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Bunch of pictures from my time at the Haunted Village this past Saturday.
Surviving Mike Myers & The Trapper and making friends with monsters!
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TheRealOneSophie
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TheRealOneSophie
@RealOneSophie
Hockey | Wrestling | Country Music | 🎮 | Horror Junkie
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@Reverend316 @Stopworkplacebu - Being Francophone
- Being too white
- Not being woke
- Being Catholic
- Not talking enough
- Liking to relax in my space during breaks
- Not taking shit from my Islamist coworkers
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@Stopworkplacebu - Not converting to Islam
- Being able to speak Spanish
- Being White
- Being Republican
- Being skinny
- Being ugly
- Having a deep voice
Can you guess which state I’m from? 🤔
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What were you bullied for in the workplace?
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Just got home from a day trip to Lancaster County, PA. Hit several community yard sales. Let me say, there is nothing that compares to buying a cheeseburger at a Mennonite yard sale at 8 AM. Delicious. It really doesn't get better than that.
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@BTBouttanowhere He’s lucky he didn’t get shot. This guy is trying really hard to show why the 2nd is needed. Very scary situation.
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First of all, sir, you are not Harry Dresden. Please take off the trench coat. Second, this is a very good way to get shot in the face. The homeowner was more patient than a lot of people would be.
Breaking911@Breaking911
🚨 TERRIFYING! Moment caught on a Ring camera shows a deranged man in a long coat crashing out asking “where is your daughter?” And threatened the man on the cam that he “will end him” if he doesn’t open the door How would you handle this tense situation?
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@bigsexy_tote Happy birthday to your dad! Have a nice lunch
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Heading out in a bit to take my father out for lunch to celebrate his 82nd birthday. Try to hold the fort down until I return.
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@BTBouttanowhere Wow, that is crazy. Seriously… that man had no serious crime to investigate? He had to harass a citizen over nothing?
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Dried dead leaves in my floorboard look a lot like weed and I need to confess before the K9 gets there. I do not do drugs or drink. At all. After an hour of prowling around in my car, the officer finally relents that its probably dead leaves and sends me on my way.
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About ten years, I got pulled over at 1 in the morning when I was headed to a 24 hour Planet Fitness. This young cop thought I "looked suspicious" and suddenly I'm handcuffed on the side of the road and they're going through my truck. Suddenly I'm being told that the
WTF@mrwtffacts
In 2014, 23-year-old Ashley Gabrielle Huff was pulled over in Georgia. Police found a spoon with red residue and a field drug test said it was methamphetamine. Ashley swore it was just leftover Spaghettio sauce from lunch. Unable to pay bail, she spent a full month in jail, lost her job at Waffle House and missed her child’s birthday. A month later, the state crime lab finally tested it properly and confirmed it was nothing but tomato sauce.
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@BTBouttanowhere I miss the way Twitter used to be. People liking and commenting on other people’s tweets and making friends. Now I just feel like I’m just screaming into the void.
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Remember that this place was always about connection ❤️🤝
Shamithra@ShamithraSundar
normalize 🤝🏻 someone 🤝🏻 commenting on 🤝🏻 ur 🤝🏻 tweets 🤝🏻 even 🤝🏻 tho 🤝🏻 you’re 🤝🏻 not 🤝🏻 that 🤝🏻 close 🤝🏻 we’re 🤝🏻 here 🤝🏻 to 🤝🏻 make 🤝🏻 friends 🤝🏻 not 🤝🏻 just 🤝🏻 to 🤝🏻 have 🤝🏻 thousands 🤝🏻 of 🤝🏻 followers 🤝🏻
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He is risen! Jesus defeated death for humanity. Happy Easter to everyone and remember what today represents 🙏✝️
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@bonnie1019_Habs Thank you, Bonnie. This is a weight off our shoulders
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@RealOneSophie At least she is ruled out Cancer., Hope you find out what she has
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Great news: my mom doesn’t have cancer.
Bad news is: doctors *still* don’t know what she has.
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@RealOneSophie At least it's not cancer, so that's a positive.
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@Axlbundy825 Aww, that’s awesome! Hopefully you both enjoy the movie.
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Just got to the theater for Evelyn's first movie. Feels like I'm going for the first time. Lol
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@BTBouttanowhere They are just too beautiful.😍
You’re a lucky man.
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@BTBouttanowhere I refuse to watch a show until it has several seasons. Too many times I did, the show would end in a cliffhanger and then be cancelled after season 1.
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@Axlbundy825 I mean, you can buy some again. It just means more chocolate.
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So apparently it's a crime to eat all the chocolate bunnies before Easter. I got yelled at by the wife.🤷♂️🐰
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@JohnsInJail Thank you, I hope so, too. My mom is my rock, too.
Sorry about your mom. 😢
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@RealOneSophie I hope they figure it out quick, and then FIX IT. My Mom was My ROCK.
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@BTBouttanowhere Yes, I might raid your house, just in case. 👀 I need my kitkat fix
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I promise this was not me
Pop Base@PopBase
A 12-ton shipment of KitKat bars has been stolen, with the company warning of a possible shortage: “We've always encouraged people to have a break with KitKat but it seems thieves have taken the message too literally and made a break with more than 12 tons of our chocolate.”
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@JohnsInJail Sadly this is the way it’s always been; and I don’t see changing anytime soon.
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