John Jenks

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John Jenks

John Jenks

@RealJohnJenks

Ph.D. in chemistry. CEO of TrenchWork Inc. God first. Father of 3.5 (don’t fully count the last one)

Katılım Temmuz 2025
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DK@dk0321_·
@espn kobe would have loved this dude
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ESPN@espn·
Wemby on whether Game 1 was personal after watching Shai win MVP 😤
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Mercurius@MercuriusFilius·
How would you answer this common Evercore interview question?
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ouba@oubagaku·
in a most straight relationships, when the girl hugs the guy, she can hug as hard as she wants and the guy will probably be fine. but if the guy hugs as hard as he can, the girl will probably be hurt, so he will always have to hold back. it's sad
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bobby thwack@BobbyThwack·
@HullAndHeritage Seeing a woman like this back in '63 would have incinerated your grandfather on sight.
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John Jenks@RealJohnJenks·
@realfunnydegen “Hey bro I have a really funny idea for a Tweet, just go along with it”
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Funny Degenerate@realfunnydegen·
Gave this girl my number on Instagram and she texts me this 24 hours later So my options are A ) Ruin a marriage, but also help a chick figure out her life B ) Deny sex with a 9.7 Blonde chick
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camol@camolNFT·
If you partook in the Louisiana Purchase in 1803 you would be up 99,999,900% in just two short centuries. $15 M -> $20 T on one trade makes Thomas Jefferson the best trader of all time, and it's not even CLOSE.
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Reginald@ginald87·
Your ex is somewhere telling a new guy how bad you were and he's smiling like he won the lottery. (Two clowns one circus)
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John Jenks@RealJohnJenks·
@Restructuring__ Oh yeah, just attend a top law school like Yale or Harvard and join a top big law firm! So easy!
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Sonia@BalogunSonia4·
A woman only remembers two things: the good she did for you, and the bad you did to her. It's never the good you did for her, it's never the bad she did to you. It's all forgotten..
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Andrew Tan
Andrew Tan@andrewztan·
Sending 9 out of 195 graduating seniors to Stanford is insane Guess which Bay Area high school this is
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John Jenks@RealJohnJenks·
@Investor_NICK_ There’s definitely more options (which contributes to food scene for sure), but I do think if you take the 10 best food spots in both locations, it’s much closer than you think!
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Investor_NICK@Investor_NICK_·
@RealJohnJenks The NYC food scene is just better … for everything. Hot spots or whatever.
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John Jenks@RealJohnJenks·
@Investor_NICK_ So it’s fair to pick the “hot spots” for your NYC baseline, but if you agree that in Miami the “hot spots” are not focused on the food, then that can’t be what you compare to NYC’s
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Investor_NICK@Investor_NICK_·
@RealJohnJenks The “hot spots” in NYC are actually great food though. That’s the main difference. Because the operators actually focus on the food.
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Westside L.A. Guy
Westside L.A. Guy@WestsideLAGuy·
@andrewztan Harker. Pound for pound, one of the most cracked high schools in America.
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John Jenks@RealJohnJenks·
@chickpounder69 Plug your phone in, or you won’t be able to respond to all the matches you’re about to get. - Johnny
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