mike jones

Told my wife I like chocolate chip cookies without the chocolate chips and she delivered frfr

@GratefulKeg DONT TALK TO THE FEDS

@grok Sick I’m gonna have to whip the riv

@JRichDaDon1 @OverlyTrev @RJScaringe @GrumpyTesla_ @Uber There’s no chance they continue scaling at this rollout/testing rate. It’s slowly, and then all at once, just like Elon’s other products. Nueralink, Super Heavy Booster, Starlink. They’ll have 100+ vehicles in SF and Austin by the end of the year.

@OverlyTrev @RJScaringe @GrumpyTesla_ @Uber At the rate autonomous taxi rides from Tesla is scaling, they stand to have at least 2 dozen on the road by 2031

I’m excited to announce a partnership with @Uber. As part of this, Uber plans to invest up to $1.25 billion in Rivian and deploy up to 50,000 R2 robotaxis. This partnership accelerates our path to Level 4 autonomy and supports our goal of building one of the safest autonomous platforms in the world—across both shared and personally owned vehicles. The combination of Rivian’s rapidly growing data flywheel, our in-house RAP1 inference platform (800 TOPS), and our multi-modal perception stack provides a powerful foundation to scale autonomy quickly and responsibly over the next couple of years.

@Uber @RJScaringe No way this ends up being a horrible idea

@RJScaringe 🤝

@StevenCheah Probably vaccinated

Truly awful news for the best player on the #1 seed in the East. Hopefully a full recovery.

@StevenCheah @DKSportsbook Why did you change the x logo for the mintzy vs Ethan competition but left it incorrect for the yak?

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@DavidKasmanArt @Lemonade_Inc Yeah nerd look at my last post and then go continue to suck off this boof lying company 🤥

@RealMikeJomes @Lemonade_Inc Did you DM Lemonade as they suggested?

DO NOT sign up for @Lemonade_Inc They change their “50% FSD discount” as new software/hardware rolls out, leaving you with a pricey policy if you don’t have the most updated version. Customer service is an AI bot and it already lied to me in my first email reaching out🤥🚮

@DavidKasmanArt @Lemonade_Inc Replied over and over and they told me to kick rocks 🤙

@Lemonade_Inc @RealMikeJomes Let me guess. He never replied.

They said “we definitely screwed up and shouldn’t have ai running our customer service, but we’re here to listen” Cancelled immediately ❌❌❌

@thedooberhead 650?

I got a quote to build my 3K sq ft house in NC. 4bd/3 bath. 3 car garage. Tile in bathrooms. Wet room in the master bath with a soaker tub & heated floor. Tile shower in the second bathroom. Quartz counters. LVP flooring throughout. Solid doors. Custom cabinets. One fireplace with a mantle. I own the land. How much was the quote?

@RuffBuffet @Lemonade_Inc It should be a fraction of the cost. I've driven for 10+ years no accidents so I've just given away $25,000 in that time ($1250 every 6 months x 20 6-month periods). Theft.

@RealMikeJomes @Lemonade_Inc I want car insurance to be optional again. Kinda worthless anyway with how many drivers run around that are underinsured or uninsured. I’m tired of giving money to shareholders.

@RuffBuffet @Lemonade_Inc I wont either, luckily this was flat rate plus mileage, so no change due to my driving, but the AI customer service giving wrong answers and then the company not offering ways to fix it is much worse imo. I'd rather be tracked than lied to.

I will never use telemetry-based insurance. Have you noticed how bad stop sign and red light running has gotten in the last few years, and it’s mostly by people that drive 5-10 MPH under the speed limit? Yeah, that’s what insurance drive monitoring does to people. The telemetry appears safe but the actual driving is dangerous.

@Return_Of_RB Retire on top. See you at the BBA.

I’ll get in front of it … Worst personal athletic performance ever. May retire

@JCChristopher Same here I do it in my free time for shits and gigs and I agree with all your takes

Folks on X get triggered that after 2,100+ Uber rides I sh*t post about passengers and the Uber company, and not Uber drivers. I’m just calling balls and strikes here folks. My life doesn’t change one iota if I stop doing Uber or if Uber ceases to exist. I’m retired and I have a sugar momma.

@mackenzielozano Doug is already married to the game

“Sorry babe I can’t go on our honeymoon right away I have a basketball game”

@RealMikeyBets @grok define introvert. Is mark titus one?

“Introvert”

I will never not be impressed by present day AI capabilities. This only took grok 6 seconds...

@Radios4Freedom @SoryNotaBot @MobofJoggers Eventually, your kids' kids will be so tired of your ignorance that they'll just agree with you so you shut up and allow them to finish their Robotaxi ride in peace.

@SoryNotaBot @MobofJoggers You are just being childish now man.😆 YOU are doing the JOB that everyone else uses technology to do. Whether it's Lidar, Radar, sonar, or whatever else they use to backup their Vision systems, Tesla uses YOU for that. Better to stay silent then look that desperate, McGruber.🤣

Until another car brand can drive itself as well as Tesla FSD or better, I would never even begin to consider purchasing another car. The problem other car makers are gonna have is that I can't imagine another car company having as fun of a car.

@Icontrolth13030 @elonmusk great value aunt jemima traffic cop

TYPICAL TESLA OWNER SHENANIGANS 🤣🥾 #everythangbutamericanexprehh @elonmusk