CornPops!Official

MY CABINET PICK FOR TODAY WAS THE CORN POPS. MAYBE NEXT TIME HONEY BUNCHES OF OATS YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH.

Lil Caesars held it DOWN. Five dollars. Hot. Ready. No wait. No shame. No judgment. Just pure survival food with a hint of happiness. That man on the box is basically a social worker. A father figure. A homie. A mentor. People forget. You didn’t climb out of the trenches, binging limited edition truffle crusts. You climbed out with two slices of Crazy Bread and orange grease on your napkin. Eat Lil Caesars with PRIDE bro. They earned their raise. They been carrying the whole younger generation on their back since like 2012. Long live the orange box.

‘Red Delicious’ is such an arrogant name for an apple like, I’ll decide if you’re delicious

its kinda crazy how americans have a drink called an "irish car bomb" thats like if i walked into a bar and asked for a world trade center