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@dolaneee3 @mossyseals I read somewhere that they can match the average human running speed. Not sure what the max speed on land would be though

@mossyseals im honestly surprised by how fast he walked over

no sleeping on the job!!!!

Melon partayyyyy

@turbomander Yea

would u stay up all night on pictochat with a little pillbug

Physically attacking people who flash the peace sign to see if they’re really pacifists

@DiscussingFish Darth Cha R'lie Kirk when?

Charlie Kirk has an acknowledgment in the credits of ‘THE MANDALORIAN & GROGU’. Before his passing, Charlie reportedly met Dave Filoni and told him he was a 'STAR WARS' fan. (Source: vandal.elespanol.com/random/jon-fav…)

@Ryandally08 We need to bring back the death penalty

#BREAKING A recently arrived Iranian born man had found it difficult to "adjust" to Australian women's "revealing garments" before sexually assaulting a woman on Sydney's Anzac Bridge. Amir Mohebbifar, 27, approached a 19 year old woman near the Anzac Bridge in Pyrmont, greeting her before pushing her into nearby bushes and violently sexually attacking her. During sentencing, his defence claimed he had struggled to adjust to Australian culture, specifically mentioning women's "revealing garments” He was sentenced in the NSW District Court to a six year jail term with a non parole period of three years and nine months. Diversity is our strength.

@Catsillyness Literally me. I can barely afford food

@messedupfoods Too expensive

@horrifichymns Conquest would be chill

truly depends on what season homelander it is when people ask this

@_TK_555555 The Deep could solo

Son😭😭😭

why did she do this

animals only: reply and say what you are

@seal_rescue Bro sounds like a TIE fighter

#tbt Chatterbox Coal 😂

@shitpost_2049 Notice what he isn't destroying

@dictator_jii You can be a criminal with no record if you've never been caught/charged

@zerotoinherit @wanted4mogging Evil because he was evil

@wanted4mogging evil because he's black

i keep forgetting gеоrge flоyd was actually an evil real life person and not some ai brain rot character

@turbomander @eggfromabird Sledgehammer

@eggfromabird how would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from The Machine filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana

putting my penis in The Machine