Real Fun

You’ve already lost money to a platform that called itself safe. We all have. That’s not a dig, it’s just the how it is at this point. The thing is it wasn’t your fault for not doing enough research. The deployer had tools that could be pointed at you from day one and nothing in the platform stopped them from using them. The whole “trust the team” thing was doing structural work and nobody told you that until the chart was already flat. So here’s how we built Real Fun: 🔒 Vaulted Buys Early wallets get locked for a set period. The people who got in first can’t immediately flip on everyone who came in behind them. Which if you’ve watched enough launches you know is basically the move. 💧 RealSafe LP Locking Liquidity is locked on-chain from the start. Not a pinned tweet saying they won’t pull it. Actually locked. You can check it yourself, you don’t have to take anyone’s word for it. 📈 Configurable Bonding Curves The price curve is set and published before the launch opens. Deployer can’t adjust it after your money is already in there. 💰 Pre-Funding Requirements A launch needs real committed capital before it goes live. Gets rid of a lot of the nothing projects before they ever get near your wallet, honestly more than you’d expect. 🚫 Sell Limits No single wallet can take the whole chart down in one transaction. Price can still go down, that’s not what this is about. It just means one person doesn’t get to make that decision for everyone else at the same time. None of it asks you to trust anybody. And that’s how we make the fun real again 🤘

@berzan And here we have been the whole time...

i just looked through all the real teams promised to build on monad, even monad madness attendees, even startups who raised seed capital from team and core community, many of them are no longer even active. there are a lot of scribbled pages in the past of monad. i hope the new bright pages of the future of monad will fill with meaningful masterpieces.

@malikonchain Building. Turns out watching the same extraction cycle play out enough times either breaks you or makes you do something about it. We did something about it.

To all my fellow 2024 memecoin trenchers What are you doing with your life today? genuine question

@RoadtoDamascus7 @BSCNews @TedPillows @Pumpfun Hey you just described us 😁

@BSCNews @TedPillows @Pumpfun Easy fix. Have a Vetting Process for each Launch and guidelines and regulations that Govern Launches of Memes. I.e. Pump.fun randomly chooses the contract address and there is a random public countdown for each meme creating a fair launch.

📉REKT: 96% OF PUMP. FUN TRADERS LOST MONEY THIS MONTH Per @TedPillows, 96% of users who traded @PumpFun tokens this month incurred losses. The remaining 4% of the profit, he argues, is likely held by insiders and team members with information advantages unavailable to retail investors. The post has ignited fresh debate around memecoin launchpad culture and whether platforms like Pump. Fun is structurally designed to extract from retail participants.

If the saying “It’s not a bug, it’s a feature” is a business model, it’d be launchpads. A failed launch still generates fees. An exit still triggers another entry. There’s no version of this where cleaning it up makes sense when the extraction IS the business. We built Real Fun specifically because the launchpad itself has to make extraction harder than building. LP locking, sell limits, vaulted buys, vesting — enforced on-chain, not listed in a doc somewhere. The infrastructure was always the problem. We made it the fix 🤘

@saracrypto_eth This isn’t a skill issue. It’s design issue. When the platform profits from churn, losing is the feature. That’s what we built against at Real Fun.

95.6% of wallets on PumpFun either broke even or lost money out of 4.2M wallets trading more than 10 tokens, 2.4M ended up in losses. And 98% of tokens showed signs of fraud or had zero real liquidity let that sink in tbh, the trenches are not built for you to win. They are built to test how fast you give your money away. If you are not playing with edge, you are exit liquidity lesson in faster

@RuneCrypto_ That’s bound to happen. Detection was always the wrong game anyway. Structure the launch so the dump doesn’t work. That’s the way to go.

how do you even track bundles now? a dev can fund 80 wallets before launch and every single one looks like a random exchange withdrawal different CEX per wallet. different amount. different timing. you open bubblemaps and there’s nothing. no cluster, no pattern, just 80 wallets that withdrew from binance, kucoin, or others at random times over hours the old bundles were easy to spot. fixedfloat, same time, round numbers. 2 minutes on etherscan and you had it now someone showed me you can do all of this from a single deposit with @AnySwapBot and honestly i don’t know how you catch that on-chain anymore cluster spotting might be cooked

The craziest part isn’t that insiders launched tokens and got rich. It’s that they bragged about it. Retail bought the top. Insiders locked nothing. Launched, dumped, moved on. We built Real Fun because that shouldn’t be normal.

Eric Trump explains how the Trump family has made over $1,000,000,000 in Crypto “Well we started the three most successful Crypto projects probably in history. We started with a memecoin, TRUMP coin, for a period of time I think it was above the market cap of Ethereum, it was pretty amazing it went parabolic” “Obviously we were really successful with NFTs in the early days and then we started World Liberty Financial. Everybody knows we’re the fastest growing stablecoin on Earth right now” “Crypto’s been incredible and it came out of us being debanked. It is the future of finance and as a family we’re all in”

@notwashed We literally built an anti cheat launchpad. Available on Base and soon on Monad

i’ve been an onchain doomer since early 2025 and have played it limitedly since then. after taking a step back, i’ve revised my stance a bit onchain feels like one of those games that everyone wants to play but can’t because it’s been overrun by cheaters. the best solution isn’t waiting for a new game, it’s anti-cheat. there’s still ample appetite for onchain; people are just driven away because it’s shifted from a game of psychology to a game of tech fixing LPs & fees is a start, but not a long-term fix. bringing back bag working doesn’t move the needle. the real issue is tech. the terminally online fortnite multi-walleter is what drove everyone away. take their edge away, the playing field gets leveled, and people come back it doesn’t help that pumpfun and axiom actively cater to these participants since it’s more profitable for them, but i think there’s a light at the end of the tunnel if someone new comes along and builds an anti-cheat that levels the playing field. i used to think pandora’s box had been opened and there was no going back, but after some ideation, there are ways to fix this still think the best days of billion-dollar runners are behind us, but there’s a world where coins avoid an NFT-like death, and the game becomes much more playable

@dethective Not this launchpad. We make it structurally impossible to rug

Another interesting stat about the top Pumpfun deployers: > They collectively paid ~$1.4M in fees just to create tokens > They usually enter with a range between 3–5 SOL You can see why launchpads have zero interest in stopping these actors. They’re profiting from it

@MastrXYZ The extraction machine doesn’t survive on ignorance. It survives on having no alternative. That’s why we built Real Fun.

I genuinely cannot understand how so many people still support Pump fun, Bonk fun, Binance, scammer KOLs and the entire extraction machine built around them. At this point, I am tired of warning people. It is not even satisfying anymore. It does not feel like a fight worth having when the evidence has been sitting in plain sight for so long and people still choose to look away. We do not need more onchain proof. We have already seen enough. Enough wallets, enough behavior, enough patterns, enough damage. It has already been exposed, explained, and documented more than enough times. What frustrates me most is that this is not harmless degeneracy. This behavior does not just fund the worst actors. It poisons the environment for everything else as well. Every dollar, every click, every bit of attention thrown at these extraction platforms helps destroy credibility, liquidity, and space for projects that might actually have been legitimate, durable, and worth building for the long term. And still, the crowd keeps running in the same direction. I do not understand the majority here, and I honestly do not think I ever will. It feels like watching a herd that has gone completely insane. The more braindead the idea, the more shameless the grift, and the louder the clown behind it, the bigger the following becomes. And somehow the people draining the space are treated like builders while the people calling it out are treated like the problem. There is no elegant solution to this beyond education, and even that feels increasingly thankless. In the end, everyone decides for themselves how much money they want to donate to manipulators, insiders, and parasites. But people should stop pretending they are only hurting themselves. They are helping kill everything else with it. They are feeding a culture that rewards extraction over creation, noise over intelligence, and short term hype over anything with actual long term value. I am beyond exhausted. Because the signs... they are obvious. And despite that, people keep cheering for the same machinery that is strip mining this space in broad daylight.

@SolLunix That sounds fun. But you know what sounds Real Fun? Not ending up getting rugged 🙃

Absolutely no one: Degens finding a memecoin with zero research at 2am

@IcedKnife We asked the same question. Tired of waiting for the right answer, we built Real Fun instead 🤷‍♂️

what makes a billion dollar meme possible explain in your own words

@the_diamondrock @loshmi Oops and yes, you know what I mean 😉

@RealFunLaunch @loshmi Without?

serious question to the last 17 people left in crypto: what can bring fun back and unite everyone together once again?

@Mavericks100xs @Pumpfun We got tired of losing and just built protections into the launchpad itself. Sell limits, sniper guards, locked LP. Actual on-chain rules that make fair and fun again 🤘

Me every time I buy a @pumpfun meme coin and the bundles unload .. every single god damn time. How are you all beating the bundlers on @pumpfun .. I swear to God 99% of pump fun memes are farms and bundles No legit runners anymore. The scammers and farmers rule pumpfun thanks to Alon.

@digitalmoney_39 @MastrXYZ @Pumpfun We build a launchpad that makes rugpulls quite literally impossible 👉 realfun.gg

@MastrXYZ @Pumpfun Until there's someone to step up and build something more substantial than that, they'll continue winning

Meet @Pumpfun The most effective casino in the world, and one that has fundamentally changed CT and crypto over the last 2 years. Effective in terms of user retention, fee extraction, pulling money away from real projects, accelerating brain rot, fueling gambling, and destroying capital for most participants? Yes. Extremely effective. But some say "it`s fun"

@Ministerr Smh. It should be a given for coins to be launched on a platform with proper vetting and locking like Real Fun to prevent rugs

wait so most of the top traders aren't even good at trading, they just deploy coins?

@cryptunez Gmonad

you can't kill monad

@jaibhavnani Non-casino app here ✋ but keeping our head up tho…

State of crypto: - OGs have completely moved on - The only loud people are memecoiners and scammers - Less than ~15 good teams building practical non-casino applications. All heads down