Keith Dirty Ba$tard

New Year, new album streaming on all platforms!! With guest appearance from Fat D (also produced Get Dem Bags), Mel, Joe, Harold, Juan and more!!

The future is here, and Neuralink might just be the key to breaking down language barriers. Imagine instant translation – no more misunderstandings. The possibilities are mind-blowing! #Neuralink #FutureTech #Innovation

@Marc_Brownstein hey brownie love you, sorry for off topic, but was wondering if TBeam SF show will start at 10 or doors open at 10 and show won't start till 11? tryna figure out logistics with the @NOFXband documentary screening at 9pm

I’ve been working on this mix for a month. Went deep on this one. Kind of an homage to Orchard Lounge before our 4/4 show together, slowing it down and getting back to my roots, some nu disco, deep house and minimal. on.soundcloud.com/hPvnnjNgrv0me2…

Investing = Nice Dinner. Day Trading = Hot Dog Eating Contest. #Investing #DayTrading #DigitalAssetJunkies #DirtyHouseLive

USA should start an outreach program where we teach Canadians how to play hockey. #USAHockey

Live trading is a rollercoaster. You've got to know when to ride the wave and when to pull back. Profits are great, but knowing when *not* to trade is just as crucial. #TradingTips #DayTrader #PaperTrading #DigitalAssetJunkies #DirtyHouseLive

Bitcoin vs. gold vs. real estate: Which investment wins? Each has its pros and cons. Understanding the nuances is key to making smart financial decisions. #Investing #Finance #DirtyHouseLive #DigitalAssetJunkies

The stock market's at record highs, but over half of Americans aren't seeing the benefits. Who's really profiting from these gains? #Economy #WealthGap

@TheJustinBailey @YoYoNancy11 @TheoVon Nope I'm a whole foods man myself. Get a job!

@YoYoNancy11 @TheoVon You ever been to a Walmart checkout line ?

people r wild bruh 🤦🏻

@CElder556 @varsri7 @RpsAgainstTrump Are you familiar with strawman arguments? This is not a rhetorical question btw

@varsri7 @RpsAgainstTrump Are you unfamiliar with the literary device known as the “rhetorical question?”

Watch masked ICE agents chase a family through the snow, a mother desperately holding her baby in her arms. A terrified child records the scene while hiding in an upstairs room, looking out the window. What has America become?

@lochhead @DefiantLs "The problem with this quote is that Margaret Thatcher was a dogshit leader with a piss poor record." -Keith Dirty

@DefiantLs “The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.” - Margaret Thatcher

Zohran Mamdani: "What I've proposed is that we raise $10 billion to pay for our entire economic agenda and start to Trump proof our city… And we will do so in two key ways."

Also shout out to the homie @DeFiDaryus on the track TIK TOK music.apple.com/us/album/tik-t…

New Year, new album streaming on all platforms!! With guest appearance from Fat D (also produced Get Dem Bags), Mel, Joe, Harold, Juan and more!!

@ThriveSerene @BernieSanders Maybe get a hobby?

That's bad for hardcore workers. Not only will they lose their payroll, but they will also lose their main source of adrenaline. We are hyperactive beings. We cannot stay idle for too long, especially those who are used to it. This is another issue that we as a society do not address. If we solve 1 potential problem(s), are we taking into account the drawbacks of it?

Elon Musk: "AI and robots will replace all jobs. Working will be optional." Bill Gates: "Humans won't be needed for most things." I have a simple question. Without jobs and income, how will people feed their families, get health care, or pay the rent?

@BernieSanders This is cause of money printing right?

The great economic crisis of our time is growing income and wealth inequality. While millions of Americans struggle to pay rent, buy food, or afford health care, 10 billionaires got $730 billion richer in 2025. This is immoral and unsustainable. We must defeat oligarchy.

@AudacityOfHoops @MariGO2thepolls Not true, the only reason I go to Alamo Drafthouse is the truffle popcorn. Otherwise their Draconian 'no entry for late customers' policy would be a deterrent for me to ever go there.

@MariGO2thepolls Nobody chooses a particular theater because they like the popcorn, but people absolutely subscribe to the NYT mainly because of the games.

Met a lady at a party recently who’s a software engineer for NYT games. She was rly upset cuz she thinks here collogues don’t respect her department despite being the most profitable by a wide margin. Seemed a bit silly to me

@TAXSTONE I fucking love your podcast I drove for hours listening to it, wishing the trips were longer so I'd have more time to listen to you. Then you (allegedly) brought a gun to a club and have no new episodes cause you're in prison. Fuck the streets.

I never tried to be anything but alive and I am

@ashtubgin The internet just makes it seem like there are more haters

idk why everyone wants to hate everything, i love everything and it’s honestly great

Keith Millions is off the grid, enjoying the hush money. Where's Bubba Sparxxx? We need to find him. #BubbaSparxxx #KeithMillions