Alex Jokez

@WeedPorns If we ain’t 70 smoking like granny here i don’t want it 🙅🏻‍♂️

@liberalboomer2 @VoteHub This is like the 3rd post in 20 minutes I’ve seen you on being an idiot and I gotta say I can’t even begin to imagine what horrible shit went on in your childhood that made you this pathetically desperate for attention from strangers but you deserved it. Truly pathetic stuff.

@VoteHub 9% net isn’t enough from an urban area he should be dominating. What a fucking loser lmao!!!!

Santa Clara County Late Mail Candidate – Votes (Percent, Difference from 6/2 Votes) 🔵 Xavier Becerra – 7,826 (37.4%, +8.7%) 🔵 Tom Steyer – 5,844 (27.9%, +7.2%) 🔴 Steve Hilton – 3,777 (18.0%, -6.2%) 🔴 Chad Bianco – 550 (2.6%, -2.7%)

@Ryan_WildFyre @8WithaTiara Weird to request strangers have fun with your mom….

@RealAlexJokez @8WithaTiara You have fun with that.

Boys can like girls 🧒👧 Girls can like boys👧🧒 Girls can like girls👧👧 Boys can like boys🧒🧒 Girls can like both👧🧒 Boys can like both🧒👧 Boys can like neither👏🏼👏🏼 Girls can like neither👏🏼👏🏼 And it will not affect you whatsoever🤷🏼‍♀️ So stop being so fucking hateful 🛑 Thank you for coming to my TED talk

@vaxxedBTBBE1965 “Hispanic democrat” Rubio 28 in bio Eat shit and cho ke on it

As a Hispanic Democrat living in California Tio Becerra truly speaks for me and also Tom Steyer seems like a snake oil salesman progressive

@Ryan_WildFyre @8WithaTiara Your mother gets the anal surprise burger it’s not just for the gays

@8WithaTiara It does affect me actually because I have to suffer homo propoganda being flung in my face in every public area. I can't even go grab a burger without being told to try the Brand New Anal Surprise Burger from Hardy's

@SnapmasterNFT @PpollingNumbers @TAftermath2020 Fuck you bitch eat shit

@PpollingNumbers @TAftermath2020 We are done with worthless career politicians!! Get out and VOTE for Spencer Pratt and SAVE Los Angeles!!

🔴 Spencer Pratt: "I'm winning...outright...there's a tsunami of votes coming from all the people who are done with politics as usual"

@JohnSmitytee @Fengyi1811 Yeah but you only thought that because you’re fucking retarded .

@Fengyi1811 Bro I didn’t watch the last season and really thought this was the ending 😩👏

祖国人粉丝花重金重制的黑袍大结局，且不论哪一方笑到最后，这才是应该有的大场面。

@SceneinCinema What is the point of this?

What If Soldier Boy Actually Raised Homelander? 💀

@sircalebhammer I’m sure that ceo from that one insurance company had similar feelings Let me get a ouija board and ask some follow up questions

Bitch I’ve been “canceled” like 50 times already. This week we are the 4th largest podcast in the world. Normal people no longer validate your performative outrage or virtue signaling. People like you have no power anymore.

@Lorie1694 @spencerpratt Shut up retard

@spencerpratt If anyone really watched his reality TV show, they'd know he is an honest man who adores his wife.

Actually, I’m a product of the homeless industrial complex…the wildfire industrial complex…the corrupt politician industrial complex. Karen Bass created my campaign. She has nobody to blame, but herself. And maybe Gavin.

@CindyCurl61 @spencerpratt Shut the fuck up grandma and go take your medication you sound like an imbecile

@spencerpratt Spencer, we need you in the National Government once you get LA under control.

No one is steering this campaign except me! This is such lazy reporting - campaign treasurers don’t steer campaigns, they handle compliance. Briana Bilbray (who is not even a Republican by the way!) is tasked with keeping my campaign compliant with all the insane forms City of LA requires! Grow up, people.

@dom_lucre Where you shaken as a baby? Did your mother smoke meth while pregnant? We will get to the bottom of why you’re this fucking retarded. There’s gotta be a name, and if not we’re gonna name it after your stupid ass. Dom Lucre syndrome. Down Syndrome on steroids

Easy to disregard until you consider, Elon Musk was in his enemy last year and he had a feud with Trump, stocks were attacked, Cybertruck slandered, the year even started with a Cybertruck burning at Trump Tower in Vegas. You don’t have to believe but I’ve been able to improve the lives of everyone around me using the information God provided for us all to have.

ChudTheBuilder belongs to the Ox zodiac. They are considered the most aggressive sign of the 12, enemy to the Goat, the sign of Nikita Bier, Chud goes into his enemy year next year which is the year of the Goat. I got demonetized in my enemy year in 2024, the year of the dragon, the same year Kamala Harris a dragon was randomly selected to run for president while a fellow dog, Donald Trump went through assassination attempts and hell all around. I am saying all this to say, according to the data, Chud is literally cooked.

@spencerpratt Hey can you tell me the address of your house in the Palisades? I want to go piss on the ashes

It’s amazing how all of the disingenuous attacks being pushed against me are all predicated on people forgetting my house burned down

@MamieWhiteesq @DangerousThinkg @spencerpratt I’m glad you were able to get that footage of your family and may they get help soon ❤️

@DangerousThinkg @spencerpratt Karen Basura has the Meth Zombie vote on lock. #TweakersForBass #MethZombiesLA

Spencer Pratt with another message for Angelinos @spencerpratt for Mayor of Los Angeles

@RandoManBro @DAKKADAKKA1 Maybe take a picture of that receding hairline of yours and hang it up because it’s also funny 😂

@DAKKADAKKA1 if that were me, I'd hang that on my fridge because funny.

A black man working in Japan as an English teacher gets a going away gift from his students—

@KJorgensensX @Alejandro27Ale @GavinNewsom Alligator Alcatraz for you and the rest of you cousin fuckers

@Alejandro27Ale @GavinNewsom Why don't you just ask to get all Republicans deported, their voting rights revoked. Or get them arrested and put into a concentration camp. That's what Adolf did too. You're right there with your idol.

Prop 50 wasn't a maximalist gerrymander; @GavinNewsom I think it's time to draw out every last House Republican.

@bellaLovesanim @Waytooosweet “I knOw yAll wOuLd pRoBaBly sAy iM a Wh0Re AnD mY oPiNiOnS dOesNt MaTTeR… Only thing worse than a whore is a pickme whore

@Waytooosweet I know y’all would probably say I’m a w**** and my opinions doesn’t matter but I know an X-ray doesn’t showing the fleshy part of the body, so what’s the tiny little dingling stuff doing over there?

Did anyone else stumble upon Seth’s meat when they were like 10 on accident? Just me? Alright

@Colin_Patriot @SteveDeaceShow @JDVance Lmao who gives a fuck about that kool aid neck fountain?

@SteveDeaceShow @JDVance He’ll be our nominee, because he’s who Trump wants (and who Charlie wanted as well)

Had my second opportunity to meet privately with @JDVance today. While the details of the conversation will remain private, I will share that while he’s already a devastatingly effective messenger when on task, in private he also comes across very comfortable in his own skin.

@GNASTY_G @SenLouiseLucas Take off the hat I wanna see sumthin rq

@SenLouiseLucas U better calm down! U look like u 1 snicker bar away from a heart attack

I was out partying my ass off all weekend long, where the hell were you?

@TheReelRandom I heard he can sit on a popsicle and correctly guess the flavor

Periodic reminder that Gunther is not his real name and that he eats bananas with a spoon.

@capnheather @ImBreckWorsham The meme master isn’t fucking around guys 😡

The new MAGA should be classified as a mental illness.