Solovely.sol
8.6K posts




4$ made from creating 6gmail Created like 2 gmail for 1$ each 😂







What Airdrop Projects actually taught us: · Monad = Taught us that the best "Community Contribution" is using a hot girl PFP to farm engagement · EigenLayer = Taught us that "Points" are infinite, but our liquidity is locked forever · Jupiter = Taught us that being a degenerate trader pays better than being a node runner · LayerZero = Taught us to snitch on our neighbors for a $10 bounty · ZkSync = Taught us that "Randomization" is their favorite eligibility criteria · Starknet = Taught us to check our wallet balance before the snapshot (0.005 ETH rule) · Linea = Taught us that we need a Passport, Face Scan, and DNA test to claim tokens · Blast = Taught us that a Ponzi scheme with a nice dashboard is called "Innovation" · Hyperliquid = Taught us to lose $5,000 in trading fees to earn 50 points · Sui = Taught us that "Community Access" actually means "Public Sale" (No Airdrop) · Manta = Taught us that "New Paradigm" just means "Worthless NFTs" · Polyhedra = Taught us to pay $15 gas to bridge a $0.01 NFT · Worldcoin = Taught us that our Retina data is worth exactly $60 · Scroll = Taught us that "Marks" are harder to earn than real money · Zora = Taught us to mint 500 useless JPGs just to look "active" · Debank = Taught us that Social Credit Scores are real and they cost money · Grass = Taught us to sell our IP address for the price of a coffee · Magic Eden = Taught us that "Diamonds" are forever... waiting for TGE · Taiko = Taught us that Galxe quests are a full time job with 0 salary · Orderly = Taught us that "Merits" are just another word for "Exit Liquidity" Did I miss any other lessons ? Drop the project name + what it taught you 👇


















