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Told my wife I like chocolate chip cookies without the chocolate chips and she delivered frfr

@USATODAY "he's not divisive" x.com/TheDemocrats/s…

Opinion: Ultimately, Colbert’s departure is no loss for American culture. The nation needs unifying voices more than polarization in comedy shows. usatoday.com/story/opinion/…

@InvestingAddict 2000 is more than 500 2800 is more than 743 basic math

Why doesn’t someone create the S&P 5000 which includes the 5,000 biggest companies in America. Wouldn’t that outperform the S&P 500?

met a guy named harvey yesterday and accidentally asked if his last name was oswald....

@Topps give ya $5 for it

Félix Hernández has a BEAUTIFUL autograph 🔥

@NordausSon @HunterBiden @FrenlyOfficer was looking for this😂

@HunterBiden @FrenlyOfficer

I'm Hunter Biden. You've never actually heard from me.

@Tesla stop i dont have the money for this

A closer look at the Signature Edition Model S & X Signature Delivery Event streaming live from Fremont Factory tomorrow at 5pm PT

@1nc0nito_ @AutismCapital ur dumb x.com/RealMikeJomes/…

We have to give TIME credit for having the courage to have such a powerful and bold cover. One of the best covers they've put out.

@AutismCapital the real cover

@TSLAshareholder What about the bright flashing lights on every house?🤣

@RealMikeJomes it doesnt snow where i be so it just feels like any other time lol

Life hack: remove the destination on your tesla and just chill to good music while fsd drives you aimlessly. Recommended settings: max volume/sub/bass, max ac, seat reclined, shoes off

@chefdonnyy Been following Donny since DIE TRYING. Stan.

I apologize in advance for the long drawn out caption but this milestone only happens once and I don’t think I’ve ever really explained how I got here. I recorded my first ever video 9 years ago today—it was a drunken rant in the backyard of a fraternity house after I had just successfully catered for 120 people, including Bill Levitan, the creator of Modern Family, whose name is in fact Steve. From there“The College Cook” was born. (Will attach in thread) The focus of the college cook was a catering business & late night food/brunch restaurant in 2017-2018. In the spring of 2018 I dropped it all to backpack across Asia. I filmed the entire 4 months, aside from the clips in here I’ve never looked at or released any of the footage. Someday, when I can stomach how cringeworthy 20 year old me was, I’ll sit down and go through it all. On that trip I met The Wonton Don in Korea and got an internship at Barstool. That same summer I was featured on an episode of food network Chopped. From there I really thought my career was going to take off, but that wasn’t the case. When I went back to Madison for my senior year, I started making cooking videos in the kitchen of Kollege Klub. I ended up dropping out after the first semester to pursue Barstool full time. I spent my first 3 years working behind the camera as a producer and editor, while making my own cooking videos on the side. There were some bumps in the road internally which resulted in a slight pause of my cooking show. From that experience I received some great advice from a former co-worker “You gotta EARN IT” (IYKYK) Due to the lack of sports during Covid I got the green light to start making cooking videos full time. I was a one man show back then, doing all the filming and editing myself. I went from doing the show in a tiny east village apartment to a slightly less tiny kitchen in Harlem. My younger brother had just finished film school and was kind enough to help with lighting and shooting. I spent 3 years trying to make that iteration of the show work, but the truth is no one was watching. It felt bleak, and at one point I considered giving up and becoming a helicopter pilot instead. I’m glad I didn’t do that. When I found out Barstool was opening a new office in Chicago with a full kitchen everything changed. I spent the summer of 2023 documenting my time working in a restaurant in France. A lot of you found my page from that. That experience gave me a newfound confidence as a cook and as a creator. Once I made the move to Chicago things began to take off. I really want to thank Big Cat and Hank, they stuck their necks out for me to get the kitchen built and passed all the big guests from PMT on to me. These past 3 years have been the most successful for me personally and professionally. Last year Jack Miller came on as my full time producer, he’s a huge reason why the channel is growing as fast at it is now. If you’ve noticed a change in production/editing quality he’s the reason why. Whether you started following along 9 years ago or just subscribing today I want to say thank you. It’s been a wild 9 years and I truly appreciate all the support. Alright that’s it, first and last long ass sentimental caption. Next stop gold plaque

@UsedGolfFacts Stop 😭🤣

Bryson making a “Breaking 50” YouTube video but it’s just him playing 9 holes at a major championship.

@PickensBurgh When icy lib sees that blinking light it’s over

My haters in shambles

@PickensBurgh Ball knower. Gonna get some referee footage with mine soon 🔥

@RealMikeJomes Yessir

I’m getting Meta glasses right now 🚨🚨 No press will go blurry again

@AB84 @nikitabier ban this loser

First date went so fire that we started naming our kids… that mean she cuttin me off in 3 weeks huh

@konstructivizm And still, only Earth contains life.

NASA has now confirmed the existence of 5,602 exoplanets in 4,166 different planetary systems..

@MadamJohnWRich Hi Mrs. John, Death by chocolate chip cookies without the chocolate chips is the only honorable way to go. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

@RealMikeJomes Michael, are you okay? No one has heard from you since you posted these bland looking cookies. Did they kill you?

Told my wife I like chocolate chip cookies without the chocolate chips and she delivered frfr

@_kitchendoor @ErikMCarson @LegionofA @3YearLetterman @Davemac2362 He’s not capable of this level of critical thinking. You stumped him.

@ErikMCarson @LegionofA @3YearLetterman @Davemac2362 “Apparently so” “Worthless now bc of real stupid” You gotta pick one here. Either worthless bc it’s too obvious ~or~ you’re wrong bc ‘smart’ people are constantly fooled by it.

This is a very moving and reverent moment in American history. Absolutely no American president has ever loved or read the Bible as much as Trump, so he deserves this Jesus, himself a great American who literally wrote the Bible, would be honored

@ConsensusScore Figured as much. Rookie

Hmmm... not exactly a stacked resume with only 5 fights in the last 2 years for Sue Sanidad to be put into such a high profile judging position. mmadecisions.com/judge/251/Sue-… #UFC328