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I hardly see a negative post from the Japanese side of twitter. Hopefully the mentally ill don't poison the well.
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日本からこんにちは😄🇯🇵最近、英語を勉強しています。アメリカ人に質問があります🇺🇸どうしてアメリカ人は人と会った時に「ハウ・アー・ユー？」と言うのですか？なにか特別な言葉なのですか？アメリカ人にそれを言われたら、僕はなんと答えればいいのですか？😵💫
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@delujog No my bad just never understood how you can focus on two eyes at the same time. Also maybe 10% my parents each have one eye working.
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"Why don't you look me in the eyes and say that?"
Best I can do is one of them.
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Lightly tapping the crotch at a funeral to measure his hog
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Me in 40 years if I still haven't learned to forgive.
🏖BlockHead🐬@blockhead4000
Genuinely struggling to conceptualize the type of person who would be so angry at Al Capone in 2026 they would vandalize a headstone
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NEWS🚨: Terra Infinita claims Earth is “infinite", and what we call “the world” is just a small central zone on an Earth far larger than any map you’ve ever seen.
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@dash_r_media I think you just answered my question pretty clearly lol.
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@Researchermrmr How do I know YOU'RE not a demon
For that matter, how do I know if I'M not
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Tucker attempting to convince schizos that they are interacting with demons is pretty funny. What's even the point.
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Will I be able to hold my diarrhea while I sleep? Or will I need to get a new mattress?
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@delujog I imagine the moment that sort of action is revealed, the stocks of defense contractors will freefall?
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I don’t understand why we don’t have a gigantic fleet of cheap drones so we don’t have to use our expensive missiles. How are we so unprepared for modern warfare? Ukraine has been trying to warn us, and we’re still not listening
Clash Report@clashreport
The US is deploying most of its long-range JASSM-ER stealth missiles for the Iran war, pulling them from global stockpiles. Only about 425 remain available worldwide out of 2,300 prewar. These missiles have been heavily used—over 1,000 in the first month—reducing reserves meant for other conflicts. Replacing them could take years. Source: Bloomberg
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@Researchermrmr "But alcohol makes you sleepy and weed makes you fat" just add coke brother.
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Alcohol causes cancer while weed cures it according to "scientists" so it is your duty to get drunk and high
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A top-ranking official in the US government has informed me that I'm annoying, that I'm not a journalist, and that he would rather die that give me a quote.
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@nayibbukele Picking on Germany for not being free instead of America is brave
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Ah, but remember, they live in a “full democracy” and we live in a “dictatorship”.
I’m sure the people who make the freedom and democracy indexes will be updating them immediately.
Globe Eye News@GlobeEyeNews
BREAKING: All young men between the ages of 17 and 45 are now no longer allowed to leave Germany for more than three months without permission.
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@sapphirecyan333 @CoachLilly_ It is my great displeasure that I have to report CoachLilly_ for spam now
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Consistency really pays off. After months of learning, staying disciplined and trusting the process in crypto, I finally bought my dream car. Big appreciation to @CoachLilly_ for the real guidance. If you’re serious about crypto trading tap in with her. @CoachLilly_
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