Calvin Joshua

After serving for 14 years as PM, the Dutch leader handed over government and left on his bicycle.

Don’t go into a business because you see people doing it, you have to understand a business before you start. ~ Aliko Dangote

This girl play ball pass Zinchenko.

i swear to god Alessia Russo is a better striker than Liam Delap

There is nothing impressive here. This is just Razzmatazz trying to ride on the anger and disappointment of citizens. All these crooks have nothing new to offer and should be dumped into prison.

This is Dhadho Godhana, the governor of the 5th poorest county in Kenya, Tana River. Despite 67% of the county’s residents languishing in hardcore poverty, the governor budgets 1.5 million for his office pencils and pens. Despite 60,000 residents every year facing starvation due to drought, the governor has a catering budget of 4.8 million for his office. He still utilizes only 3% of the county revenue for development. However, that’s not even what got my attention. Apparently, the governor sat and thought that since he sought for election in an arid county with extreme poverty, he needed a hardship allowance. He earns around 6.7 million shillings in hardship allowance despite the SRC not providing the same for him. His life must be so hard. Njeri wa muthoni opines !!!

Sifuna: A governor comes and his records are so bad that when he's asked to read them, he says he has forgotten his glasses at home. Who is embarrassing who? Your responses to queries are so bad that you're embarrassed to read them. But somehow, Sifuna is the problem.

Fellow Kenyans, I need you to help me reset, rebuild and restore Kenya. I have chosen to run a campaign that is funded by you, ordinary Kenyans. I am appealing to you to make a donation to the campaign. If my campaign is funded by donations from you, the everyday Kenyan, then it becomes OUR campaign. And I will be accountable to you, the everyday Kenyan. You can donate any amount. Simply log in to davidmaraga.com. Or go to Mpesa Paybill: 4164137 Account Number: 4164137 #TuSkume

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Our sources confirm that Pep Guardiola has made the decision to leave Manchester City at the end of the season. The decision has already been communicated internally, bringing a historic era at the club closer to its end — however, there has been no official announcement yet, We believe official announcement will be coming soon before the end of the season. 🔵 Enzo Maresca is currently at the top of the shortlist to replace him, with the club viewing him as the leading candidate to step in.

Man to man

BREAKING: LeBron James has ANNOUNCED his retirement After 23 season the King will hang em up 🐐

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Set a deadline my boy. Not a comfortable one. A scary one. Pressure is what gets shit done.

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Israel Adesanya is stepping away from MMA after living the life of the Greatest Middleweight Of All Time @stylebender you will be missed 🥺

Nyani hawa ni wale wale. Misitu ndio tofauti. Nyani hawa hawakusaidia Kenya. Hawatasaidia Kenya. Jaribuni Daudi Maraga. ⚖️

Sweden’s HERO Viktor Gyökeres is back 😍

PHEW No, Jonathan the tortoise is not dead despite claims that the world's oldest land animal had died at the age of 193. A spokesperson for the St Helena government confirmed to Guinness World Records that Jonathan is "alive and well".

Happy birthday, Andre! 🧤

The vile language being thrown towards McCabe and wishing career ending injuries?? Was this not the same club crying out when Hampton, James and Bright were getting criticised online?? Asking for consideration of players mental health???

The governor is lucky it was only the senators. A day is coming when the "people" themselves will take up "public oversight". Kenyan leaders forget too quickly.