Robbie Robertson

@SgtMajFrenchie @Kirky_Kirkwood As an ex matelot, my favourite was: 'Does it hurt Robertson?' 'Does what hurt Chief?' 'Your Hair Robertson. Your hair, obviously' 'No Chief' 'It frigging well should do Robertson. I'm standing on it. Go and get a Friggin Haircut' I used to enjoy playing along

Never gets old… ‘French, why are you wearing your pyjamas?’ ‘Sir?’ ‘You obviously slept like that, so they must be your pyjamas. Go and sort yourself out. And stay away from the hedge you must have crawled through to get here.’ @Kirky_Kirkwood #military

@criticalren @WHLeavitt Protestor was in the wrong.

@WHLeavitt No. Running over anybody who is not attacking you or causing you or someone else harm is exactly why the Left is anti-Right, because the right always goes to violence and hatefulness

THIS is how you handle leftist protesters blocking the road. Driver just keeps it moving—zero hesitation. Do you stand with him 100%? A. Yes B. No

@WHLeavitt Play Stupid games, win stupid prizes.

@antoniabance Meanwhile, Unemployment (Especially Youth Unemployment) up. Bills Up Taxation Up Growth flat Business Confidence down #MinistryOfMadeUpNumbers #MinsitryOfGaslighting

Childcare costs have halved Saving families *£8k* per year Thanks to this Labour government

@oelma__ The only acceptable kind of shots to take

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@PaulAnthonyRock @PlanetRockRadio Morning. Picture clue did nothing for me today, but MSG says 1980. The other songs confirmed it. And Metal Mickey is the icing on the cake.

Almost time for Friday’s #PlanetRockYears on @PlanetRockRadio Breakfast. The year this was first seen on TV?

@PhilMyers53 I would love to say that I'm enjoying watching their downfall, but they are killing the country. They deserve their upcoming demise

Since Labour's victory July 2024, there's been an orchestrated right-wing smear campaign. The truth is Labour are doing a good job #FixingBritain Never mind the Bollocks #VoteLabour on May 7th

@cabinetofficeuk Honours dished out to mediocre 'Public Servants'. I don't see many going in based on merit. HoL now going to fill with Has-Been politicians.

This is the biggest reform to our Parliament in a generation. 🇬🇧 This morning, the 700-year-old system of hereditary membership in the House of Lords was abolished. Membership is now earned through public service and merit, not granted by an inheritance. ✅

@DavidMcGregorBN Families struggling because unemployment has gone up, and rising. Bills are higher. Inflation too high. Small businesses being taxed out of existence.

People ask what Labour has actually done. Try telling a renter facing a no-fault eviction that ending Section 21 doesn’t matter. Try telling a struggling family that breakfast clubs don’t matter. Some of us know these things change lives because we’ve lived it.

@WelshLabour #MinistryOfMadeUpNumbers #MinistryOfGaslighting #CancellingAppointments #LabourOut #RollOnMay

For the 8th month in a row, NHS waiting lists are coming down in Wales. Lots done, lots more to do.

@Ed_Miliband @MartinSLewis You've increased inflation. You've increased unemployment. You've killed business growth. All of my bills are up. Will you please please PLEASE stop trying to help me? You're worse than useless....

I was on the @MartinSLewis show last night talking about how we’re protecting vulnerable households from energy price spikes. The cost of living is the number one issue families are facing at the moment, and we’re determined to act.

@TheGriftReport And he'll be buried in Northern Ireland, under a Union Flag. There is a special place reserved for him in hell.

“YES I WORE A BLACK BERET… BUT SO DID BENNY HILL!” GERRY ADAMS MOCKS IRA EVIDENCE IN HIGH COURT Gerry Adams flatly denied he was ever a member of the IRA or its Army Council, despite 11 witnesses naming him as a senior commander over 50 years. Shown the famous 1971 photo of him wearing the black beret at an IRA volunteer’s funeral, the Sinn Féin veteran shrugged: “It’s no big deal… Benny Hill wore one too,” sparking laughter in court. He is being sued by survivors of the 1973 Old Bailey and 1996 Docklands/Manchester bombings who claim he was directly responsible. Adams banged the dock declaring he’ll “go to my grave content” for his role in a united Ireland. Rewriting history live on the stand!

@florenceblackUK 27th Feb 2020. Thanks Google

@florenceblackUK Supporting Those Damn Crows, I think. Southampton Joiners. Quite a few years ago.

Where did you first hear Florence Black?

@VintageRockN_85 Ronnie Dio. I only got to see him once, but I'm so glad that I did.

Who’s got your favorite voice in Rock? (not counting Freddie Mercury or Robert Plant)

@FistedFoucault Another Bedwetter, desperate for attention.

Today I drink Jameson and celebrate the death of each and every British soldier, SAS, Special Branch, Black and Tans, etc. who was rightly sent to Hell by God via the IRA and PIRA over the past 110 years🇮🇪👍

@PaulAnthonyRock @PlanetRockRadio The Darkness starting off this hour. I'll go for 2015. Great year of songs, but then I think every year is a great year of songs, if you know where to look....

Almost time for Wednesday’s #PlanetRockYears on @PlanetRockRadio Breakfast. The year this re-make was first seen on TV?

@StephenMorganMP And yet unemployment and Youth Unemployment are so much higher than when you took over. Surely that's Labour's fault....

This Labour Government is cleaning up the mess the Conservatives left and is getting young people back into jobs and apprenticeships.

@simonharley Thankfully the Type 42s were all scrapped. You wouldn't be able to get anyone to man their Weapon Systems. 909 was just plain horrible. And you couldn't drag me back to it.

There are enough former Royal Navy ships in service with other countries to form a navy. Off the top of my head there’s: 1 x Ocean 1 x Albion 4 x Type 22 3 x Type 23 7 x Sandown 4 x Hunt 1 x OPV Not to mention the RFA. Just need some submarines and destroyers and you’re cooking.

@MikeBales Hands? Not the version I heard....

Last night, I massaged my wife with aromatic oil, then we made love so intensely that she screamed for five minutes! The Frenchman, hearing this, replied: “Yes, not bad! Last night I massaged my wife with aromatic butter. Afterward, we made love so intensely that she screamed for 15 minutes!” The Belgian then added: “I massaged her with chocolate. Then we made love and she screamed for three hours!” The other two, curious and amazed: “How did you manage to make her scream for three hours?” “I wiped my hands on the curtains!”