Richard “Ringo” Starkey

Yoshida tonight: 0/2, 2BB Abreu tonight: 0/4, 1K Can someone put this fat retard back in the locker he came from?

@WiredForSound__ Italy curse continues

Absolute cinema

Annually one of my favorite reads. The best

Trying to figure out instrument arrivals and departures as well as route flying in general is like trying to solve the worst fucking puzzle of all time. Like wtf do you mean bro

@elliotmellinger Opinions are still viable to being incorrecf. Also im a tride and true hater, and asshole.

Player I like the most on each team from my lifetime

@elliotmellinger @jaylombardi87 Jesus Christ I was 7 but I idolized him bc of little big league (still do)

@RichStarkey__ @jaylombardi87 I never watched him I was 4 when he retired

Former long-distance ex wife moved to my city today, likely bc the guy she started dating 6 months after lives here! After saying “the distance was too much” or whatever. Hope she hates it here and her yuppie ass gets thrown through the wringer. Go to hell you wretched cunt!

@elliotmellinger @jaylombardi87 Randy fucking Johnson dude

@jaylombardi87 Don’t really care for the dbacks much

@elliotmellinger Phillies Harper come on Elliot

@6beerdinner Try 9 beers then we’re there

Going to the local shit hole bar and soloing 3 beers and a pizza is what ur supposed to do at 23

@PowerstrokeChad Cheers brother!

Room is all packed and tomorrow is the last day I will ever wear this again. Short one enlistment “career” but I have made so many incredible friends and memories that I will cherish forever. Nervous and excited all in once but something deep in me wants to stay. I don’t want -

Mason Miller using Korn’s Blind as his entrance song into the 9th inning int is so unbelievably bad ass

Red Sox win let’s gooooo

@ArbyThesis Oh shit happy birthday Jules

Oh my goodness if I’m Paul Skenes I’m putting ONeil Cruz in a locked

Baseball is so back. Opening day is truly one of my personal holidays all year, the second the season ends I look forward to today all year. No greater sport. Baseball is a marathon, 162 games, 7 months, and I love every bit of it. If you don’t, or think it’s boring, idc. Go Sox.

Happy New Year to all the beautiful people on Baseball Twitter. I can’t wait to get into the nerdiest arguments with you over the next 7 months. I look forward to celebrating my team’s wins, reveling in my haters’ losses, gossiping about all the drama, and watching ding dongs.

Another great follow up to this

Not even trying #shrink