The Retarded Investor

@zerohedge Yeah! My AI Stocks will go higher!! Who cares about Gas prices when your Semiconductor stocks go much better!!

With one hour to go until the close and stocks at lows, Trump does the thing and says that at the request of Qatar, UAE and Saudi Arabia he was asked to “hold off on our planned Military attack of the Islamic Republic of Iran, which was scheduled for tomorrow, in that serious negotiations are now taking place, and that, in their opinion, as Great Leaders and Allies, a Deal will be made” I have been asked by the Emir of Qatar, Tamim bin Hamad Al Thani, the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia, Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud, and the President of the United Arab Emirates, Mohamed bin Zayed Al Nahyan, to hold off on our planned Military attack of the Islamic Republic of Iran, which was scheduled for tomorrow, in that serious negotiations are now taking place, and that, in their opinion, as Great Leaders and Allies, a Deal will be made, which will be very acceptable to the United States of America, as well as all Countries in the Middle East, and beyond. This Deal will include, importantly, NO NUCLEAR WEAPONS FOR IRAN! Based on my respect for the above mentioned Leaders, I have instructed Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth, The Chairman of The Joint Chiefs of Staff, General Daniel Caine, and The United States Military, that we will NOT be doing the scheduled attack of Iran tomorrow, but have further instructed them to be prepared to go forward with a full, large scale assault of Iran, on a moment’s notice, in the event that an acceptable Deal is not reached. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

@paxtrader777 I don't know, but it's most likely bullish for NASDAQ

What does the world look like if bonds have a 9 handle??!!

@zerohedge Does this mean Elon must give SpaceX Sam?

JURY RULES AGAINST ELON MUSK IN COURT BATTLE AGAINST SAM ALTMAN, OPENAI Musk reportedly waited too long to file lawsuit

@HFI_Research Everyone knows this is the best time to buy #SOXL, right before the war resumes!

Starting to think this will happen.

@MacroEdgeRes So we shouldn't believe and spread Iranian Propaganda? But it was BULLISH for Semiconductors and AI! 😭😭😭

US reportedly will not lift Iran oil sanctions - CNBC Reporter #MacroEdge

@Hedgeye I think this is Bullish for AI & Semiconductors because AI is not stocks and AI is the future.

Stocks and bond volatility have the strongest negative correlation since 2020

@zerohedge Does this mean now is a great time to buy, Mr. Trump?

Trump with the longest sentence of the day

@__CarmenQ493 Where in the UK was this filmed?

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@zerohedge Mr Trump give Iran what they want so Semi & AI Stock go more up

SENIOR IRANIAN SOURCE SAYS US HAS SHOWN FLEXIBILITY IN ONGOING DISCUSSIONS, INCLUDING OVER LIMITS TO IRAN'S NUCLEAR WORK: REUTERS IRAN'S REVISED PROPOSAL DEMANDS PERMANENT END TO WAR AND LIFTING SANCTIONS, ALONGSIDE REOPENING STRAIT OF HORMUZ: REUTERS

@zerohedge Iran say Trump make deal. War over. Buy Semi stock make monies.

The Question This Week Is "Does Trump Go Back To The Well On Bombing Iran?" zerohedge.com/markets/questi…

@RadioGenoa I know that long hair person. His name is Greg. Greg dress like lady.

Liberal German women are having fun with asylum seekers.

@TradingThomas3 Trump say Iran make deal. I buy AI stocks. Trump my financial advisor. I make money.

Futures just turned green 😂

@TreyYingst The clock on my wall goes tick, tick, tick. It moves round and round. I buy semi stocks on Friday because Trump say $INTC go big. Money good.

"The clock is ticking," President Trump warned the Iranian regime. Reports indicate Iran has submitted an updated response to the U.S. proposal to end the war.

@LaurenWitzkeDE He should have used black shopping bags. White shopping bags are racist. Everyone knows this. This is why those men hit him.

They kicked the random white man in the face while saying “black lives matter.” None of them got prison time.

@prestonstew_ I believe the Iranian regime because stocks are green and money is green. I like money.

Iranian Tasnim news says the US has agreed to lift sanctions on Iran's oil during the ongoing negotiations. This has not been verified by the US side.

@InsiderWire Cite an American source or people will block you for proliferating fake, market manipulating stories.

@Faytuks FUD. Blocked.

Israel and the US are engaged in intense preparations for the possible resumption of attacks against Iran as early as this week, according to Middle Eastern officials -NYT

@Hedgeye Bullish for semiconductors and Ai

🇯🇵 Japan’s 30-year yield makes a new all-time high

@RadioGenoa Leftists: we need more of this

In Florence, he steals tourists' money intended for Italian hospitals.

@visegrad24 Is this a white Italian man?

The perpetrator of yesterday’s car-ramming and stabbing attack in Modena, Salim El Koudri, has told investigators why he carried out the attack: “I’m harassed, marginalized and I live in a racist country” 🇮🇹🇲🇦