Damina Reuben

@sukoluhle0101 @BRICSinfo Dey dia dey speak English Mumu

@BRICSinfo Blocking an international waterway is a clear violation of maritime law. Calling it 'piracy' isn't an exaggeration it’s a description of the act

JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇺🇸 Iran accuses the US of committing "piracy" by blocking the Strait of Hormuz.

@nafiumohammad She no no say na 3k dols oo Mumu girl😂😂😅

I went to the bank earlier today and ran into someone I hadn’t seen since my ABU days. She was there to fix her account and asked what I came for. I told her I wanted to withdraw some money. She looked surprised, “People still come to banks to withdraw cash these days?” She asked how much, and I said, “Just 3k.” She was shocked, “3k? You don’t have a card?” I said no. “What about transfer to POS?” I told her that one skipped me too. She finished before me and came to wait at the counter while we caught up. Eventually, the cashier handed me my 3k… in a white envelope. She laughed, “Just 3k and they put it in an envelope?” I said, “Well, it’s Friday tomorrow… maybe they’re in a good mood.” Some people can't just get it at all. And I even teased her by asking her to drop me off at my place since she came with a car so that I don't have to spend my small 3k on TP.😂 — Muhammad Bello Buhari

@AnaEscobarShow @SecRubio You are so fucking dump!!

@SecRubio So why haven’t you arrested Netanyahus son who lives in Miami lol

Until recently, Hamideh Soleimani Afshar and her daughter were green card holders living lavishly in the United States. Afshar is the niece of deceased Iranian Major General Qasem Soleimani. She is also an outspoken supporter of the Iranian regime who celebrated attacks on Americans and referred to our country as the "Great Satan." This week, I terminated both Afshar and her daughter's legal status and they are now in ICE custody, pending removal from the United States. The Trump Administration will not allow our country to become a home for foreign nationals who support anti-American terrorist regimes.

@onu_slim And they still wants to borrow 5billion dollars from China. If they explain Nigeria for you and you understand eh, you are not well o

Nigeria is making billions in excess oil revenue from the Iran war. The citizens who produce that oil are paying N1,320 per litre for fuel. The government benchmarked the budget at $64.85 per barrel. Oil is at $110. That gap is not small it is somebody’s lifestyle. Where is the money???? Who has it???? What is it being used for???? We deserve an answer. We will probably not get one.

@bethTmufc What did you smoke? Luke Show??? How???

Luke Shaw not being called up is ridiculous. There seems to be a strange narrative surrounding him, but when he’s fit, he’s a top quality footballer who absolutely deserves to be on that plane.

@SkyFootball It's Garnacho

Chelsea have reportedly been hit by another team news leak ahead of tonight’s Champions League clash with Paris Saint-Germain 😳 The club declined to comment when approached by Sky Sports News.

@JustKingss It will definitely do

Can 10M naira change your life?

@Bigwavee00 Na "God Abeg" level I dey o

What category are you in?🤣 Wealthy: above ₦2B Filthy rich: ₦800m - ₦2B Rich: ₦200m - ₦800m Comfortable: ₦50m - ₦200m Okay: ₦5m - ₦50m We thank God: ₦500k - ₦5m God dey: ₦150k - ₦500k E no easy: ₦30k - ₦150k Chai: ₦10k - ₦30k Sapa: ₦2k - ₦10k Shege: below ₦2k

@vanguardngrnews Leave your car for house and carry Uba.

Comedian Acapella decries ‘exploitative’ N25k-per-night airport parking charge vanguardngr.com/2026/03/comedi…

@ruffydfire Please, say same about your president. I dare you.

Trump Delusion syndrome

@sowore Happy birthday senior Man

A Note to Self at 55. Today, I turn 55. At 55, I don’t just count years. I count lessons, battles survived, victories earned, and purpose renewed. And to everyone else born on this day. Happy Birthday to you too!

@Arsenal They will also draw Wolves too 😅😅😅

Goal for Brentford - scored by Lewis-Potter 🔴 1-1 🔵 (71)

@stats_feed Gladly!!!

Would you sell 10 years of your life for a billion dollars?

“Lord, calm my mind, quiet my heart, and fill me with Your peace. Take away my fear and anxiety, and help me trust You completely. Amen.”

@clubsoccergame Since I don't control what happened during a match, I suggest that the match speed should be faster than what we presently have in the game. Overall, this is a fantastic game to play.

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@ABUJAPLUG Word!!!!

In Abuja, if you can solve accommodation problem, you've solved about 50% of all your problems.

@MasterBolaji Prison Break, new season loading 😅😅😅😅

Malami has met his bail conditions but has refused to leave Kuje Prison over fears of being rearrested by the DSS in connection with alleged terrorism financing. Does this suggest that the EFCC is softer than the DSS?

@ManUtd We are shiiite

Focused 🫡

@PereEgbi ITK dey worry u

@PereEgbi This one na Arsenal fan I swear. So allergic to winning trophies. How can you bench your star contributors just because of speculations? People dump sha oo