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I am a toxicologist. As a service during COVID-19, feel free to ask me prior to ingesting anything you have questions about. Things that are marked 'not for human consumption' seem rather straightforward, but my offer remains.

@pipandbaby When you can't decide whether to eat cabbage because you're old or British.

I was just getting lunch in our cafeteria and there was a man getting cabbage and he was wearing pants that were half grey sweatpants and half tartan plaid dress pants????

CZ I'm suspecting not all the chains on that bridge are human.

@awstar11 @kris_kinder The quality of the pastry is directly correlated with its weight and sheen.

@kris_kinder Pastry is just a vehicle for frosting

D or E - From the makers of Metformin.

@Verbish75 So sorry to hear this.. big hugs. <<3

He's gone. I'll be back later

@TugboatPhil That’s actually pretty smart

@TueborFrog We still have a land line. When Missus thinks of things like this when we're away we call the house. If the answering machine picks up we figure it hasn't burned down.

Y'all... I just turned the burner off my stovetop. I last used it yesterday morning! I think I have too much going on...

@gscottoliver Yep. Gas was still burning. I’d spent most of the day out. 😣

@TueborFrog Yikes! One day I turned one off about an hour-and-a-half after DW went to her tennis match. And we have a gas range. But over 24 hours?!

@CyborgPeds Me: oh, because the day ends in 'y'

Why am I in so much pain this morning?? Oh yeah, it’s raining.

@data_republican @TonyLaneNV I heard Dave Ramsey say that tipping isn't always a matter of quality of service, but of generosity. I'm a big tipper because the difference is usually only a few dollars to me but could mean a lot to someone.

@TonyLaneNV 30%? I won't say "never," but I will say "very rarely." And I consider myself a generous tipper.

Some say people still need a lesson in tipping. Others say it’s just common sense. Are you a good tipper regardless of service? ⬇️ 🇺🇸

Wonder if there will be a big fat No Kings protest that day

Hello Senator Thune, Let's expose what you're really doing with "reconciliation." You announced it yesterday, eleven months after the House passed the SAVE America Act. You're not trying to pass this bill. You're trying to kill it in a way you can blame on process. Here's how we know: Reconciliation requires the Senate parliamentarian to rule that provisions are "budgetary." Citizenship verification is not budgetary. Photo ID mandates are not budgetary. The parliamentarian will gut the bill. Then you'll shrug and say "we tried." We see through you. Meanwhile, you WON'T use the tools that actually work: Rule XIX limits each senator to two speeches per legislative day. Keep the Senate in continuous session, file cloture daily, and the filibuster exhausts in ~12-20 days. You dismissed it as "complicated." Because if you tried and succeeded, you'd have to actually pass the bill. Harry Reid nuked the filibuster in 2013 when he wanted results. Mitch McConnell changed Senate rules THREE times and canceled the August recess. Chuck Schumer used reconciliation within months on a 50-50 Senate. You have 53 seats. You've changed nothing, canceled nothing, and waited eleven months. Now let's talk donors: • Goldman Sachs: $150K to you - top H-1B user • Google: $75K - lobbies against E-Verify • Meta: $72.5K - Zuckerberg's FWD[.]us pushes mass immigration • Wells Fargo: $90K - banks undocumented immigrants Same corporations sponsor Punchbowl News, where you sit for "Fly Out Days" which nobody watches except Congress staffers and K Street lobbyists who pays premium bucks for legislative intelligence. Their reporter then telegraphs to the audience the SAVE Act "will ultimately fail." Corporate money flows to you AND to the outlet that frames your inaction as inevitable. We see the loop. You called grassroots anger a "paid influencer ecosystem." YOU are the paid influencer. You take the wrong side of a 80% issue because you are indistinguishable from a K Street mouthpiece, and an ineffective one to boot who won't bend the rules to get anything passed. What we want: 1. Force a real talking filibuster. 2. Stop hiding behind process. 3. Pass the SAVE America Act. YOU will become the reason that we will have our butts kicked in midterms. Not Candace Owens, not Nick Fuentes, not anyone else. You and you alone, and all because you want to make the 200 or so viewers of Punchbowl Fly Out Days happy. You're living in a K Street information bubble, addicted to the comforts and praises of lobbyists masquerading as journalists. You mistake the steak and martini dinners you get invited to as your own constituents. You are not "moderate." The SAVE America Act has 98% support among Republicans. Name one other thing that has 98% support. You are an extreme minority who prides himself on being a calm leader, when in reality you are well in the running for the most ineffective Majority leader of all time. Prove me wrong. Do the bare modicum of effort. Not symbolic. Actual effort. Cancel the recess. Get SAVE America Act passed.

@LloydLegalist There was recently a thread in my town's facebook page asking who actually ate there enough for this place to stay in business. I was shocked at how many regularly eat there.

There's a secret society of people living amongst us that are keeping Long John Silvers in business.

For shits and giggles, I decided to see just how hard it would be to replace my birth certificate, Social Security card, AND my marriage license, since Democrats think women are too stupid to figure it out. Here's how it went: 1. Birth certificate: Contacted the health department of the county where I was born. They OVERNIGHTED a certified copy to me the next day - total cost, $14. 2. SS Card: Contacted Social Security on their site. They asked if I was sure I needed the card, since I 'won't likely be asked for it.' I went ahead and got it - took five business days to arrive - total cost, $0. 3. Marriage License: Went to the 'vital docs' site of the county where we were hitched. Filled everything out online, arrived in three days - total cost, $5. It cost less than $20 to obtain all three certified/legal documents, and it took less than five business days to receive them. Note: if I had lived where I was born or married, it would have been a day. Tops. Anyone telling you this is too hard or unfair is lying and hiding the real reason they want to stop Voter ID. I know you guys knew that already... lol

@AggieTheBarkeep Republicans are cowards

Obamacare - Democrats effectively avoided a Republican filibuster in the Senate for the final steps of passing the Affordable Care Act (Obamacare) by using a clever procedural strategy after losing their 60-vote supermajority. But, somehow Republicans can't or won't do the same thing?

@spaceman_cometh Things improving?

@TueborFrog They just said “must be some viral thing” cuz every test came back normal. Heart test, culture, wbc. “Everything looks good” Well it’s clearly NOT

Last week my wife woke up late Wednesday night with what she thought was food poisoning. Never got better. Started getting cramps and shaky. Went to ER on Sunday. They said UTI and gave her meds. Two days later not feeling better at all. Got ct scan yesterday looking for stones

We are a week out and dad's still in the hospital. So weak he can barely feed himself and can't sit up, but he insists he can go home and have a friend 'check on him.' He's refusing rehab and not wanting any help he needs... any advice?

@spaceman_cometh That sounds awful... poor honey

@TueborFrog Bladder cramps. Doc pushed on her bladder and it really hurt. Lots of nausea

@spaceman_cometh Are the cramps in her GI system? I had a camphylobacter infection that went undiagnosed for months. Bouts of horrible cramps for a day or so then it would subside for a week or two.

@TueborFrog They have no idea what the problem is. Now the Er Is saying they think she never had a uti in the first place

@spaceman_cometh So sorry to hear this! How scary... prayers for her and that you get answers quickly.

Scans came back negative and were waiting for cultures on bacteria. This morning she wakes up with 140/100 bp. So back to the ER she went. First i was annoyed about her being sick all spring break, now im starting to get worried. We just want to figure out what’s going on