Robin Marie Burbank Lutz

@StephenKing Sounds like one of your books. Promise everything. Deliver nothing. And in this case blame the reader?

Sounds like Trump to me.

@kdh4potus Will there be a translator there that signs perfect word salads?

NEW: Kamala Harris will speak at Detroit’s Huntington Place April 18 during the Michigan Democratic Party convention. “Michigan is suffering because of Trump…that’s why we’re excited to have the VP and Sen. Cory Booker” michiganchronicle.com/kamala-harris-…

@krassenstein You wouldn’t know a sense of humor if it slapped you upside your head.

BREAKING: Trump appears to seem unsure who Melania is. wtf!!!

@krassenstein Didn’t you start an unfounded claim that the president was at deaths door?

BREAKING: President Trump: "The entire country [of Iran] could be taken out in one night and that night might be tomorrow night." Is he threatening to nuke Iran? Sounds like it to me. Can someone put a muzzle on this guy please?

trump was spotted struggling to get up minor stairs. ya this mf clocking out soon 😭

@Mayoisspicyy I voted for him. As for being offended by this statement that would be a no. People can say whatever they want about me or to my face. It would require valuing someone else’s opinion and I’m fresh out of f’s to give.

I hope I don't offend anyone. But if you voted for Donald Trump, please go f*ck yourself.

@kdh4potus @KamalaHarris Not even if it was the only picture I saw today.

The absolute CUTEST photo you’ll see today 🥹 A smile that says it all — VP Kamala Harris sharing a beautiful moment with a young girl outside the West Angeles Church of God in Christ this morning. photo: lilredrobyn_

@IAPolls2022 Option none of the above.

2028 Democratic primary - who gets your vote?

@EdKrassen @ObamaFoundation @BarackObama Some people have more money than brains?

Happy to say I’m an @ObamaFoundation Foundation founding member! Can’t wait for the grand opening! Way to go @BarackObama!

@DrNeilStone I would consult with my doctor. And in that regard if he said yes I would entertain it. If the government said it was I would ask for their credentials in the medical field and when a pencil pushing politician can’t produce one I would run in the other direction. Hope that helps

If there is a huge bubonic plague outbreak and there's a safe vaccine that can prevent it, would you take it??

@DisavowTrump20 She f’d as many as she could.

You fucked up, America. Happy Easter.

@EdKrassen @AustinAyers What is the matter munchkin. You can sling it but can’t handle when it’s thrown back at you? Dont write checks your ass can’t cash.

@AustinAyers That’s clear defamation. Retract your statement now.

Imagine starting a war to distract from the fact that you raped little girls.

@LarryJones They have coined a new term for there surgery. It’s addavagtome

BREAKING: Speculation is rising that Brian and Ed Krassenstein are at Walter Reed Medical Center to complete their gender reassignment surgery.

@mmpadellan Odd. I sleep fine regardless of who occupies the White House.

It bears mentioning that nobody ever lost sleep wondering if President Biden was going to commit war crimes or drop nukes on another country. They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep peacefully.

@ChrisDJackson It’s a pity that you believe your lying eyes and ears.

Isn’t it funny how Biden is out among everyday people, and NONE of the people actually meeting him are describing some confused old man? They are describing someone humble, engaged, and fully present. Doesn't match the bullshit media narrative, does it? The press pushed that garbage. The loudmouths amplified it. The weak-minded bought it. And the country paid the price. They should be shamed without mercy. There must be accountability

@DschlopesIsBack His chest hairs are also caught in the zipper

BREAKING: Speculation is rising that Jerry Nadler is at Walter Reed Medical Center after being suffocated by his own pants.

@taylorbilt @EdKrassen Gerbils everywhere are praying for their brother.

🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨 Speculation is rising that Antifa is planning a rescue mission to save a gerbil stuck in @EdKrassen ass. PETA is on site to oversee the operation.. Unnamed sources confirmed this story is more believable than Ed's story.

@0hour1 @harryjsisson I heard it was his buddy Chris Mowery.

Breaking @harryjsisson was rushed to Walter Reed for a compacted bowel. No word on whats stuck in it. Pray for him.

@ginamilan_ Someone from the lollipop guild misplaced their lollipop. The brothers are known suspects. With an extensive anal search the missing lollipop has been found.

Speculation is rising that the Krassenstein brothers have been hospitalized after a foreign object became lodged inside them. Allegedly.

@mrmikeMTL My mom usually made zucchini. Sometimes with cheese.

If you grew up in a “vegetables at every meal” household…. what did you eat with spaghetti?