Robert Semler

@AskTSA can I bring cheese in my carry on? Coming back from Wisconsin

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FUCK. THAT. #RuPaulsDragRace

@thegigigoode you got our entire room clapping for your take on me performance #RuPaulsDragRace

It’s time to crown a winner, baby! 👑 RETWEET if you’re watching the #DragRace GRAND FINALE RIGHT NOW on @VH1! 🌈✨

Could not take my EYES OFF @thegigigoode in first lip sync OMG LOVE #rupaulsdragrace

“I have to poop but I’m not gonna be bad to your bathroom” quote of the night

F*ck straight people 2k18

(989): Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.

“Remind me to dust the cocaine off of my credit card before I give it to the hotel people”

(717): Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures

Today is the first time in as long as I can remember that I’ve slept in until 11:30. It was beautiful. It was necessary. I encourage it. #selfcare

Don’t ever get me a horse drawn carriage. Ain’t no aux cord for me to play my bops

I’m a waste of a roofie

Being vertical is one of my least favorite parts of being a human. Gravity is hard.

@literarally @ her I cant find her

Just 165 days until winter. I can do this.

If you're in the area of 4th and Market, beware of traffic delays. A cow is loose. Again. No, we can't believe we're tweeting this either.

When he destroys your walls