Rhyce Mason

What’s the best chemical to spray stinging nettle with to kill the root system as-well. There’s just patches around chicken sheds.

@JamieNicolaou I’ve seen it done

When you’re cleaning the cupboards in your bathroom and you remove the S-Bend to check it’s clean….you then reach over the vanity to tip water from said S-Bend into sink…..farken dope!! 🤦🏻‍♂️

@DigbyStretch @james_ag_ @Agrivetbusiness @EmCharlotteAnn @consettfarming @Tedthekelpie I’m fairly sure my grandad did that when he and nanna drenched with a measuring cup and a funnel. They would of been so happy when the single shot drench gun was invented.

@james_ag_ @Agrivetbusiness @EmCharlotteAnn @consettfarming @Tedthekelpie Used to hold a small piece of raffle in left hand when no race was available and had to drench in a small pen. Should have patented😂😂

Just back from a fascinating presentation on this revolutionary product. Contact me if you’d like any info and I’ll happily give you my bullet point take home messages.

@EmCharlotteAnn I watched that for a fair while before I realised it was only a second long. They ran out quick though😂😂

Last mob trucked to the winter grazing allocation. 👌🏼 A little shuffle shuffle to do tomorrow to fine tune the grass to mouths ratio and then it’s time for… LAMBIES! 😍

@terossa20 @Johnpascoe10 @burgess_ag Cheer’s 🥃

@Rhyce327 @Johnpascoe10 @burgess_ag start with salt, free choice. Then us a complete mineral for sheep. More than likely Cobalt is missing. No not B12, actual Cobalt. That is your best starting point.

New Breed of Sheep “Dohne-Alas” cross between Dohne 🐑 and 🐨

@Johnpascoe10 @burgess_ag I remember reading in a Pat Colby book that sheep eat the bark off trees if their lacking in something. She said what it was but I can’t remember. Do you know which mineral?

@burgess_ag They need minerals if they’re eating bark… they’ll kill those trees in a few weeks….just more jobs!!

@tofar1 I just thought they were not indicating. I better take back all the rude words I’ve been using under my breath.

My monthly whinge. Has anyone else noticed that damn indicators on new cars are getting harder to see on roundabouts. Big cars are ok but the newer small cars suck.

@burgess_ag There should be another Monday coming up just after Sunday 🤦‍♂️

Honestly this week can go Fark itself .. can we have Monday again and start from scratch

@fasc1nate They didn’t have aircon 🥵

@burgess_ag @mdfowler100 That would be the safest car for them🤦‍♂️🏎

@mdfowler100 300 series Cruiser with all the fruit mate 😉😂

What is the standard these days with farming kids and their first cars? In my day, we worked hard on the farm every holiday and didn’t get paid a cent. But then the farm bought us a reasonable first car. But my kids have been paid a good hourly rate for every minute 🤷‍♂️#asktwitter

@AaronKinKin1 @AdamCoffeyNT So ,,, do you just let them bite you🤦‍♂️

@AdamCoffeyNT I never run from snakes..other than the taipan, brown, roughscale..and a particularly grumpy death adder that chased me once.

Trod on a brown this morning in the long grass. Or maybe it was a taipan I’m not sure. Always cracks me up when they say if you come across a snake just stay still or back away slowly 😂

@HoolyMcg Have you seen any bush chooks 🍻

Shithouse pics. But. First bush Turkey iv seen in 35 years around here

@ipaddockapps 8 tonne on the ground. Someone effd up. 800 tonne on the ground and everyone presumes you did it on purpose. Morel to the story is just keep augering until the truck disappears 😂😂

If you were ever curious what an 800t stack of wheat looks like

The snake is long gone but I still had to change my jocks😬

@SuprFlyyy @engineers_feed Did the bike survive ok 😀🙄🤦‍♂️😂😂

@engineers_feed Six figures worth of multiple surgeries, rehab, and one replacement superbike later I am even less trusting of other drivers. Thank goodness for insurance. Tuck and roll.

What’s the most expensive thing you’ve broken?

The enormous power of floodwater.

@Johnpascoe10 I was probably only waiting for half an hour so the cab stayed warm. I got to the top of the hill just south of the koji airstrip. So close

@Rhyce327 that must have been cold...where were you?

2013 hilux goes 72.4 km on the fuel light. 10:30 on a Sunday night with a 3 and a 4 year old asleep in the back seat probably wasn’t the best time to do that experiment 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

@operaterjackson @ReasorSharp @engineers_feed Me too

@ReasorSharp @engineers_feed I live mine. I literally have a tan line from wearing it so much 💀

What's the most useless thing you've ever bought?

@natureisbruta1 @howstuff_works You would want to stay in the Ute to take that video 😬