Real Uncle Sam

Could you imagine if @NancyPelosi and @BernieSanders had kids?

Department of education? Teachers are glorified babysitters.

Hate when friends on Facebook ask retarded questions. "Facebook friends: when does Walmart open?" Fucking google it.

If you can read this everyone still hates white people.

@Gavin_McInnes you need to beat people over the head with a thesaurus that keep using "literally".

@BigNik @PizzaPartyBen WHAT DOES WOKE MEAN?

@JKenn_35 @JoeySalads oo I member.

This is gold. twitter.com/oldrowofficial…

@hayleyyjeanne @PizzaPartyBen i identify as a toaster. I am a white toaster.

@ShelleyLarose well, what is it?

@Audi @TueborFrog social media marketing rule #1: The best reply is no reply.

What does that even mean? twitter.com/shelleylarose/…

Congrats Lady GaGa, you didn't open your mouth and let stupid fall out. Meryl Streep: take notes.

You want a perfect example of inept politicians? Just look at @JimPressOffice Real ID act.

@ChrisCrocker @TomiLahren "literally".

I like how every ATTN: video starts "here's two similar things, the difference is shocking."

@OldRowOfficial when you enjoy eating crayons.

@BarneyRuffles @IamQueenAri 3/10

@KassyDillon thought she was doing porn.