Barry Mapole

@USMNTOtaku Banks? This is a hope & a prayer. He has made it well known that he has no intention of declaring officially for either country prior to the WC.

My preferred USMNT squad for the 2026 FIFA World Cup. What’s yours?

🚨 BREAKING | ​Larry C. Johnson (US): ​Maduro's driver and bodyguards cooperated with the US in exchange for a $50 million reward. ​Trump refused to pay the reward. Consequently, all those who cooperated did not receive their money.

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REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER FOUND CUT UP AND STUFFED IN SUITCASES IN FLORIDA - Human remains were found inside suitcases over the weekend in Florida, police said. The remains were found at an area known as “the compound” in Palm Bay, Florida. Officers visited the site after someone called to say they saw a suitcase with vultures flying around it. They found another suitcase nearby. Both suitcases contained human remains. Police believe the remains belong to 28-year-old Colie Lee Daniel, a registered sex offender. He was reported missing on March 21.

@BearsPurgatory It’s really our only option in the back. Freeman is fine there as well if needed. Scally doesn’t get it done at the international level. And Ream is old.

This is the best lineup. If we don’t play a 3 back system we very well may get grouped. The best option for the #USMNT🇺🇸 is to play a 3-4-2-1✍️. Pochettino needs to stop tinkering and goofing around and stick to this. I’ve done the work for you, Poch👨‍💻. Use this lineup and we will make some noise. We should compete in this #WorldCup🏆. Anything less is a failure and unforgivable. Side note, I prefer this lineup orientation even though it’s opposite what lineup builder wants. Get over it🤫.

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Kristi Noem's husband as soon as she leaves for work:

@EricKrakauer bArfsten better not be in the squad. That would be a waste of a spot.

My #USMNT 26 player squad (only using players Mauricio Pochettino appears to be considering & 3421/343 formations)

My coworker is divorcing her husband of TWENTY TWO YEARS after finding out he cheated on her for almost three months and everyone keeps asking her if she’s going to throw away their life together bc of three months and she always replies with “I didn’t throw away the life, he did” PREACH BABY PREACH.

This man needs to be arrested, in all honesty.

🚨BREAKING: The CEO of the most valuable private company in history is being sued by his own sister for s*xual abuse. A judge just allowed the case to move forward. Annie Altman filed an amended lawsuit on April 1, 2026 in St. Louis federal court accusing her brother Sam Altman of sexually abusing and raping her between 1997 and 2006. She says the abuse started when she was 3 years old and he was 12. A judge dismissed the original claims because the statute of limitations expired in 2008. But he allowed her to refile under Missouri's Childhood Sexual Abuse law. She did. The case is now active. Sam Altman denied everything. Called it extortion. Filed a defamation countersuit against his own sister based on social media posts she made between 2021 and 2024. His family says she has mental health challenges. Annie posted videos saying she was "touched by older siblings" and that "an almost tech billionaire" molested her. The judge said those statements make it reasonable to infer she meant Sam Altman. This is the same man whose own board of directors fired him in 2023. Former board member Helen Toner said two senior executives came forward with screenshots and documentation. They used the words "psychological abuse." Said he was lying and manipulating people. Said they had no belief he could change. The board fired him secretly because they knew he'd try to undermine them. He came back five days later. Employees were told either Sam comes back or the company dies. This wasn't his first time. The management team at his first startup Loopt went to the board twice asking to fire him for "deceptive and chaotic behavior." He was reportedly pushed out of Y Combinator too. Every safety leader who clashed with him left. Musk. Sutskever. Amodei. When Jan Leike resigned he said "safety culture has taken a backseat to shiny products." OpenAI was forcing departing employees to sign agreements saying if they ever criticize the company they lose all their equity. Millions of dollars. When it leaked Altman said he didn't know. The CEO didn't know what was in his own exit contracts. He asked Scarlett Johansson to voice ChatGPT. She said no. Twice. They made a voice that sounded just like her anyway. Altman tweeted "her" on launch day. She had to hire lawyers to get them to stop. Forbes says he's worth $3.3 billion. The Musk trial starts April 27. His sister's case is now active. His own board fired him for lying. His own executives called it psychological abuse. And this is the guy the world is trusting with AI.

Not gonna happen. The internet is forever. 😂

The California man who broke into a woman’s home and sucked her toes while she slept has been sentenced to 6 years and 8 months in prison

Can’t a girl have hobbies?

BREAKING: President Trump has fired Attorney General Pam Bondi.

@THstraya2017 Congrats on that finally being granted!

My divorce was granted on Tuesday and will be effective in one month and one day which is May 1, 2026. I’m not sad just ready to move on from that chapter of my life.

@usmntonly Kyle Martino showed his ass on the Portugal broadcast when he said that “Cardoso isn’t necessarily better than Berhalter or Roldan.” This guy is a fucking moron who will say whatever to appease his owners at USSF.

“The lack of qualifying has hurt us. There hasn’t been enough meaningful games.” Kyle Martino on the USMNT following the defeat to Portugal.

22-year-old Wisconsin teacher Nadia Horn groomed three 16-year-old boys, buying one a phone so he could send her “really revealing” nude pics on Snapchat. She had full sex with one pupil three times in her apartment and slept with a second teen. Then she invited all three boys round, plied them with wine and let them stay the night. Horn confessed but claimed it “felt mutual” and “I made a mistake”. Now charged with second-degree sexual assault of a child plus multiple counts of child enticement and sexual assault by school staff. Faces up to 40 years behind bars.

@usmnt_historian A 3 backline also takes the correct players at the wingback spot. And Weah isn’t that option as was witnessed in these matches vs Belgium and Portugal.

#USMNT record under Pochettino, based on formation (WDL): 4 in the back: 9-0-9 3 in the back: 5-1-0

@11Yanks There was this former USMNT manager that always pushed for playing UEFA nations *in* Europe 🤔

I really wish we could play these UEFA nations more often. It's almost impossible now because of Nations League but we really need these reality checks more often.