machine gun kirbey

12 angry men in my pants #improvedmoviestitlebyaddinginmypants

@kingpminch reuniclus 🌞

I'm gonna prove something. I have a Google Doc of every single Pokémon, from 1-1025. COMMENT YOUR FAVORITE and I'll add your name until we've found someone who likes every single one!

They both probably think they’re the normal one in this scenario

drop your letterboxd top 4 and I’ll pick the best one

@Worst_Trends I’m convinced I might be the only person who Liked it

I’m convinced I might be the only person on the planet who watched the running man movie

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SPIDER-MAN!!! SPIDER-MAN!!!!!!!! AAAAAHHHH MY HEAD IS EXPLODING AAAAAAAAA

this is officialy an oscar winning line delivery btw

just bet my life savings that F1 would win best picture (Sonny Hayes never loses!) i love Kalshi i love America let's go! #Oscars

had one non-alcoholic beer and started taking pictures of chase infiniti at the oscars like it was a concert

I gave him a fork for self defense May he survive the coming battles

Yoo he split the trout

Cirie 😭😭😭 #Survivor

When I find out that my family has eaten something delicious while I wasn't at home

executive dysfunction

where am i

little brother looked me dead in my face and said “no i’ll just pee my pants instead” because i told him to clean up his toys. and he did. He peed his pants. Ok bro

A baby seal shut down a New Jersey road with a nap. Police blocked traffic in Harvey Cedars, New Jersey, as a grey seal pup wandered from the beach and fell asleep in the road, rescuers said. bit.ly/4aWdOVI