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Sam Evans

@ReallySamEvans

You can call me flower if you want to! Standup album “Sweet Baby Boy” https://t.co/3IHxyyi4ln…

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Sam Evans
Sam Evans@ReallySamEvans·
Posted this to Insta already, but here’s my favorite joke I’ve done recently. If you like this, gimme a follow. Most of my tweets are about eating or therapy.
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Mads
Mads@MadsPosting·
men enjoying the best 6 hours of the night
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Sam Evans@ReallySamEvans·
Let my brother use my HBOMax login:
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Sam Evans@ReallySamEvans·
I was literally just about to release a song called “Travis Kelce’s Penis” so this is actually a pretty tough time for me.
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Sam Evans@ReallySamEvans·
@TommyMcNam Tommy i laughed so fucking hard at this and I love you
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Tommy McNamara
Tommy McNamara@TommyMcNam·
Luka to the Lakers? What’s next?? Laka to the Lukers?! I’m not doing well lots of bad stuff in my personal life
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Django Gold@django·
every guy needs this iconic fall look in his wardrobe
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Django Gold@django·
there’s a new salad restaurant!
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Noah Garfinkel
Noah Garfinkel@NoahGarfinkel·
A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.
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Chris Calogero
Chris Calogero@RealChrisCal·
I mean it IS fucking wild that the only way a guy can stay out of jail is by running for President. If it was a John Candy movie in the 80s it would be incredible.
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Mike Recine
Mike Recine@mikerecine·
One of the best parts of being a dad is when your family goes to bed early so you can beat off on the couch. I’m surprised that was never a Family Matters episode. Urkel barges through the door and Carl nuts all over himself and is like “Go home Steve…”
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Sam Evans@ReallySamEvans·
The best candidate so far.
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