Enormous James

Right now Afroman is my favorite guy of 2026

This guy is rising the ranks of my favorite guy of 2026

@jennifer_zilla @CollinRugg Just because he’s emotionally dependent on an abuser doesn’t mean she gets a free pass. Putting her on TV as a literal prize after all that is egregious.

@RealEnormous @CollinRugg Dakota thought it was ancient history, he asked her to marry him repeatedly in the time period between the video and now and it was her who didn't want to because they're too toxic together

NEW: ABC's "Bachelorette" caught on camera allegedly attacking her ex-boyfriend and throwing a chair at him, which appeared to hit her child. The "The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives" star is reportedly under investigation for domestic violence. "The Draper City Police Department in Utah [is investigating] the allegations on both sides after a recent incident," Variety recently reported. It's unclear if the police are investigating this incident or a separate one. Paul is set to star in Season 22 of “The Bachelorette," which reportedly starts in 3 days. Insane. Video: @TMZ

@PolitlcsGlobal @lemondefr Ok but nobody else could see a big ass aircraft carrier in the ocean? It might be carrying a stealth aircraft but it isn’t one itself

🚨🇫🇷 NEW: The location of the French aircraft carrier, FS Charles de Gaulle, has been given away by a sailor using Strava whilst jogging on the ship deck [@lemondefr]

Well well well

@gothburz Hi - how can I mint this?

My net worth peaked at $1.2 million. None of it was real. I don't mean that philosophically. I mean it was located on servers that have since been turned off. I own eleven properties in the metaverse. Three in Decentraland. Four in The Sandbox. Two in Voxels. One in Otherside. And a beachfront villa in Horizon Worlds that I bought for $214,000 because Mark Zuckerberg called it "the next frontier." The frontier closed last week. It's a mobile app now. Last year I mass DM'd 340 people the phrase "you don't understand how early we are." I have since stopped doing that. Not because I was wrong. Because most of them blocked me. I got into metaverse real estate in November 2021. Everyone was buying. Someone paid $450,000 to be Snoop Dogg's neighbor. In a video game. With no legs. The avatars didn't have legs. I thought that was bullish. "The legs are coming," I told my Discord. "Legs are a roadmap item." Three hundred people reacted with rocket emojis. I called myself a "digital land baron." I put it in my Twitter bio. I put it in my LinkedIn headline. I said it on a podcast that had eleven listeners. Three of them were bots. The rest were my alts. My virtual property has more square footage than my actual apartment. My actual apartment has furniture. Location, location, location. My most valuable asset was a plot next to a virtual Gucci store. Gucci left in 2023. The store is still there. Nobody's in it. It's like a mall in Ohio but with worse graphics and no food court. I held. Diamond hands. That's what we said. "Diamond hands." It means refusing to sell while your investment loses 94% of its value. We turned financial paralysis into a personality trait. A guy in my Discord paid $2.4 million for a 618-parcel estate in Decentraland. Prime district. High foot traffic. I asked him what "foot traffic" meant when the platform had 38 daily active users. He said I didn't understand the technology. I didn't. I still bought more. We had a DAO. A decentralized autonomous organization. That means we voted on decisions. There were nine of us. Three never showed up. Two voted on everything without reading it. The other four were me and my alts. We voted to "acquire strategic parcels." The vote passed unanimously. I voted four times. My portfolio peaked at $1.2 million. I told everyone. I made a spreadsheet. I projected 40x returns by 2025. I made a pitch deck. The pitch deck had a slide that said "WE ARE BUILDING THE DIGITAL ECONOMY." The slide had a rocket emoji. That was my entire financial model. In 2023 I bought a Bored Ape for $189,000. It's worth $14,000 now. I don't talk about the Ape. I still use it as my profile picture. People ask me about it. I say "I'm long-term bullish." Long-term bullish means I can't sell it without crying in a Panera. My mom asked me what a Bored Ape was. I said "digital art on the blockchain." She asked why it cost more than her car. I said "you don't understand Web3." She said "I understand you live in a studio apartment." She's not in my Discord. Justin Bieber bought one for $1.3 million. It's worth about $90,000 now. I felt better about mine after I heard that. That's community. WAGMI. We're All Gonna Make It. We said that every day. In the group chat. While the floor dropped. While the volume dried up. While 95% of all NFT collections went to zero. We're all gonna make it. None of us made it. But we said it with conviction and a laser-eye profile picture. That counts for something. It doesn't. But we said it did. That's decentralized consensus. Meta spent $84 billion on the metaverse. I need to say that again. $84 billion. More than the GDP of Luxembourg. More than the GDP of Iceland, Luxembourg, and Malta combined. They spent it on a platform where the avatars had no legs, the graphics looked like a 2006 Wii game, and the peak user count was lower than the lunch rush at a Chipotle in Des Moines. They just pulled Horizon Worlds from VR headsets. It lives on as a mobile app. My beachfront villa is now a mobile app. Location, location, location. Zuckerberg renamed the entire company for this. Facebook became Meta. A $900 billion company changed its legal name because the CEO watched Ready Player One and said "I want that." Reality Labs lost $10 billion in 2021. $14 billion in 2022. $16 billion in 2023. $18 billion in 2024. $19 billion in 2025. That's not a strategy. That's a speedrun. They laid off 1,500 Reality Labs employees this year. Shut down three VR studios. Killed Supernatural. Put the entire VR social vision in a casket and said "we're pivoting to AI and wearables." The pivot took four years and $84 billion. I pivoted too. I'm an AI real estate investor now. I bought a virtual plot in an AI-generated world that doesn't exist yet. The founder said it was "the intersection of spatial computing and large language models." I don't know what that means. I gave him $40,000. He has a whitepaper. It's 47 pages. I read the title and the tokenomics section. The tokenomics section is a pie chart. I love pie charts. They make everything look like a plan. The project has a roadmap. Q1: "Build community." Q2: "Launch beta." Q3: "Scale ecosystem." Q4 is blank. Q4 is always blank. That's where the exit scam goes. My accountant asked me to value my metaverse portfolio for tax purposes. I said $1.2 million. He said "current market value." I said $6,400. He stared at me for eleven seconds. I know because I counted. He asked if I had any other investments. I showed him my NFTs. He stared for longer. I told him they were "cultural artifacts with long-term provenance." He asked if I'd considered a 401k. I told him a 401k was "legacy finance." He told me to leave his office. The metaverse is dead. I don't accept that. I am a digital land baron. I own eleven properties across four platforms. I have a beachfront villa in a mobile app, a plot next to an empty Gucci store, and a cartoon monkey that cost me more than my actual car. Location, location, location. The location is nowhere. But I'm early. I'm always early. That's the same as being wrong except you get to say it with confidence.

@SaP011 Based Italy

Italy: Fadili Charaf, a Moroccan immigrant, rapes an Italian girl (29). Her partner finds out, stabs him to death, and dumps the body in the woods. Today, both Italians were acquitted by a jury of their peers. The man had originally been arrested for voluntary manslaughter, while the woman had been released on bail as a “moral accomplice” in the killing.

@Raindropsmedia1 That’s the fastest dude has moved in 20 years

Woman says she’s pressing charges and suing her upstairs neighbor after viral video shows him allegedly stealing her Wingstop food order moments after delivery — all caught on camera”

@sciencegirl They need to cook that thing and the egg. It’s a no for me

A Wagyu steak rice bowl restaurant in Osaka, serving A5-grade Tataki-style Wagyu grilled over charcoal Located near Dotonbori—queue tickets often run out within 20 minutes before opening.

@stoolpresidente Libterns are getting out of hand

I’m so confused. Did Gov Hochul really just make fun of me for getting cucked 10 years ago? I did by the way. Even sold tshirts about it 😂😂. Meanwhile she’s begging millionaires like me to come back to New York to pay for communism, hotels for illegals and pedicures for Mandami’s terrorist loving wife’s photo shoots. Be less serious state of NY

@jennifer_zilla @CollinRugg Acting like being a domestic violence psycho 3 years ago is ancient history and she’s a changed person is wild

@CollinRugg This video is from 2023. She was arrested, pled guilty and sentenced. She had to go to anger management and drug counseling and has been on probation. Her jealous ex is just releasing the video now because he wants to ruin her Bachelorette season which is so pathetic.

@SweetcheeksReal Now that’s a headscarf I can get behind

Average israeli girl btw with the iron domes special

@MichaelARothman Let’s gooo

𝗕𝗘𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗡𝗧 𝗗𝗥𝗢𝗣𝗦 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗛𝗔𝗠𝗠𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗜𝗟𝗛𝗔𝗡 𝗢𝗠𝗔𝗥 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗦𝗢𝗧𝗔 𝗙𝗥𝗔𝗨𝗗 Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent just went on CBS and methodically dismantled Ilhan Omar's cover story on one of the largest welfare fraud cases in American history — and the host couldn't find a real defense. Here are the facts as Bessent laid them out. The IRS Criminal Investigations Unit uncovered this fraud — not Minnesota. The state didn't clean this up. The federal government had to go in. The fraud has been under investigation since 2022. And the money — billions of dollars stolen from a federal child nutrition program — didn't stay in Minnesota. It has been transferred through unregulated wire transfer organizations outside the banking system and has moved overseas. To the Middle East. To Somalia. The Treasury is now tracking where that money went and what it was used for. The political connections are damning. Bessent confirmed that individuals who committed this fraud also donated to Representative Omar and to Attorney General Ellison. That's not an allegation. That's a financial trail. And when Omar was asked about it? Bessent's verdict: 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘨𝘢𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝗻 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦. She said it was very tough to know how the money should be used. Billions of dollars stolen from a child nutrition program and she found it complicated. The CBS host tried the standard deflection — no evidence yet of terrorism funding — and Bessent didn't flinch: 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘢𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯. Then he landed his closing line with a calm that made it hit even harder: 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘺, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘰𝘯. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘴. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘯 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘶𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦. Ilhan Omar represents the district where this happened. She received donations from the people who did it. She downplayed it when asked. And billions of taxpayer dollars meant to feed children are now sitting somewhere in the Middle East or Somalia while investigators try to figure out what they funded.

@barneyxbt @wazgd227 Pump fun took all your money while morons celebrated them

people are leaving crypto in numbers i’ve never seen in 9 years on this space and I get it. we turned this space into the exact thing it was built to destroy. institutions own it now. etfs, kyc, regulated everything. the 100x is dead. that era is gone. you’ll be lucky to pull a 2x going forward and you’ll be grateful for it like a boomer staring at their 401k statement. that’s what institutional adoption actually looks like. nobody told you the tradeoff was giving up everything that made crypto worth being early to and the last window for real money was memes. but memes are also ironically the final nail in the coffin. we allowed every dollar to be drained out of the ecosystem and funneled it to insiders while retail held bags and pretended it was still fun lmfao we literally destroyed the greatest financial revolution of our lifetime from the inside and now everyone’s shocked it doesn’t feel the same it doesn’t feel the same because it isn’t

Bloody hell: 75% of MI5's caseload is Islamic terrorism! @KonstantinKisin: 90% of their 45,000 watchlist are Islamic extremists. While only 6% of the UK are Muslim! "The problem is not Migration. It's Islam!"

@ksorbs @NickJFreitas Parents can take their power back if they participate

Child groomers get mad at being called out

@HuntersOfNazis Lemon went from CNN studio to random guy on the street, which ironically is the same trajectory the IRGC has

Don Lemon tried to corner a New Yorker with loaded questions and cherry-picked framing to force a narrative on Iran. It backfired... BADLY.

@SlavicNetworks Check their personal bank accounts

🚨BREAKING: EU BLACKMAIL ALERT: A Polish City Just Got Forced to Take Migrants or Lose Millions! 🇵🇱🔥🇪🇺 In Poland there’s a normal industrial city called Zabrze (about 170,000 people, in southern Poland near Katowice – think factories, regular working families, nothing fancy). Yesterday the city council said: NO – we don’t want the EU to send us migrants we have to take care of.” Today the EU basically said: “Okay then. No more millions of euros for your roads, schools, hospitals. Good luck.” So the council panicked, held an emergency vote, and flipped: YES, we’ll take them** (14 yes, 11 no). People in the room were screaming: “You betrayed us!” “We’ll never vote for you again!” The mayor did nothing to fight back. Zero. This is the future for EVERY Polish city when the big EU Migration Pact starts: Take migrants Brussels sends you… or watch your money disappear. The EU is using cash to force open Poland’s borders. No polite asking. Just threats. Poland either stands up now… or bends forever. 🔥🇵🇱

The NY Times, Washington Post, CNN, BBC, CBS 60 Minutes, etc. all make it sound like the war against the Islamic regime of Iran is floundering, at best, or is a failure, at worst. This is so wrong that I'm gobsmacked that the media has misled so many people. Here's the facts: As of this morning, U.S. and Israel have completely decapitated the Islamic regime (see image below). Its navy sits on the bottom of the sea with over a 100 ships sunk. It is no longer able to fire more than 1-2 ballistic missiles per day, and soon it will be zero. The Basijii thugs who slaughtered 1000s of innocent Iranians two months ago are themselves being wiped out and are running away at the faintest sound of a drone (these are hilarious videos). Islamic regime foreign diplomats are requesting asylum in mutiple countries. There are reports of regime troops refusing to show up for duty in Iran. The war is succeeding in the goals of its phases. It will ultimately remove the greatest source of global terrorism and an imminent nuclear threat to all Western countries, including the U.S. and Israel. What comes next? Hopefully something better. The future is never 100% certain. But the Allies had no idea in WW2 what would come next after the surrender of the Nazis and Imperial Japan, and today these countries are some of the closest allies of the U.S. There are significant signs from the Shah and Iranians themselves that they could do the same. Let us hope, but whatever happens, the elimination of the 47-year holy war against the West is a good thing. And just about anything is better than a nuclear-armed religious regime that explicitly seeks an apocalypse with the U.S. and Israel.

@GadSaad @IlhanMN She’s disgusting inside and out

She is an affront to the fabric that built the American miracle. A society that allows such a degenerate pig, @IlhanMN, to come to the US, be granted citizenship, and then to serve in the US congress, is engaging in Civilizational Seppuku. Remember my words.