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@FabrizioRomano 🤣

🥺🇦🇷 Dibu Martínez after the game.

@ryrorot 🤣🤣🤣 both? 🤷🏻‍♂️

if you could suck your own dick would it feel like getting your dick sucked or would it feel like sucking dick

@AndyMitten Lammens, Januzji (cant remember the spelling) Lukaku, De Laet? Felliani….and I’m out

Youri Tielemans signs for MUFC. Five year deal. Becomes MUFC's 8th Belgian player. And if you can name all seven off the top of the your head then you really need to get outside for some air.

@FrankEra_ @lauriewhitwell @mjcritchley Scott yes. Nmecha no. Baleba meh. Berge no

🚨🔜 | While surveying the midfield market, #MUFC have considered: - Alex Scott - Felix Nmecha - Carlos Baleba - Sander Berge [@lauriewhitwell/@mjcritchley]

@ManUtd Why is the fraud with t-Rex arms in the photo?

Welcoming our new recruit 🤝

@FabrizioRomano @David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC Why tho?

🚨💣 BREAKING: Manchester United are closing in on Youri Tielemans deal from Aston Villa! Deal at very advanced stages, as @David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC report. Villa accelerated on Johan Manzambi as Tielemans is expected to join #MUFC. 🔜

@dudeetalks Except that be like may 19, June 25, august 8…

Omg! Girl's life after getting married😭😂😂😂

@SashaaBecker I’d hit that so hard whoever pull me out gonna be the next king of England.

Vill du töja ut mig? 😈

@Cantonadevils Carrick

Which of these coach will be the first to get sacked?

@HadleysPOV 🤣🤣🤣Seriously though. 🔥👌🏻

If butts are your thing 😘

@lauriewhitwell @David_Ornstein @MarioCortegana

Man United agree £50m deal to sign Andrey Santos from Chelsea. Midfielder, 22, played 27 Premier League games last season. Capped six times by Brazil but not in World Cup squad. By @David_Ornstein @MarioCortegana ⬇️ #MUFC nytimes.com/athletic/74252…

@UtdForever7 @ManUtd Can we use minus numbers?

🚨🇧🇷 Looks like INEOS have gone all-Brazilian with the midfield rebuild: • Ederson ⏳✅ • Andrey Santos ⏳✅ Rate this midfield overhaul so far from 1-10! 👇💬

@LiamPaulCanning Put the crack pipe down.

Fantastic deal. Will be a top player.

@FabrizioRomano @David_Ornstein FFS

🚨🔴 Andrey Santos to Manchester United, here we go! Deal in place with medical now booked in next 24h for Brazilian midfielder. #MUFC to pay £50m matching price asked by Chelsea plus 10% sell-on clause. Contract until June 2031 to be signed tomorrow — follows @David_Ornstein.

@ammandev A cheat?

He just is… isn’t he?

@FIFAWorldCup Did they though?

Argentina won this match. #FIFAWorldCup

@utdHarryy @Utdtruthful @lauriewhitwell Prolly that Ederson signing. 🤣

@Utdtruthful @lauriewhitwell SIGNIFICANT’ signing next We haven’t even signed a player yet

🚨🎖️| @lauriewhitwell: “I feel like they [Manchester United] probably want to get a SIGNIFICANT signing in as the NEXT. “I don't think they'd really feel comfortable going for a I guess more of a SQUAD player or more of one that they could build with than somebody that they feel could just plug in and play.” #MUFC [TOTD]

@FrankEra_ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Outplayed by Mexico, struggled with DR Congo, but yeah, it’s going home. 🤣

Never been so convinced in my life that it’s coming home. 🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@UTD_Louie Like 4?

🇫🇷 Tchouaméni 🇧🇷 Andrey Santos 🇧🇷 Éderson Rate this midfield rebuild out of 10?

@UnitedStandMUFC @FabrizioRomano

🚨 Éderson is now set for a second medical in the UK with Manchester United. A crucial step before completing the €45m package agreed with Atalanta 40 days ago, still not signed. [@FabrizioRomano]