DUANE SMITH!

@livescore “Injury”

𝙀𝙡𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 Arsenal stars have pulled out of International duty this week due to injury 👀❌

@bestfilmeverpod I couldn’t believe it hadn’t been taken.

@RealDuaneSmith This is good

Official #BFERandomWord thread for The Green Mile

@jk_rowling At what age will Tony Hawk look silly carrying a skateboard?

I fear this might be my most controversial take ever, but I agreed to put it to a vote so here we are. Hoodies should only be worn by men young enough not to look silly carrying a skateboard.

@TouchlineX @evilbluebird @Matt_Law_DT Two centre backs, two forwards and a decent GOALKEEPER!

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Chelsea view this summer as being CRITICAL in terms of recruitment! They want to sign a new centre back, another midfielder and a forward. — @Matt_Law_DT

@FrankKhalidUK Every single one of them.

How many of these players could get in our current team?

@bestfilmeverpod @mytwoflutes @aashrey_ @PsychoNigiri Happy belated birthday both. 😊

We're very sorry to be a couple of days late in wishing two of our favourite people a Happy Birthday! Aashrey, Nate, we hope you both had a great day! @aashrey_ @PsychoNigiri

@0xChiraag What laptop did you buy?!

I borrowed 50k from Dad and 50k from Mum to buy a laptop that costs 97k. After the purchase, I had 3k left. I returned 1k to Dad and 1k to Mum, and I reserved 1k for myself. I now owe Dad 49k and Mum 49k also. 49k + 49k = 98k plus 1k I reserved for myself, which is 99k. So where did 1k go..?

@HassCFC @WhoScored It means xG is utter bullshit. Who knew?

Highest xG in the Premier League this season: 62.60 - Chelsea 60.08 - Man City 59.70 - Arsenal 58.10 - Man United 55.74 - Liverpool ~ @WhoScored What does this mean my friends? Explain 🤔

@TheBlueDodger @Deshyna Just stop! Stop signing kids. Stop ignoring the glaring gaps in our squad. Stop thinking you know better. Stop destroying our history. Stop hiring terrible managers.

❗️What message do you have for Clearlake/BlueCo? 👇 #CFC

@GregBaldwinIroh You need cheese! Cheddar cheese grated on top of the hot beans.

British blokes…. I’ve purchased several “tins” of Heinz (British) beans because the idea of beans on toast intrigues me. I eagerly anticipate a tasting. Other than toasting bread and heating beans… Are there any other steps/ingredients?

@Young_Fish01 @evilbluebird They have put us back 10 years so how is this 3 year plan ever gonna happen? How about buy some decent players. Maybe a goalkeeper a defence. Absolutely clueless!

🔵🚨| According to Kaveh Solhekol of Sky Sports, the club’s ownership group BlueCo believes their long-term strategy will take around three years to deliver major trophies. The plan focuses on developing a young squad and building strong foundations so the club can mount a serious challenge for both the Premier League and Champions League in the near future. He said🗣️: “I don’t think they [Chelsea owners] themselves feel like they’re under any pressure at all. They’ve got this sort of long term plan, which is to win the title and also win the Champions League with Chelsea, and they think it’s going to take a few years. “It’s not going to happen instantly, which is why they’ve been signing young players who are going to develop, but that is the goal, and they’re convinced that they’re going to get there, but it’s not going to happen overnight. “Now, I think the problem they have is that a lot of Chelsea supporters are used to having instant success. Some Chelsea supporters are not going to be patient. They are used to having the best players, signing the best players in the world, having the best managers in the world. “And effectively, what the owners are saying to them is, this is a new way of doing things, and you just have to trust us that we are going to get it right, and we’ve got to move away from the model of having somebody like Roman Abramovich putting money into the club because of the financial regulations. You can’t do that anymore.” [Via @CFCChronicle]

@lady_valor_07 You Wanna Be Startin’ Something

Best Michael Jackson song of all time but you aren’t allowed to say Billie Jean or Thriller

@MalS1012 @heavenlyblue007 It’s a combination of thinking they know better whilst knowing absolutely nothing about football. Especially English football which is totally different to soccer.

How does a successful company with assets close to 90bn buy a stable club that wins trophies pretty much every other season and run it into the ground within 4 years? How??

@bestfilmeverpod #BFERandomWord

Official #BFERandomWord thread for Memento

@pepcalma Sell both. See if Arsenal want them.

Tosin and Badiashile. Keep one and sell one?

@sgcfc23 No!

Chelsea fans, would you take Arsenal winning the league if it means Spurs get relegated?

@bestfilmeverpod #BFERandomWord

Official #BFERandomWord thread for Thank You For Smoking

@bestfilmeverpod This is disturbing! 😂

Official #BFERandomWord thread for Pretty in Pink

@bestfilmeverpod @YNFMoviePod Me too!

@YNFMoviePod Dammit! This was my play!