SevereOnion

Elon musk should jump off a cliff (in Minecraft)

having a pleasant time with your friends is a psyop created by big life to make you want to live more. for insidious reasons.

I’m so fucking sick of famous people bemoaning being famous. “stop coming up to me and telling me how much you love me! I don’t know you!!!” so gauche and lame. Very few people become famous on accident. I don’t get what you thought would happen. Boo fucking hoo bro

Leave me the fuck alone eIon I don’t want to play with your disgusting tool

ENOUGH

@meeb90 No this was my personal biggest problem with end of the season. I truly don’t understand Daniel’s motivations for wanting to kill Lestat and be party to killing Louie. Like it’s annoying he didn’t give you the “scoop” you were looking for who gaf? You exposed his toucher mom.

I don't even understand daniel's beef. yeah Lestat was an asshole to you... so! exactly!

@cincodegato1 An 89 year old (racist) woman at my job physically reviled when it was suggested she consider living in a nursing facility and said “there’s a bunch of old people there I don’t want to be around old people”

Someone needs to do a deep dive into boomer psychology. They all believe it’s 1990 and they are 35 years old. I recently had a boomer tell me they went to a Vegas show and it was “full of old fogeys.” The boomer who told me this is 71 years old. Lmao

@AffableEffable @NebsGoodTakes I think being annoyed by it is understandable. I don’t really getting hopping mad about it is strange. It was probably a kid. We are all (myself included) giving the act itself and the person doing it far more credence and attention than they deserve.

@ReallyIrishName @NebsGoodTakes I think making a post online about being annoyed by someone's behavior is way less cringe than, unprompted, yelling something in a movie theater right at the end that falls completely flat.

@DrChillwell @NebsGoodTakes I’m not but honestly who cares? It’s a low bar but I am at least thankful they weren’t obtrusive DURING the movie. I think it’s a strange thing to get worked up about is all.

@ReallyIrishName @NebsGoodTakes This just makes me think you’re the type of self-absorbed dipshit who yells things in movie theaters and thinks internet “humor” makes them seem cool

The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply. pass it along and live más comrade

anna garcia and demi adejuyigbe are lowkey thing 1 and thing 2 to sam reich’s cat in the hat

“you did it queen” i whisper as I move everything from Friday’s to do-list to Monday’s to-do list

@JanRakky @Pom_Bazooka @urethrafister69 @visceralscenery Canada is experiencing massive wildfires which is drafting smoke and smog into the US. I’m not personally sure what exactly where in the US it’s going but I’m in the north east and it’s pretty bad here. We are being advised to stay indoors whenever possible today.

@Pom_Bazooka @urethrafister69 @visceralscenery Wdym I literally have no idea what’s going on here what’s wrong with sitting outside at a restaurant eating ice cream like I genuinely Dk what everyone’s on about here

the air quality sucks, the food gives you explosive diarrhea, we have no public transport, medical care is unaffordable, they’re tearing down forests to build AI data centers and I still have to clock in for work

Rise and grind

Spongebob Scenes I Really Like:

@49eerfc I like “have my way with you” but it can be a bit sinister in energy depending on context and delivery.

we need a word that’s more romantic than “fucking” but less corny than “making love” and we need it NOW

I’ll quit smoking if they invent another activity that lets me leave a group and go stand outside on my own for 5-10 minutes