RJWaters2 and the Tweets

@HassassiniAC the gif of Mario 64 just walking up to the castle entrance, gameplaywise

A quick lil AC Revelations parkour clip cuz why not

@electrolemon Dishwarsher

@x0yabun Single mother

What jobs actually get people houses like these?

@flanthippe 🫡

I'm rocking the Nike White Genocides 👟 #JustDoIt

Graham Platner will become our FDR. His handicap is that he was a jarhead. Can we not see inspiration in a man who once succumbed to cultural propaganda, yet found a way to break free and heal? Don't you want that for certain friends and family of your own? Platner is human.

I love how literally anything can be a reaction picture

I hope you enjoy my clock.

Crazy how well this performs at cutting off spiralling

@oubagaku Realizing this happened to me with DSP

I had a lolcow phase when I was much younger. it was only ecelebs. one day I realized, "why do I care?" and just stopped paying attention to it.

@rosienings @melonsodsie Hmm... girl/boy boyfriends... 🥴

@melonsodsie "don't wear that" "why do you have friends of the opposite gender" "no girl/boy bfs" "why your location is off" "why you didn't reply after 2 seconds" "why you didn't like my ig story" "the bird theory"

I don't take straight people seriously because they say things like why did you post a selfie while you're in a relationship

@brianwilt Thanks for the update Dan Rather

Current status: driving behind a Mexican BYD truck in Phoenix Arizona

@Vets4AP @kenklippenstein Vets 4 A Pedophile

@kenklippenstein You know I'm talking about you. You know you're a piece of shit. You can't help yourself.

🚨 Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani has been hospitalized and is in critical condition. #PrayForRudy

@ohyikes123 Me! Me!

Cock circling your lips name a fruit

@HORSEHAVINGFUN Yanny

green needle

@Peko_girlboss Not seeing what you're seeing

I’m collecting pokemon that are spiritually from Johto

@c4pric0rnrising The point of the handicap stall is to accommodate people, not to make sure they never have to wait in line

okay but actually what are you supposed to do in this situation asking for a future me

@tom_on_here Dog

Boo!

@Admiral8Ball set your VPN to a future time zone 🫡

Got home from work at 12:30 and saw Final Exam due at 12 last night

@powerfulwizerd Now I KNOW you can spare a square

in a dive bar bathroom and they are using the hugest roll of toilet paper i’ve ever seen

@FKAGEORGEY That only exists in TV shows

My parents were the type of parents that never took me to the doctors for an annual check up