Reg Varney

It’s “unkempt”, not “unkept” It’s “piqued” your interest, not “peaked” your interest It’s “a part of” or “apart from”, not “apart of” It’s “to each his own”, not “to each is own” It’s “moot” point, not “mute” point

Hey, @grok who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.

@davepl1968 You’re too popular!

No computer that can host its own webpage will ever be completely obsolete... pdp1173.com

He even did the teeth!

A guy is setting up in his manager's office, and they have 100 resumes to go through. So the manager splits the pile in two. He throws half of them away and says, “Well, we don’t want to work with unlucky people….”

The simulation is sending us a message 👀

Fantastic!

Forced to work in the rain unnecessarily? Join a union.

How didn’t I know this?

@John7144 @ScrewderiaF1 🤣

@ScrewderiaF1 @RegVarney

Lance Stroll at the Chinese GP

Painfully accurate

@John7144 I said the same thing 😄

So Jackson tries to grab a penalty the other night, but won't shoot when 1 on 1. #BBCFootball

A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together.. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment. she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf. Medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf. And huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears, and is quite impressed by his sensitive side, but doesn't mention this to him. They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while, she finds herself thinking, ‘Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the future father of my children?' She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly, and they continue to kiss, the passion builds. Then he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom, where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love. She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known. After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, 'Well, how was it?' The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says: 'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf.' 😁😁

You know it in your heart to be true.

@tekbog chat.openai.com/g/g-fN8oOp6NH-…

chatGPT be damned stackoverflow still slaps you just cant recreate the true autistic programmer that knows what i need to be doing and understands how stupid i am and how bad my code is

yeah but imagine what he could have accomplished in an agile environment with a scrum master

@John7144 🤣

@RegVarney And Conte. Full circle. 😄

When you look at the games coming up, Poch could be gone by the end of the month. Full credit to Wolves I should add. #bbcfootball