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The heat is comin' down and I'm not laughin'

In Your Phone Katılım Nisan 2009
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My television roles include “Fleeing Suspect” on Season 3 of Cops and “Jubilant Non Father” on Season 7 of the Maury Povich Show.
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Applebee's should microwave the food right at your table like a Benihana.
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Me: I’d like calf definition. Trainer: Sure. It’s term for young animal offspring commonly used for bovine species and whales.
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Cowboys are complaining that it now costs over $45 to fill up their hats.
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Mom: Remember Linda Robinson? Me: Who? Mom: She was the teller at the bank on Eastline. She used to give you suckers. Me: Mom, I was 3 when we lived there. Mom: Anyway, she died.
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𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀.
My mom answers the phone like she's in the middle of defusing a bomb
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To be fair, I never received the Obama Phone or the Biden Phone I ordered either.
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This is a difficult day for me. My Mom left for cigarettes before I was born & never came back.
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Happy Mother’s Day to the lady who licked her thumb to wipe Go-Gurt off your chin.
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“Shrinkflation,” I sheepishly explain emerging from a cold pool.
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Any day now
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Send me your cell #. I’ll give you a call when my Trump Phone arrives.
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Three dollars to fill your World Cup
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Cruise passengers in the 70s never got hanta despite contact with a Gopher because Dr. Bricker would put Isaacmectin on their Stubing.
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Andes hantavirus? Why don’t they stick to making those little rectangular mints?
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Cheerleaders: We’ve got spirit/Yes we do/We’ve got spirit/How bout you? Airline industry:
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RIP Spirit Airlines (1992-2026) You proved that “fight or flight” is not an either/or decision.
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Spirit Airlines ghosted me. Not a soul at the counter. Customer service line dead. Well played!
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