Ta-Nehisi Ted

@KyleKulinski They were downplaying pedophilia and will do it again when it can no longer be used to smear Trump: latimes.com/opinion/story/…

@KyleKulinski Reminder democrats were going to add “P” to the LGBTs until they thought there was a way to use it against Trump.

Sorry, we’re not doing this when every Republican is a pedophile a rapist and a child murderer. It could be 300 women. Don’t care.

@kevinmyoung Congrats on your hypothetical. Must mean you’re the good guys.

In an election where: 🔴 Satan (R) 🔵 Jesus (D) Republicans would invent a reason to support the Prince of Darkness.

Curious fact: a civilization 2000 light years away looking at earth today would see the Roman empire. Time doesn’t exist how we think it does.

@lindenclutch16 ??

When Trump gets the karma he deserves

@SteveOnSpeed Hah who else you got?! Newsom? AOC? Your candidates suck!

I don’t usually talk politics, but I’ll say this. Trump was a VERY beatable candidate. The problem is Democrats picked the stupidest choice they had, and they lost. Learn to run a decent candidate and idiots like Trump won’t win. That is all. Enjoy your Friday.

@Timcast “Watch me make myself increasingly less attractive both visually and auditorily.”

is there anything worse than videos where women are applying make up while doing commentary

@evitaduffy_1 @thedailybeast Imagine having this be your default reaction to a newborn. Congrats to you both!

Terminal case of Trump Derangement Syndrome over at @thedailybeast today… Anyways, here’s Rosita and I this afternoon 🌸☀️

Rough year for Canada — they lose the hockey gold medal to the US and still haven’t won the Stanley Cup since 1993. Wait until Alberta secedes and we take that province and all their oil too.

@elonmusk It’s pretty friggin rapid

RUD (rapid unscheduled disassembly) events are not unusual in the rocket world

@GavinNewsom When you simply view politicians as actors, you stop being offended by retarded statements like this.

MAGA literally canceled an election to wipe out a Black district. This is Jim Crow 2.0. Don’t stay silent.

@Nithya_Shrii Once had a date tell me this.

Am I the only one who thinks that no guest in my home should be going in or be anywhere near my bedroom.

@senatorshoshana @mkhammer This is precisely what that famous Grateful Dead song is about.

Every morning the Mountain Dew truck delivers morning dew to the canyons Nature is bbeautiful

@RealRockChuck @MattWalshBlog I get it but it’s an overtly political organization, a memorial for an overtly political person.

@RestOfTed @MattWalshBlog It was the overt political speeches I'm referring to. I'm a flag waving dork, and even I thought, "Geez, guys, let's turn it down a bit... it's a memorial..."

If I was in charge of the America 250 concert I would do something radical and simply go out and find artists who play great music and hire them even if they aren’t famous. Prioritize artistic quality over name recognition. A novel approach for conservatives but worth a try.

@RealRockChuck @MattWalshBlog I thought TPUSA did a good job at bringing in independent artists for the memorial. Now the Super Bowl show, that was a different story - a disaster in my opinion.

@MattWalshBlog I think they damaged themselves when they went over-the-top political with Charlie's memorial. I would argue most middle of the road artists are a little reluctant to sign on for fear of it turning into a soapbox, rather than simple patriotism.

@Bob01010101_01 @JeffBezos

@RestOfTed @JeffBezos Naah. Looks like Somalia…

All personnel are accounted for and safe. It’s too early to know the root cause but we’re already working to find it. Very rough day, but we’ll rebuild whatever needs rebuilding and get back to flying. It’s worth it.

@WesternLensman @redsteeze Two very serious people talking about very serious things.

Long-time propagandists Katie Couric and Jim Acosta say they are very concerned that CNN and CBS News are about to become propaganda outlets. Hysterical stuff.

@spencerpratt @JessicaVaugn Isn’t that the title of Kimmel’s show?

This is my parents’ house. This is why I’m running. This is coming for your home. It’s coming for your industry. If not by fire, then by blight, addicts, fraud, and the slow rot created by corrupt politicians like Karen Bass. Wake up and VOTE.

@TMSTRS_ @MattWalshBlog What about a polite child versus a poorly trained dog? Your analogy sucks

@MattWalshBlog As a paying customer, I’d rather sit next to someone with a well trained dog than sit next to someone with 3 kids who won’t STFU or don’t know how to act in public. This isn’t controversial at all Matt.

People act like there are children just running wild everywhere they go. It's totally delusional. We've constructed this whole narrative where every public space is overridden by tantruming children and it's just not even remotely true at all. You are far, far more likely to be disrupted in your day to day life by rude adults than misbehaving children.