Joe Marrone

@1Nicdar @UnderhillVicky And Readers Digest in the bathroom.

It was life changing. 🤷🏻‍♂️ 😆

@FrankBr05713205 I enjoyed using them up until the time I purchased my own tube tester.

Anybody ever use one of these? Once upon a time there was one in almost every supermarket and drug store for customers to use

@lucyshow11 All 10.

7 for me! 😆

@HarmeetKDhillon @heatherhunterdc The name Sue becoming so popular again. So good to see!

Just sued Denver. How’s your day going?

A long time ago, a merger was proposed… One that may have saved a struggling airline… But the Empire had other plans @PeteButtigieg @SenWarren

@ethancorded @aswren Exactly. Smart and wise are two very different things.

@aswren Just because someone is smart in one area doesn’t make their opinions valid on everything.

Dawkins is more intelligent than 99% of the people making fun of him and ‘if AI can be just as capable as us without being conscious, why did we develop consciousness in the first place?’ is a great question

@FrankBr05713205 I was one of only two pupils in our class who knew how to use it quite well.

This was my calculator in college. On the plus side, it didn't need any batteries. Anybody else ever use one?

@greta Just a year ago for me.

On my bucket list

@DivinelyDesined And there has to be a spirit and / or desire to want to create. Evolution in and of itself is absent of spirit.

How do we know if something is designed? Let's use an analogy. Imagine you're a caveman. Your whole life has been spent in the wilderness, hunting & gathering. The most technology you've seen is a sharp rock tied to the end of a stick. One day, while venturing out on the plains hunting, you come across a vehicle. You've never seen a vehicle before. Do you conclude the vehicle is intelligently created, or that it's a product of wind & erosion over time? Of course you know the vehicle is intelligently designed. Even with no experience of intelligence designing a vehicle - or anything that complex. You don't need prior experience of intelligence designing something to determine if a thing has been designed. We recognize design by certain features. We see complex, specified functional arrangements (CSFA). The wheels fit in the wheels wells, attached to the axles, that allow the car to move. The doors open and lock, with handles to open them and mechanisms to keep them closed. The windows sit perfectly in their frame to allow viewers to see outside and protect them from the elements. The engine gives the car energy to move. These are complex arrangements of parts, fit together in a specific system, which creates function. In ALL human experience, ALL observed evidence shows that anytime we find a complex, specified functional arrangement, intelligence is the cause. No counter example exists. Since we find complex, specified functional arrangements in Life, the most logical conclusion is that Life was Intelligently Created. Evolution has never been shown to be able to create CSFA. Never observed. In fact, the evidence would suggest that blind natural forces are incapable of producing CSFA. Evolution is impotent to create. Only intelligence can create the systems we see in Life. And quite a remarkable intelligence. Life was Divinely Designed. It's the only logical conclusion.

@MarioNawfal It’s a wonder how someone so smart in one regard can be so dumb in another.

Bill Gates: "6% of global emissions are cows who burp and fart methane to an extreme degree. You can either fix the cows, or make beef without the cow." Can we just fix Bill instead?

@adamcarolla Their lists have not had any merit whatsoever for quite some time in my opinion.

And this is why nobody reads Rolling Stone anymore

@JoeConchaTV That is not a homer. Good call on your part.

As a responsible coach and Dad, I had to score this as a single and three-base error during our scrimmage yesterday in Little League. He insists it’s a homer. Am I being too harsh?

@Heminator You must have meant to say, “Please make me a sandwich…..”

As in, “Make me a sandwich, three-time New York Times bestselling author.”

Retweet if you think @elonmusk should be back at DOGE.

@its_The_Dr JFK’s assassination.

Moon Landing!

Must be exhausting to champion racial gerrymandering one week, only to discover it offends you the next.

Extremely gratified to see this decision we’ve been waiting for! I was proud to co-author the brief for the United States as amicus in this important case, perhaps one of the most important developments in decades in Voting Rights Act jurisprudence!

Dear Jimmy Kimmel, listen to me very closely. I’m a comedian. I’ve made fun of Jill Biden. I’ve made fun of Michelle Obama. I’ve roasted First Ladies before. But I have never in my life joked about Jill Biden becoming a widow or Michelle Obama becoming a widow. I’ve never joked about Joe Biden or Barack Obama having an attempt made on their life. I’ve never laughed at the thought of their wives standing there in fear, wondering if their husbands are going to make it home alive. Because that is not comedy. That is sick. You could have joked about Melania being married to Trump. You could have joked about politics. You could have even gone after her accent like liberals usually do. But no — you chose to joke about Melania Trump becoming a widow. And let’s be honest, Jimmy: when you hate Donald Trump as much as you do, that doesn’t sound like a joke. It sounds like how you really feel. They always say there is truth in comedy.

@jaketapper - you do understand how you’re an absolute punchline at this point, right?

@Murk441 I still have one for my 1974 Nova.

I'll bet you won't recognize this – but if you do, you've clearly got some serious expertise!