Gary Wayne Fowler

this is the time where everyone gives in a checks out

@fishPointer in bullshit america, midnight oil burns you!

the midnight oil hates to see me coming

@lagz152507 you'll need a rotary converter for 3 phase power

Think my landlord will let me run industrial 220v into my apartment?

@edzitron wait till you hear how the intellectuals define "intellectual property"

what profits

@mutualexclusi0n @RafeGuttman @ruffledsavior lol...not sure you understand the dynamics of that social setting, ut have fun

@ReluctntMilitnt @RafeGuttman @ruffledsavior Don’t worry, unc. Sit back and watch.

@lapislagoons like they threaten to "leak devastating information" and I just start tweeting it out until they get scared and tell me to shut up and then call the cops

ohh noooo the people of the internet void know I’m a real person with real wounds, real insecurities and real experiences oh nooooo

@mutualexclusi0n @RafeGuttman @ruffledsavior wut? why did i do to her? Who is "her?"

@ReluctntMilitnt Gary, why did you do to her? @RafeGuttman @ruffledsavior

@mutualexclusi0n you and me both

I need a gun.

@mutualexclusi0n @RafeGuttman if you're asking about fhe SR-71, its at the Air Force Armament Museum at Eglin, AFB

@ReluctntMilitnt @RafeGuttman That makes two of you.

A real unc dropped into my replies and answered the one question nobody else could.

@mutualexclusi0n @RafeGuttman do yoy mean the SR-71? I took that picture at the Air Force Armament Museum at Eglin Air Force Base Florida

@ReluctntMilitnt @RafeGuttman Gary, is that bird in your header yours?

there is a amazon account that uses my email address. I tried twice to reset it, but the bullshit motherfuckers on the phone lied about it. I ordered all the stuff I got from Amazon through Becky's account.

i'm almost scared to ask why everyone is posting about Gillian Anderson starting today

@Thinkwert no step on snēk

I strongly identify myself as a person with opinions but I don’t have any strong opinions.

van "duh" graff generator

@JackKel19462997 69, 94, AND 99?

I’m the guy who has all the shoes and socks that were left behind at Woodstock.

@DDGSarah trump is quietly eying the inside of his eyelids checking for leaks

Trump is quietly eying Nigeria’s oil.

i have no idea what my IQ is(never been assessed) but I assume anything beyond a narrow range of the mean is problematic

@ryanels the yellow and black handle resets the dipolinulated trafters.

uhm, guys, any suggestions? 🫣