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First weekend of legal sports betting in Ohio. The boys and I hit this nice parlay. $110 to $85,579. Originally had Burrow over 282.5 for $160k, but with the game getting canceled, it was removed from the bet. @DraftKings @DKSportsbook

@hanaamurakami Trump does not care about being insensitive. This is why loved by many. Just take the pill.

As a Japanese person does Trump realize how insensitive that joke was? Japan has paid in full and has been a loyal ally for decades.

@WallStreetApes There is more that goes into the cost than the juice. Low IQ post

American shows how much were really paying for some juices at the grocery store He picks one up, it’s $3.99 for the bottle Most people don’t think much about it, but if you look at the cost per ounce it’s 66.5 cents If you multiply the to a gallon, it’s $85 For Apple juice… We are being robbed blind

@WallStreetApes Cheaper ingredients with a higher price

American shows that Hersheys Chocolate Bars have changed textures “Guys, I don't think chocolate's supposed to look like this. Why is it so like elasticy? — It's like slime — this is fake” Hersheys has made major changes to their formula, including changing replacing cocoa butter with cheaper vegetable oils like palm oil, shea oil and sunflower oil

@defytheeye1 @elonmusk You are way too unhappy. Get some fresh air

@elonmusk You are using private wealth to bail out an unconstitutional federal groping syndicate. The TSA is a parasitic surveillance cartel that violates the 4th Amendment daily. You're a traitor and a complete disgrace.

I would like to offer to pay the salaries of TSA personnel during this funding impasse that is negatively affecting the lives of so many Americans at airports throughout the country

@AgentMorpheus_ @elonmusk That would be a huge waste of money

@elonmusk Imagine if that same energy was put into funding addiction recovery programs. Millions of Americans struggling silently. No one offering to pay for that.

@FinsPhanatics Whoever cooked this up needs their head examined

That’s like trading a 1st round pick for a 7th lmao

@Nithya_Shrii Robots will do all of that shit eventually. And they’ll do it without complaining.

10 jobs that are 100% safe from AI: 1. Dentist 2. Construction worker 3. Plumbing 4. Farming 5. Gardening 6. Carpentry 7. Cooking 8. Gardening 9. Welder 10. Electrician Did I miss any?!

@D1__JW Good luck King. You will be missed.

😎😎😎!!!

@OmarKelly Electric is great, until it’s below 30. Then it’s pure hell tryna go anywhere more than 60 miles away. Which in Florida you prob wouldn’t have that issue

Makes me regret not going electric

@Kizzume @DK_Able All of this made me LOL. The response and the responses to the response. 😂😂

How ignorant are you about how video games work in general? Do you even know what memory locations are? The Game Genie allowed someone to force a memory location to have a different number than what was intended. If 0 means your character is alive, and 1 means they're dead, and you force that memory location to always be a 0, your character will never die. Unfortunately, the Game Genie added a layer of crap on top of everything, they mixed up what numbers actually mean, so 0 was 9, 1 was 5, 2 was 7, etc, so it would be harder for people to make their own cheats. The Game Shark, for later consoles, was much more honest, and they encouraged people to find and create their own codes.

Game genie was one form of technology that I simply do not understand how it worked.

@DrClownPhD Thought about giving my kids rewards if they can beat some of the older games

Kids today have no idea how brutal games used to be. You’d fight the same boss 100 times until your hands just knew the pattern.

@lady_valor_07 I still do

I’ll ask again Did parents in the 70s/80s/90s really allow their kids to roam freely, or is that just a portrayal seen in movies

@MauriceK1421 @tommysantos14 @mancunianmedic All the fear, for nothing

@tommysantos14 @mancunianmedic Except Trump won’t leave office unless he drops dead! I am convinced he will attempt to change the constitution, so that he can stay on beyond 2 terms! Trump is a power hungry deluded lunatic.

When Trump leaves office: The Department of War will go back to being the Defense Department. The Trump Kennedy Center will go back to being the Kennedy Center. The Gulf of America will once again be the Gulf of Mexico. The unfinished East Wing (it won't be finished by the end of Trump's term) will be rebuilt by the next president, and it will not be a ballroom. Federal agencies packed with unqualified loyalists will fire those people and rehire the career experts Trump fired. The Department of Justice will go back to enforcing the law instead of protecting the president. Scientific agencies like NOAA, the EPA, and the CDC will go back to publishing research without political interference. The U.S. will re-align with its allies and not with its enemies. The presidential pardon power will stop being used as a rewards program for loyalists. Inspectors General will go back to investigating corruption instead of getting fired for it. The White House press room will go back to having briefings, with real journalists and not podcasters. U.S. foreign policy will stop revolving around flattering dictators. And the world will progress as though Donald Trump never existed.

@jazzyrae Supply and demand

My son’s barber got tiktok famous and has raised his prices 3 times in the past 6 months. These cuts used to be $35.

@OmarKelly Can’t live with em, can’t live without em.

Not just your age playboy

@JessNoFace My neighborhood today felt so nice, could hear kids playing, riding bikes. Can’t wait for summer. Good life is outside, just gotta go out there.

one of those tweets that makes you realize that a lot of people on here genuinely never go outside their house

@elonmusk @_kaitodev @garrytan @karpathy That will never happen Elon. Greed will always take over

@_kaitodev @garrytan @karpathy All jobs will be optional. There will be universal high income.

5 minutes ago, @karpathy just dropped karpathy/jobs! he scraped every job in the US economy (342 occupations from BLS), scored each one's AI exposure 0-10 using an LLM, and visualized it as a treemap. if your whole job happens on a screen you're cooked. average score across all jobs is 5.3/10. software devs: 8-9. roofers: 0-1. medical transcriptionists: 10/10 💀 karpathy.ai/jobs

@ImNotWrongBruh @veizau Internet is so full of exaggerated misinformation it’s unbelievable

@veizau Dude cheats on his wife twice and then trys to meet a kid at twitchcon allegedly. Now he's bragging about his marriage lmfao peak loser behavior.

Dr Disrespect CRASHES OUT on HasanAbi for talking about his wife. Also reveals his wife’s response to Nickmercs after he talked about Doc cheating on her. “That weird shoulder dude.. what’s his name, Hasan? had something to say about me and my wife’s anniversary. By the way, we’re going on 18 years now. Me and her are laughing at you. Also Nick, I showed my wife the clip and she said: ‘Who tf is this guy? Didn’t he come introduce himself to us at the Super Bowl?’”

@yoxics Doc to old to be flapping his gums like this

DrDisrespect goes off on Nickmercs in response to him 😳 “two-faced, phoney and as fake as it can be. I’d f**king drop that guy so fast.. that guy wouldn’t do nothing if I was standing infront of him. He’s doing everything he can to stay relevant..”

@CoDClipped Meta in every game doesn’t require someone to spend a shit load of time grinding in another game to get

Swagg crashes out about Black Ops Royale and says loadouts need to be added: “I WOULD RATHER HAVE A GUN WITH MY OWN CAMO AND MY OWN ATTACHMENTS THAN A BLUE GUN AND THEY PICKING THE ATTACHMENTS FOR ME!!” 🗣️😤