disgruntled scientist

Man doesn't understand sarcasm and taking the piss.

@rockets_cycling Are you going to release more on bike gear? I.e. long sleeve jerseys, gilets or bibtights?

Still a long way to the finish in today’s stage. 🥱 💬 Any questions for us?! #UnibetRoseRockets

@DavidSneyd I really dont get the rice hype tbh. He's a good player but they go on like he's prime Keane or viera. Bruno 27 goal involvements in pl and rice has 9. Im not a fan of either respective club either.

And think of all those corners he’s taken too.

@SamJDean I'm not an arsenal or united fan but man give your head a wobble. Rice is a decent player and has played well this season but bruno in fairness to him has been consistently very good in a poor united team and has probably been a main driver in dragging them to the CL.

With respect to my colleagues in the football writing industry, I am stunned that Bruno Fernandes has been named FWA Footballer of the Year instead of Declan Rice. Rice has literally won more matches this season (35) than Fernandes has even played (34). telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

@MiguelDelaney I wouldn't say they're far off tbh but they dont have a generational player like barca did. Maybe more balanced and talent spread evenly perhaps?

We probably expected to be discussing another epic this morning - but PSG were too good Are they up there with Guardiola's Barcelona? They set up a final with many contrasts, beyond attack v defence If they win again, it will be the third state club in four years independent.co.uk/sport/football…

Happy National Lalo Taco Tuesday!

@decathloncmacgm @Decathlon @cmacgm @van_rysel This hasn't hit me emotionally at all... 🙃

"J’ai quelque chose à vous annoncer…" "I have something to tell you..." #DECATHLONCMACGMTEAM - @Decathlon @cmacgm @van_rysel

@Luizmd Please don't reproduce.

More people are beginning to understand that there are no “viruses.”

@BohunickaNikola Some people win monuments and gc some don't.

Some people win one-week races by 42 seconds. Some people win them by 4 minutes 23 seconds 😏

@IFBMedia A lad who posted a tweet about an underage england youth interational today in irish. You are indeed a moron. Victor is at least irish most of the shite you post is about english lads who wont play for us. So yes a moron

@Robkdub I definitely ain’t the moron here but thanks as always “Disgruntled Scientist”

Heimir is damned if he does and damned if he doesn’t on this one. Stephen Bradley has this innate ability at finding things to be moaning about. But no, at this moment in time he should not be an option for the Senior Team.

@ady_mcgoo @derrycityfc Rovers have won 5 out of the last 6 leagues so what are you on about you lemon. Some of your own players have ended up on the scrap heap because of your shitty pitch

I can't wait to hear what excuses the dublin clubs will have after this. Without doubt this will be best pitch in Ireland. Well done @derrycityfc. Scoreboard to left of NS on grass banking would be lovely addition to 😉

@martylyricfm A man that belittled people less fortunate than him but was was one of the biggest coke heads around. Sad how he went out but was a grade a prick.

Remembering an old friend this morning

@se020926150 @IrishPropaganda Born in england, English parents and no irish ancestry. HaVe YoU hEaRd HiS aCcEnT

The Sun (lol) are saying that England are after Owen Elding to try and get him to play for them Although born in England he moved to Ireland at the age of 6, there’s not a hope he plays for England It’s Ireland only, no worry about this one 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

Predicting their next win?

@MakisMedicine @_DHOTYA an absolute whopper of one here

BREAKING NEWS: Mayo Clinic is offering me an "Executive Director" position for up to $400k 😃 Oh and they're not the only one. My email inbox is suddenly filling up with Executive job offers from several big Pharmaceutical companies. So this is what I get for helping 9000+ Cancer patients with Ivermectin & Mebendazole and leading the largest Ivermectin Cancer Project in the world? After talking about a New Florida Cancer Clinic? 🤔 If they can't sabotage me, they'll just buy me out? 💵 I have to admit, it is mildly amusing. Ten years ago, I may have jumped at something like this. It's almost tailor made for me. But at this stage of my life...can't say I felt even a hint of temptation. They really don't know me very well 😃 Sorry, Mayo Clinic. I'm building a Cancer Center in Florida. It's going to be a bit different from yours. 😉

@OCowzer England may want to call up english player. Shock and horror

England keen on Owen Elding thesun.ie/sport/16894329…

@spicebag619 One of their gimp gans Julian canny blocked me for highlighting this too.

Never forget

Amateur clubs get their shit together better than the majority of the professional clubs here. Fair play to mochtas!