Laz ☥

Do only good everyday

@pepsi I don’t drink it I drank it

how do you drink Pepsi 🤔

@dom_lucre That’s not true birdo is supposedly a trans. And the bee was black

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: This is currently a massive divide between Conservative and Liberal fans of the new Mario Galaxy Movie. It is being reported that most Democrats dislike the movie while majority of Republicans have been seen praising it. Fan: “The real reason why the Super Mario Galaxy movie has negative reviews: The protagonist is a man. There are no black people. There are no homosexuals. The main romance is heterosexual. If your movie meets these precepts, it will be destroyed by the press.”

I passed my nclex 🚀🚀

@WatcherGuru More for my retirement

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 $2 trillion wiped out from the US stock market this week.

@BillyM2k They are degens like the rest of us lmao. Don't know shit

the chart 24 hours after this article was released

@WatcherGuru Send it all to the ground

JUST IN: Gold crashes under $4,350 Over $1 trillion wiped out from its market cap in three hours.

@dogeofficialceo Good old dumparoo

What pattern is this called?

@AutismCapital @nypost Everyone saying weed is not bad is in active psychosis from smoking everyday

@nypost Give weed to an anxious person. Report back afterwards what happens lmao. They're going to freak out. Before the weed cabal gets upset, not EVERY person. But many people. You've seen it too lol.

Weed is actually 'rarely justified' to treat anxiety or depression, says major scientific review trib.al/jl3W4rs

@DudeWhoInvests how does it not make sense? its been up tremendously

Makes LITERALLY ZERO sense. GOLD the hedge for geopolitical instability is crashing in the face of geopolitical instability. Can’t make this up.

@22introvert i hope you get rich off pondcoin

The Pond ecosystem will buy keys and operate nodes. I’m telling yall $wPond $50b mc

400 dollars a month to fill up your tank if your car gets decent gas mileage and you drive regularly Are we winning yet?

Finally through with school Feels so good man. I did it, I needed that

very science. much truth

Crypto Twitter is either incredibly manic or severely depressed. No in between

@WatcherGuru We don’t deserve a pump yet

JUST IN: $820,000,000,000 wiped out from the US stock market today. $120,000,000,000 wiped out from the crypto market cap.

@BillyM2k “New”

“projects”

@WatcherGuru Give more money to the people not on universal income lmfao

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Type shii

@WatcherGuru type shit

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