Romy

my dad is cooler than yours. he flew on the Concorde

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I haven’t used Claude fable 5, mostly because I’m beginning to run out of questions to ask

One time when I was a child I said “this is the worst thing ever” to my dad and he sat me down and said “no it’s not, imagine being born without limbs and with a crack addiction”

@jmkettle Iconic

I would like to have a word...

I left my city for San Francisco And I'm writing from the Golden Gate Bridge But it's not going as I planned I took a free ride off a billionaire and brought my typewriter And promised myself that I would stay, but It's just not going the way that I thought It's not that I feel different, and I don't mind that it's not hot It's just that I belong to no one, which means there's only one place for me The city not quite awake, the city not quite asleep The city that's still deciding how good it can be

Can’t imagine anything dumber than waiting in a long line for a Photo Booth

Two seconds after I took this photo an SUV collided with a man on a citi bike who ran a red light and he had a seizure on the ground. Surely not a bad omen

Last night I was referred to as “the Chinese ai”

Heart rate so high I feel like a rabbit

I had a dream last night where I criticized rationalists pretty harshly but i don’t remember on what basis or why

@WillyBWrangler I mean it’s a great collection so

Lmao just had a girl ask for my number in the bar bathroom line bc of this

I was a victim of psychological warfare at the 5th ave edikted store

@LustralBasin It’s a precious little baby drink that looks like this

@Return2Order What is a snap pea martini

Drunk and sleepy off snap pea martinis

Sarah runs to feel the burning in her lungs

sun valley profile in vanity fair 1994

Growing up in New Jersey means that as a child u thought that the ethnic majority of the US is Italian and Irish

Was told tonightI have a distinctive stare and a perpetual smirk #sorry

I think if Herman Melville knew that Brandy Melville was named after him he would have a good laugh abt it