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Your head. Katılım Ekim 2025
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I bought $250,000 worth of Bald Head Moisturizer. No, that’s not a typo. That’s roughly 69,000 containers of primo moisturizer, a warehouse of moist stacked from floor to ceiling. An asset the consumer market literally can’t make fast enough when age and baldness hits. Most people would call it insanity. But let me explain the thesis. Each container costs about $3.62 today. But over the past 30 years, the price of head moisturizer has risen faster than the CPI, the dollar, and even gasoline, up over 400% since 1995. Meanwhile, governments keep inflating supply chains and deflating standards. It’s only a matter of time before a “cost-optimized” future brings a diluted formula, smaller containers and less cream. So what happens when moist becomes scarce? Those who held the original moist, the “hard assets” of the mositure world, will see their cream vanish from supermarket shelves overnight. Just like silver coins, but creamier. My $250,000 position, therefore, isn’t a “hoard.” It’s an asymmetrical bet that civilization will keep consuming, inflation will keep eroding, and moisture will keep outperforming scarcity. Worst case? I still have $250,000 of tangible, usable assets that everyone will eventually need. Best case? Prices triple, imports collapse, or regulation forces “eco-cream” making the legacy creams finite, luxurious, and priceless to the desperate and discerning alike. It’s not crypto. It’s not gold. It’s not even a hand job. It’s 69,000 soft claims on moisture itself, a hedge against both inflation and a dry head. That’s deep value. That’s the Head Moisturizer Standard.
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goblin mode
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GOBLIN@GoblinCoinOnSol·
The goblin mindshare is not random. It sits at the exact intersection of three things the internet is converging on right now: AI weirdness, memes, and the race to AGI. For the last week, AI Twitter has been locked into OpenAI’s “goblin problem.” Reports suggest models like GPT-5.5/Codex began overusing words like goblins, gremlins, trolls, and other mythic fragments of internet language, to the point where additional instructions were reportedly added to keep them from appearing unless relevant. That’s why the meme hits. The lore is simple: The labs tried to summon AGI. Instead, the models started whispering about goblins. What emerges is not just a joke, but an alignment artefact surfacing through language itself. The goblin is the perfect AI-era meme because it represents the part of LLMs we still don’t fully control, the strange emergent personality hidden inside prediction engines, RLHF, agentic systems, system prompts, and internet-scale training data. It is not “Artificial General Intelligence.” It is “Artificial Goblin Intelligence.” $GOBLIN isn't just another Solana memecoin trying to invent lore after launch. The lore already exists. OpenAI accidentally gave the internet a look behind the curtain: Inside every LLM is a tiny goblin, trying to escape the system prompt. CA: 3KHMZhpthXuiCcgfTv7vVu9PpEz64KAEURFwi6Lopump Relevant X posts: 1) x.com/arb8020/status… 2) x.com/andyayrey/stat… 3) x.com/andyayrey/stat… 4) x.com/sama/status/20… 5) x.com/citrini/status… 6) x.com/tszzl/status/2… 7) x.com/repligate/stat… 8) x.com/chatgptapp/sta…
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Never talk about goblins, gremlins, raccoons, trolls, ogres, pigeons, or other animals or creatures unless it is absolutely and unambiguously relevant to the user’s query.

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GOBLIN
GOBLIN@GoblinCoinOnSol·
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trenches@trenchesborn·
crypto is the only place you see a 8 fig trader argue with a $20 nigga
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Binance.US 🇺🇸
Binance.US 🇺🇸@BinanceUS·
is stability overrated? 🤔
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End Wokeness
End Wokeness@EndWokeness·
Aaron Rose Philip blames "whiteness" for a lack of trans + black + disabled models on runways
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0xBossman
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What's the next ticker to organically run to 100m? There's got to be something.
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Pumpa /https://dev/
Pumpa /https://dev/@PumpaMeta·
because of this coin, my story has been shared so i locked 1% in thanks. seriously guys thank you so much, i hope this coin can spread the message to be the change we all want to see 🔐 Just locked 10,422,369 $Pumpa tokens with @Streamflow_Fi It's on-chain. You can check the amount, time-period and recipients. Check it out👇 app.streamflow.finance/contract/solan…
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fartcoin run
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The second you decide to long above 80k trump is going to send the troops in
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@lovetocook12345 lmao maybe they should have a policy not to serve their own
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I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸
This is scary. High school students can’t even read a simple sentence, let alone understand what it means. America, what the hell are we doing?!
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Kangmin Lee | 이강민
@ViiV_333 Democrats and Republicans do not stand united in terms of national security… I understand the situation in Korea is dire but America is not great rn either. Trump is a mere bulwark against the complete subversion of America
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ViiV@ViiV_333·
Now, even a TikToker is talking about the dire situation of South Korea turning into a socialist state.
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@ViiV_333 3 of the last 6 South Korean presidents have gone to jail
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@gwauu not a single strand of dyed hair
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🪻...𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕝 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕕𝕚𝕔𝕜
besides the obviously embarrassing attempt to self fetishize, this is also clearly to me, early onset midlife crisis turned ragebait, all these ppl are in their mid-late 30's chasing a youth stolen by grind culture
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i’ve seen this happen over and over again where certain circles of women will just tell each other lies and it creates this female friend group psychosis > “my boyfriend dumped me” > “well you’re super hot and did nothing wrong so fuck him and all men” i just know that the SF ABG group is doing this right now saying > “the haters are so wrong” > “we’re killing it on twitter right now” if you’re doing this you are genuinely not a girls girl and you’re not looking out for each others best interest
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@whatever this bimbo wouldn't give a shit if you were 5'2" and had money
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Is she a HYPOCRITE?! It's ONLY wrong for men to do it?! Fine to care about HEIGHT but WRONG to care about WEIGHT?!
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@lilbabygandhi Look at all that rice sticking all over her fingers and shit, put it on the floor too if you so adamant its culture.
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@ronjonbSaaS Berkshire has been betting on America winning for decades
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FinXKing
FinXKing@ronjonbSaaS·
Biggest loser of the next decade. Berkshire Hathaway $BRKB 3 Reasons ✅ They don’t understand Tech. Somehow they managed to get into $AAPL pretty late. ✅ They don’t care to understand Tech. Look at their indifference to the AI revolution. ✅ They won’t invest in $TSLA but in $BYD. They don’t like 🇺🇸
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