bacon cheeseburger. I'm not saying the second thing is good for you, it's just not as bad.

America has been turned into a make a wish charity for brown people. Do you think him breaking the glass ceiling is how he ended up in the wheel chair?

@0hour1 If you're on drugs, it's a bad time to quit, conversely, if you aren't, it's a bad time to start.

This is peak woke! Transgender Black Cant Walk Blurbs like a Potato.

@9mmsmg You should take him to the range, and the gym.

My friend is a drunk, well, now he's an ex drunk. When I say a drunk, I don't mean a down and out Skid Row drunk, or even someone who is blacking out all the time. I guess I'll just say, the man enjoys his spirits. If you are talking to him at any point during the day or night, he's got at least some detectable level of alcohol in him. He is also the funniest and most fun person to be around I've ever met. Everyone knows someone who is the life of the party. The person everyone is excited to see. That's him, or well, that was him. He started having some health issues last year. Nothing too serious, but a lot of the issues were the start of something serious. It was all alcohol related. We convinced him to get some help with the drinking and he did. He's doing fantastic actually. I can't say I've ever seen him sober in the time I've known him until now. He's a totally different person, and here's where I tell you that I'm a monster. I miss my old friend. The once jovial person I knew is gone. That person didn't actually exist, it was just the alcohol. He's not funny anymore. The man had incredible wit and could say something funny about anything in a matter of seconds and everyone would crack up. The type of guy who could make you laugh at a funeral. That's gone. I think he drank as frequently as he did because without it, he is just very reserved and quiet. If a plain white t-shirt was a person, it would be him. While I'm a monster for even venting about it, I'm not a big enough monster to stop encouraging him. Maybe it's just growing pains. Just a little adjustment period. Maybe he's just familarizing himself with his new sober life. Either way, I'll still be there for him. With that said, I'm considering getting a new happy drunk friend to add into the rotation. I'm thinking maybe a jolly Brit who loves a pint or ten.

@MeinGottNiles There's a monument for straight people that marched in Pride parades now? 2026 is wacky.

@DocStrangelove2 There's something comical about Blockbuster not buying Netflix followed by GameStop buying eBay.

@kengakusha1 Bacon wrapped pork chops exist. You can have a beer while eating them. It's allowed.

何がハラールだ？ 見たら「腹減る」のが生姜焼きだよ ハラヘル食 あと、何食っていいとか自分で決めろよ 他人に規制されてんじゃねぇよ

@BecomingCritter Darmok and Jalad at pfthalo green.

What else is like phthalo green where they hit the perfect neuron just right?

@planefag Sometimes tar -xvzf needs to happen.

WHERE DO THEY POST TARBALLS, MOTHERFUCKER? OR IS THAT BAD AND DISHONORABLE TO USE NOW? LIKE HUNTING THE MAJESTIC BUFFALO WITH THE WHITE MAN'S GUN?

@QuetzalPhoenix Oh mein kampf.

Have you heard of Das Kapital? Uh yeah its Berlin, right?

@FrenlyOfficer If you'd give the average, true American male $1 per pushup... it might fix the country but it would almost definitely bankrupt it first.

It’s too good of an incentive structure to pass up tbh

Turns out you have to do things?

@boneGPT thursday is for cheese

took her the get her microbiome tested and the doctor caught a salmon

@DAKKADAKKA1 Meanwhile:

Oh fuck buddy. 100 people playing. Literally only YouTubers and journos for content.

@cat_anko3 He was supposed to stay on the screened-in porch...

@LibertyCappy Back away slowly saying "I don't want no trouble" to the wild P320.

What do you do?

@NapoleonBonabot This feels like the breakfast question in new clothing.

>Red: guaranteed survival >Blue: survival only if enough people press blue Am I losing my mind? Why do so many people see blue as the favorable option?