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Atheistic Satanist opposed to arbitrary authority. Demon to some, angel to others. Letting the abyss gaze back into me. Ave Satanas!

Wasteland of Really Bad Ideas Katılım Nisan 2009
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I had one. He was older. He had a wife and 3 grown daughters who all had children of their own. He was the most respectful, gentle man. The walls in his office were covered in pictures of him holding newborns that he delivered (with parents' permission). I didn't choose him (he took my insurance and was accepting new patients). I remarked to him how kind he was. He chuckled, "They've trained me well" referring to his wife and daughters. He retired and my subsequent Gyns haven't measured up.
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𝓑ᥫ᭡@quesadaaa_·
I just found out there are women who prefer male gynecologists. I just wanna know why? We listen and we don’t judge
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Stu Smith
Stu Smith@thestustustudio·
🚨 BREAKING: Fourteen more members of the Cuba Convoy have been detained. Even before his own detention, Zach Metzger, known online as Lavish Mack, acknowledged that this was a very real possibility. Most far-left activists who travel to Cuba are prepared ahead of time for exactly this scenario, including what to say if questioned or detained.
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Blonde of War (JJ)@BlondeOfWar·
Apparently, teenage dolphins meet up in groups to get high by passing puffer fish around a circle, biting them, and then huffing the deadly toxin. The dolphins float to the surface, completely baked. The puffers are fine-ish, just bruised and probably pissed. 🐡 I have never laughed so hard about another mammal in my life. 😂😂😂 🐬 This Cardboard Cinema reenactment wins the internet.
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Jessanne@Jessanne·
I had a dream last night.. about chickens! In my dream I was going out in the AM to feed my fluffy chickens, mind you I have never kept chickens - but I intend to when we move to VT this summer. My dream chickens had been attacked! I called to my husband on the porch "Honey!! We have one and a half missing chickens!" Porch hubby says "It's that damn fox! I saw it two evenings ago at the tree line looking like we opened the damn KFC!"
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@mariekemph Yes, they will absolutely try to scam their way out of any repercussions. They'll refuse to pay for damages. They'll try to turn it back around on you. Honestly, it may seem excessive to suggest this, but I'd find an attorney to keep in your back pocket if needed.
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🇯🇵 Colonel Otaku Gatekeeper 🇯🇵
Ten Jizu statues were vandalized in a cemetery in Tomakomai, Hokkaido. Many were found to have their necks broken. Vandalism against Shinto Shrines & Buddhist statues used to be very rare now it's happening almost monthly in Japan now.
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Emir Han@RealEmirHan·
Jim Carrey says Tommy Lee Jones really hated him in Batman Forever (1995) “I went up to say hi. Blood drained from his face. He was shaking, says ‘I hate you. I can’t sanction your buffoonery” He blames Dumb and Dumber which outperformed Jones movie Cobb
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pagliacci the hated 🌝
I like how every convoluted new "rule" this app comes up with is pretty much solely intended to stop indians and nigerians from shitting up the tl but they wont just geoblock india and nigeria directly despite the fact that EVERY problem on this app could be solved by doing that
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#BREAKING: 𝕏 to change its revenue program payouts based on language and country.

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Sama Hoole@SamaHoole·
We caught up with Keith this week to put the charges to him directly. Keith. The accusation, as I understand it, is that you and the wider ruminant community are bent on ecological destruction. Methane. Land use. Water. The usual list. How do you respond? Keith was on the barn roof. We climbed the roof to get closer. Keith, specifically: do you believe that your presence in this field represents a net negative for the British environment? Keith looked at us. He looked at the east ditch. The east ditch, which twelve months ago contained knotweed so established that the Environment Agency had quoted £4,000 and three years to remove it, is clear. The red campion that arrived in the knotweed's absence is flowering. He looked at the south bank. The south bank, which six months ago was a bramble monoculture of the specific density that supports nothing, is now open scrub with wildflower establishment at the margins. He looked at Steve's fence. We looked at Steve's fence. Keith looked back at us. Keith. Final question. Do you have anything to say to the people who believe ruminants are destroying the planet? Keith pressed his nose to the barn roof ridge and assessed the remaining lichen. The lichen is approximately 60% present. The rest of the roof needed managing. Keith is managing it. We climbed back down. Dave's log, that evening: "Keith had a journalist on the roof this morning. The journalist appeared to have fallen off at some point. Nobody was hurt. Keith continued with the lichen. Net outcome: neutral on the journalist, positive on the roof." Keith was unavailable for further comment. Keith had identified a new section.
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