Rob Gardner

Where to find me! Twitch: twitch.tv/PokerPastor Youtube: youtube.com/RobGardnerLive Insta: Instagram.com/RobGardnerLive Tiktok: @pokerpastortv" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">tiktok.com/@pokerpastortv Hendon Mob: pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r… Watch the docuseries I am in: WatchChaseTheDream.com

@AllOrNubbin @JoshuaArieh An easier way to do this would be to node lock no folds preflop.

Thinking about vibe coding a PLO training tool called “Arieh I”. It’s an AI tool that allows you to run PLO spots but every output is just @JoshuaArieh telling you that you fucking suck at PLO. I’ll let you guys know when the beta is live.

@AP8809dfs How much did your butt pucker on that final shot!

Awesome angle. Frager switching hands, what a clutch bucket 😤

I won the @PokerStarsUSA women’s event @LivePoker_PHL! Thanks to the players and staff for a very fun event. ♠️

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

Raise your kids right.

fuel your body right, and your brain will perform at its peak—letting you make balanced, intentional decisions every hand. #poker #balancedpoker #pokercommunity #recpoker #908badbeat

Congratulations to Nicole Neal from Succasunna, NJ who won the opening event of the PokerStars Open Philadelphia Festival @LivePoker_PHL yesterday, the Ambassador Bounty tournament. She beat 114 other players to the $8,005 first prize 👍 💃 @JenShahade @mkonnikova @womenspkrcal @WPAGlobal @WPFLadiesUSA @PocketQueensPkr

@AlZeidenfeld Don’t mind him smizz. He’s too busy picking up pieces of candy.

It must be so freeing to just be able to make up random shit and actually believe it’s true. To not be bound by any sort of fact, logic or reason has to be super liberating.

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@CaitlinComeskey Safe travels and best of luck in the next chapter.

Playing what is likely my last session ever on StarsNJ & I gotta tell y'all... online poker is SO MUCH BETTER w the live chat feature. I don't get why this isn't a priority for the competitors... Goodbye NJ player pool, I will miss talking mad shit. Packing up my stuff was sadder than I anticipated. See y'all in Vegas❤️

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today. I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby. It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC. May God bless America.

I did not participate in, and still have no knowledge of, any money laundering in the operation of the Lodge. I understand that some people assume that because there was a search warrant, a crime must have been committed, but that’s not really how the process works. A search warrant is just one step in an investigation, based on an affidavit from law enforcement. That affidavit has not been given to the Lodge or made public. My heart goes out to the hundreds of Lodge employees whose jobs are in jeopardy. These are good, kind, hardworking people, and it is painful to see them struggle through this uncertainty. I also care deeply about the situation for our members. There are numerous people with both chip balances and tournament payouts that cannot currently be processed. I want to reiterate that these members will be made whole, and I will personally make sure that happens, in coordination with my attorneys, so that it is done properly. With the advice of my lawyers, I am committed to cooperating with law enforcement officials, answering any questions they have, and doing everything I can to clear up the confusion of what has and has not been happening at The Lodge. I expect to provide another update soon, once more information is available and my attorneys have had an opportunity to fully assess the situation. In the meantime, I appreciate your patience and support.

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@itsAntWright @golabattblue

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@stxrinsky Sandwich @RecPokerJim ?

Because a fleeing car doing 110mph on the highway is going to calmly drive in a straight line so you can pull up and precision park your anti chase device on his rear tire. Next up a rubber stopper you can put in the barrel of an enemies gun to stop him from shooting you.

Poker’s having a tough week, especially for hardworking dealers and staff suddenly looking for their next spot. If that’s you, know the game still needs you. We’re hiring seasonal summer poker staff in Las Vegas. Apply online and we’ll make sure you get an audition.

Kylie tweeting/insta about poker isn’t gonna start another poker boom. People’s attention spans are about 24 hours these days. It will be forgotten by tomorrow. Sad truth.

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