Rick Aaron

My television roles include “Fleeing Suspect” on Season 3 of Cops and “Jubilant Non Father” on Season 7 of the Maury Povich Show.

Kinda weird how Flock of Seagulls sang about Iran being so far away when it's actually fairly close to England from the perspective of a North American.

The Grim Reaper visited Chuck Norris Thursday morning. The Reaper’s funeral will be 10 am Tuesday followed by a graveside service for family & close friends.

Went to a sports bar for the Duke game to watch Boozers take shots where boozers take shots

Coming to the UFC octagon it’s Jake, Taylor Frankie & Senator Rand vs. Logan, Chris & Representative Ron in the PAUL BRAWL TO END IT ALL

I'm sorry to hear your uncle was run over by a boat in Venice. My gondolences.

Dear Bachelorette, Will you accept this Prozac? 💊

After much reflection I have decided to remove all the mirrors in my house. I can’t see myself having them anymore.

Can’t. Busy clearing the Strait of Hormuz.

I’m extremely lazy and irresponsible. Somebody should really do something about that!

In 1986 a gallon of gas was .95, a cart of groceries was $50 and a Vinnie Vincent album was $7.99 Now gas is $3.89, those same groceries are $200 and Vinnie’s new album is $2,000,000

Vinnie Vincent Inflation

I’m considering rides in autonomous electric cars because gas costs Waymo than it did a week ago.

Over the next two weeks it’s gonna be easier to get through the Strait of Hormuz than the East Region.

Leprechauns are just Santa's elves who got fired for drinking on the job

I just paid $3.69 for regular unleaded and I was not Hormuzed.

The second Friday the 13th in a row is called a deja voorhees.

Most people don’t know that the yellow M&M does the voice of J.K. Simmons.

Steak AND Ben & Jerry’s on the same day?!? Man y’all WILD!

Watching college hoops on the couch for a solid month. At the end one team has a trophy & I have atrophy.

People singing happy birthday to you feels like a real life unskippable ad