Williamsburg Wrangler

Gc was talking ab how excited they were for Christopher Nolan’s Odyssey and I left that shit so fast

Won’t be done driving home until midnight and I have to wake up tomorrow to go to my cushy office job where they feed me and I have zero oversight #TheUnhappySufferer

@1hilltracker 3 weeks in the gym it all comes back

I have lost so much muscle in 3 months from not going to the gym. I’m going to be so cooked on my hike out west next month

@KnausgaardFacts I had no interest in reading this bc of the whole footnotes thing but this post convinced me. Thanks!

after no ending to a single plot line, 14 million slurs, not a single fully developed female character and unfortunate depictions of at least 15 minority groups, i’ve finished the “greatest book” of contemporary literature

@slimeinterface Feelt that

@Return2Order I’m only on the second story and it is one of the worst (best) things I have ever read. I had to put the book down and cringe at multiple point

@WillyBWrangler I mean it’s a great collection so

Lmao just had a girl ask for my number in the bar bathroom line bc of this

@0bNARA You too!

@WillyBWrangler fair enough have a nice day

Currently very “Incel lit on a very tiny ereader that attaches to the back of my phone” pilled

Contrary to popular belief I actually sent out 0 text messages between the hours of 5pm and midnight yesterday

@0bNARA I’m reading it therefore it is

@WillyBWrangler this isn’t incel lit

@2cashtracker Wow

Hey you. Yea you. The girl with 10 followers that keeps liking my tweets. The DM button is on the top right of my profile right next to the follow button. But I support your right to choose

@setche382 Maybe I should buy a couple spares and treat it like a harbor freight tool

@WillyBWrangler sat on my xteink and it stopped working ritual sacrifice

Hi it’s me, WW, ur local DSA chapter chairwoman

@PenthousePleb Performative? Apparently we didn’t hang out enough last time you were in the city #nopussygetter

@WillyBWrangler Is this performative incellarping…. Truly innovation that excites

@pitseleh_69 Xteink X4

@WillyBWrangler what model is this

@skooookum @1cashtracker Don’t blow up spot

All patriots please follow @1cashtracker…

@suburbanfraud E ink display, no eye strain

@WillyBWrangler Are you aware that your phone is already a very tiny ereader? Just checking

@marygaitspill I had a mutual on here tell me to read it and it was a good suggestion. If you want a preview the first short story is called the Feminist and it’s online

@WillyBWrangler Oh trade told me to read this

Instead of integrating my anima I just start saying stuff I would post on twitter irl

@funplings I’m a huge fan of waifish women so this kinda reads as some gay pedo stuff to me

little blonde waif in front of me at the bus stop keeps running up and jumping and then twerking in front of his parents and theyre so pleased w him

@essens_alt Xteink X4. Get X3 if you don’t have a max. Like 70 bucks delivered from China