Rob Forbes ⚒️🫧🏰🫧⚒️

@Luke96475753 It would be irresponsible to go to work with alcohol in your system so might as well have a few more 😂

Went down the pub for lunch I dont think I'm going back to work now 😂😂 Fucking hot

sunday

PICTURED: Thomas Tuchel waking up Noni Madueke to tell him he's made the England squad for the World Cup 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👬

@visegrad24 “Nowak attempted to flee the scene, climbing over a fence while Digwa was still stabbing him” This is a clear case of murder.

Alright Thomas, joke’s over. Tell us the real squad now.

No English player in the Prem has more goals and assists than Jarrod Bowen (18) but Noni Madueke gets the call up, despite 2 goals and 1 assist. Yeah proper good from Tuchel.

With a strap on

@The_BoleynBoys @EFL_Comms @EFL But what if Spurs end up 18th and beat Hull 😂

Saints - cheated, shouldn’t be in the play-offs. Boro - lost, shouldn’t be given a pass to the final. Hull - finished 6th, shouldn’t be given a pass to the PL! Only sensible scenario is for a play-off between PL 18th and Hull. In my opinion 🐸 ☕️ @EFL_Comms @EFL

@paddypower I'm sure they'd notice what with all the red cards Arsenal would be getting

Settle an office debate. Say fitness wasn’t an issue, would you back yourself to referee the Champions League final and have no one notice that you’re not an actual professional ref?

Had Southampton punched a female police officer in the face in front of airport CCTV cameras, instead of spying, they’d still be in the play-off final.

A full list of @FA_PGMOL failings that helped Arsenal win the league #premierleague

You are taking the fucking piss. You can break a coppers nose in an airport and walk free, but hurty words on the internet will get you three years. This country is done. There's a different justice system in play depending on who you are.

Cesc Fàbregas questions how Arsenal won the Premier League after 22 years: "I’d say after waiting 22 years to win the league, Arsenal finally decided to abandon football and embrace professional wrestling. Every corner kick looks like a Royal Rumble, every set piece turns into a wrestling match, and somehow the referees allow it. You expect champagne football from a team coached by Arteta, but half the time it feels like Stoke City in disguise with better marketing. Their attackers spend more time blocking defenders than actually playing football. Fair play to them for winning the title, but if this becomes the future of football, we’re finished. Arsenal have turned corner kicks into a cheat code and made set pieces look more dangerous than open play."

@FabrizioRomano Should've got a red card

❤️🤍 Kai Havertz: “The 2026 Premier League champion”.

@premierleague Was he in on the corruption?

Arsene Wenger saw it coming 🔮

@SkySports And the champions league?

Arsenal have confirmed a parade will take place at 2pm on Sunday May 31, to celebrate the Premier League title. The club will also parade the Champions League trophy should they beat PSG on May 30... 🍿 👀