I WILL NOT OBEY IN ADVANCE … 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇺🇸

My 2026 Resolutions … * Stay alive & fit * Choose my battles * Look out for the less fortunate * Maintain my self-care * Celebrate Trump’s departure

Aziz Ansari would actually make a better FBI Director than Kash Patel.

Top journalist Ana Kasparian exposes absolute insanity. The Trump administration gave a $17.4M no bid contract to renovate fountains. The exact same job under a competitive contract would cost only $3.3M. Washington is intentionally looting taxpayers to enrich their cronies.

Next time, let's elect a president who loves this country as much as Zelenskyy loves his.

Aziz Ansari as Kash Patel on SNL. Patel is notorious for having thin skin, I know this irritated him.

"It was not Hitler or Himmler who abducted me, beat me and shot my family. It was the shoemaker, the milkman, the neighbor, who received a uniform and then believed they were the master race." Karl Stojka, Auschwitz survivor

Mike Smith’s not the oldest guy riding a filly at the Kentucky Derby.

Trump couldn’t even make a deal with Stormy Daniels to stay quiet - how’s he supposed to handle Iran?

The Maduro Regime is still in power in Venezuela. The IRGC regime is still in power in Iran. The Epstein regime is still in power in D.C.

Haven't heard shit from the Proud Boys since Trump opened the motherfucking floodgates on ICE funding. What a coincidence

These gas prices are killing me. Look how much I spent for a Toyota.

The new Banksy sculpture in London is brilliant

Incredible

This dopey, incompetent alcoholic wasted NINE months on the James Comey seashell investigation. Feel safer now?

Trump says anyone running for president should take a cognitive exam because you could end being stuck with a moron for years. “I mean, you get a guy who gets in there, he's got a good line of crap. He gets in and all of a sudden you're stuck with a man who's a moron”

Doocy: “This will be your first big event after somebody tried to kill. Do you feel safe?” Trump: “I don’t even think about it Peter.” And why wouldn’t he feel safe? He hasn’t scheduled any assassination attempts for today.

Studies also suggest that blocking MAGA on Twitter produces the same cortisol reduction as a 10-day silent retreat, at significantly lower cost.

Never forget the GOP lawmakers & right-wing media who babbled endlessly about Hunter Biden yet remain silent at the grotesque levels of Trump and family self-enrichment. And if you think the family's days in politics will be over when Trump Sr. is gone, you still don't get it.

Trump didn’t recover from bankruptcy. He got rescued. — Early ’90s: drowning in $3.4B debt Casinos collapsing. Assets seized — At the same time: Russian capital floods into Western real estate — Trump properties allow anonymous, all-cash buyers — Buyers and partners tied to Russian organized crime — His model shifts: Stop building → Start selling the name Funded by foreign money. U.S. banks cut him off. Russian money didn’t. That’s not a coincidence. That’s leverage.

Trump wanted Comey charged and Blanche is desperate to stay on the job.

Marco Rubio realizing he’s a junior analyst at J.P. Morgan now