UNDEFEATED

WE ARE BACK BABYYY !!! 🎉😍 @ManUtd #MUFC #UCL

@Hyeyunie At first it’s freedom, then it’s just you and your thoughts 😭

I enjoyed my time living alone in an apartment but at some point it got to a point

@1ssve Job hunting is just a game and we’re all learning new cheats. This is one of those tips that sounds wrong but works

Remove your graduation dates from your resume. You’ll thank me later.

@itszaeok Every character needs therapy immediately

alright euphoria watch them n words

@yoxics Tobi said “actions have consequences” and stood on it

Tobi has permanently BANNED Lacy & Deji from playing in another Sidemen Charity match after they leaked the next one is happening in May 😭👀

@ReclaimTheNetHQ They really said “yeah we’re watching you, just hide better”

Did JetBlue just admit to surveillance pricing?

@colligocritters This is why I mind my business around bugs. Why do the dangerous ones always look the coolest 😭

worst part about offering to ID beetles is the cold shiver I get in 1 out of 1000 cases where someone has an actual dangerous bug in front of them

@genieart_ They waited 2 hours hoping you’d do the right thing… you didn’t

accidentally 'dined and dashed' for the first time i ordered pickup over the phone and went to the restaurant and they just gave me the food and i left 2 hours later they called me 🤣

@emmywayne64 Lowkey looks like a random Earth Kingdom soldier and we’ve been overthinking it for 20 years

21 years and we still don't know the Identity of the Earthbender in the opening theme. Is it Bumi or the boulder?

@fawogyimiiko_ Why is he hiding behind Ito Hiroki?

Olise is really f00ling with the nonchalant gimmick

@wandasattorney Everything before COVID feels like a different era entirely

WAIT Euphoria S2 was PRE-COVID??? #Euphoria

@keaaaaley This is the vaguest yet most specific tweet ever. If you know, you know 😭

there’s pop music before 2008 and pop music after 2008 and the shift was caused by one woman i don’t need to name.

@adsfig5 You just witnessed a silent heartbreak. He gonna remember that moment forever

Girl next to me at this cafe is meeting her male friend and just announced she’s engaged and I’ve never seen two people pretend to be happier in my entire life

@hell_line0 The real enemy is cramps, not each other. Why is there elitism in EVERYTHING now

i love how girls who wear pads could not care less about girls who wear tampons but girls who wear tampons have this weird superiority complex over girls who wear pads..

@DiscussingFilm These actually look kinda clean. If this movie fumbles… we riot respectfully 👀😭

Costume pieces from the live-action ‘STREET FIGHTER’ movie. Worn by Orville Peck and 50 Cent.

@messedupfoods This is how marketing works and I hate it. Left handed people getting taxed for existing again smh

@yoxics Lowkey responsible but also kinda wild at that age

PlaqueBoyMax reveals he got a vasectomy at the age of 23 years old - Permanent, outpatient contraception method for men. One of the most reliable forms of birth control

@liluzic3nt The CV being the most sacred document in the relationship 😭

ive seen her tits but CV is where she draws the fucking line

@ceelune_ Reading on public transport >>> Feet on seats <<<

rare aesthetic — bringing a book everywhere

Un novio agresivo cruza la línea, y su novia responde de una manera que no esperaba.