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MJ (👺)
@RippedCock
🌳Friend HAVER🌳 63yo, 5ft4in, Pe/Nis. THE REVILED CURSE THAT DEFINED OUR AGE.
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@SpartanJoe7 @MarvelRivals Dang bro you play exclusively fart box heroes?
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@MarvelRivals PLEASE DON'T REWORK SCARLET WITCH!!
I just got my main deleted (Black Widow), and don't want to lose another one.
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Can you feel the corruption in the code? 🤖
"For Pietro!" - The Ultron Virus has breached Avengers Tower, corrupting F.R.I.D.A.Y. and unleashing a relentless swarm of sentries upon our heroes!
Assemble as the Avengers in Chapter 2 of Path to Doomsday, our brand-new PvE mode featuring exclusive cinematics, story-driven battles, and re-recorded movie homage dialogue!
Will you purge the virus or join the hive mind?
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@griffraff97 I can do thay too its just that I would die a lot sooner
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A fucking australopithecus could have done a better job
PNWGUERRILLA@pnwguerrilla
Found this schematic on google and just loosely copied it. (Forgot to account for the overhang of the table, whoops) Even with the imperfections, Africans could never. And no i am not done yet, needs sanded and painted.
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@griffraff97 My favorite part about the one we had was how I felt like I vould break it over my knee
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I used one of these maybe three or four times and everything on it broke and exploded so it went to the landfill. Complete waste of resources
BowTiedBroke@BowTiedBroke
I went and did it. I bought an electric mower…and I absolutely HATE it. I already miss the smell of the gas. This thing bogs down & shuts off at even a little bit of high grass. It won’t slice up a pine cone and kick it out the side like my gas mower. The cut is extremely uneven. Sometimes I used to edge the parking area and instead of grabbing my gas powered Stihl blower, I’d just run my gas powered mower over the edged grass on the concrete and it’d suck it right up and give me a clean sidewalk. Not this Electric mower. No, it doesn’t even have enough power to move the clippings off the concrete. Worst $700 I’ve ever spent. (Now the EZ-Go edger/weedeater combo..that thing is a beast)
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@MarvelRivals Re buff Ultron or give him a legendary skin or ill come to your dev HQ and shit in the coffee maker you ugly fucking nerds.
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The curtains rise, the runway lights shine - VAN DYNE COUTURE is coming to Marvel Rivals! 💫
Welcome to the high-fashion runway, where timeless elegance takes over the battlefield. Dive in for Magneto's Magnetic Vintage costume, or upgrade to Premium to grab even more - including Adam Warlock's Tailored Perfection, Invisible Woman's Baxter Building Beauty, and exclusive commemorative collectibles like a signature Nameplate.
The event runs from July 16th, 2 AM PT - August 13th, 2 AM PT. Purchase Premium to retain access until all rewards are claimed!
Dress to kill. Own the runway. And fight in VAN DYNE COUTURE!
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@MarvelRivals Tk what bro just remove ultron from the game atp. Yall are quite literally too stupid to figure out how to balance him.
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New changes, same battlefield. Hero balances are here to spice things up! ⚖️
Explore all the latest changes arriving with Balance Post 20260711 of Marvel Rivals.
Check out all the latest hero balances now >>marvelrivals.com/balancepost/20…
Adapt, react, and rule them all.
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@RippedCock That’s fine by me she can do what she wants
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Anne Hathaway do you want to grab a refreshing Diet Coke with me sometime?
Christopher Nolan Archives@NolanAnalyst
Anne Hathaway at THE ODYSSEY premiere in Paris.
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Reindustrialize America sponsored by modelo
ham mike@griffraff97
I’m going to drink 75 beers and work late
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@griffraff97 See I probably would've been able to identify that if I hadn't dropped out of nursing school.
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Me: let me show you this Led Zeppelin song. I loved it growing up.
My wife who hasn't listened to them before: ok
Robert Plant: *singing* "Jimmy and I love having sex with minors. predatory sex is the only kind that I like"
Me: well gee I dont remember it being like this...
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@ArmorofIre I just google what I want to eat and then do what the thing tells me. Most people say its fake and I dont know how to cook but I prefer saying that im like Kakashi the Copycat ninja but im the Copycat chef (it goes harder than admitting im a fraud)
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Mom, grandma, chosen brother. My (evil) mom made it fun, my grandma (evil) taught me to express affection through service, and my brother is a classically trained chef. He doesn’t work in kitchens anymore though :/
kaizen@kumxem
Men who can cook... who taught you?
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@griffraff97 Oh but when I fall asleep on the zero turn ive "had too much to drink" or im "suffering congestive heart failure"
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